CS vs Food - The Flaming Burger Challenge

[Mr Burns]

I haven't forgotten yet!

Won't be doing the challenge though, probably just have a regular meal... And cuddle Daveski, 'cos I ain't seen he for a while.

 

[Gray]

If you don't attempt The Flaming Burger Challenge you can join the pussy, queer, fag table where Sym0n will be sitting. FACT.

 

[Mr Burns]

If you don't attempt The Flaming Burger Challenge you can join the pussy, queer, fag table where Sym0n will be sitting. FACT.

All tables are pussy, queer, fag tables at a Clio meet. You just have to hope you sit by someone who'll speak.

 

[Harpham]

^ Don't sit next to me then. All you'll hear is a small boy struggling to eat a burger bigger than him.

Also, what Gray said.

 

[James23]

You just have to hope you sit by someone who'll speak.

Ha! So true!!

But another +1 for what Gray said!

 

[daveski]

Save me a space on the fag table? Thanks honey x

I've tried this once already.

 

[Gray]

Save me a space on the fag table? Thanks honey x

I've tried this once already.

Are you dropping out of The Flaming Burger Challenge?

This is my face right now > :dapprove:

 

[AK]

Hardy a challenge.

More breakfast TBH.

 

[James23]

Are you dropping out of The Flaming Burger Challenge?

This is my face right now > :dapprove:

He's getting old.

 

[daveski]

I've tried it once. The meat hangover was bad enough on a Saturday let alone having to work the next day.

Besides will be more fun watching James 'Wheeler Dealer' Baker try the challenge seen as he's so convinced he can do it.

 

[Harpham]

Fag.

So it's basically me and Gray that are doing the challenge?!
It's gonna be emotional. I haven't really been eating properly since Friday. Dunno whether it's an illness or that my body knows whats coming LOL.

 

[James23]

I've tried it once. The meat hangover was bad enough on a Saturday let alone having to work the next day.

Besides will be more fun watching James 'Wheeler Dealer' Baker try the challenge seen as he's so convinced he can do it.

Not so convinced, just think I can. The chips will be the hardest part imo

 

[daveski]

Fag.

So it's basically me and Gray that are doing the challenge?!
It's gonna be emotional. I haven't really been eating properly since Friday. Dunno whether it's an illness or that my body knows whats coming LOL.

And James. The rest of us will gather round you and chant Man vs Food style.

 

[James23]

And James. The rest of us will gather round you and chant Man vs Food style.

You absolute bunch of homosexuals.

 

[Harpham]

LOL. My first target is not being the first one to give up. I'm scared...

 

[daveski]

You should be fine, just do a spin class or something before you show.

TBH I'll probably end up ordering the challenge anyway.

 

[Gray]

I reckon the best bet is to hit The Flaming Burger Challenge flat out for the first 10mins, eat as much as you possibly can until your stomach realises what you are doing.

 

[Harpham]

^ Yup that's my plan. You need to whale it down as quickly as possible, until your body realises that it's 200% over capacity. I've bought some maternity pants specially for this event.

I'm teaching a class tomorrow, which gives me a good workout, so ill be properly hungry by 7pm.

 

[James23]

TBH I'll probably end up ordering the challenge anyway.

Yay! This just made my sad little morning.

 

[bright]

Much as I know I'm likely to end in failure, I will attempt the challenge! I think it will be the chips that will lose out hehe.

 

[The Russian.]

I will be joining this!!!

Gray il follow you down?

No fizzy pop! No beers they will bloat IMO

 

[bryera]

that look Nice !! lol

 

[Gray]

I will be joining this!!!

Gray il follow you down?

No fizzy pop! No beers they will bloat IMO

Sure mate, or just jump in my car?!

 

[Sym0n]

All tables are pussy, queer, fag tables at a Clio meet. You just have to hope you sit by someone who'll speak.

My table is always the cool party table. Fact.

I might order the meal and sneak chips on to people's plates that are trying the challenges. Then throw the burger at the first quitter.

 

[The Russian.]

Sure mate, or just jump in my car?!

Yeah that would be a lot better than both driving, + I don't want to give ammo to any of these piss takers about my orange wheels and arch gap. not a nice sight

 

[The Russian.]

Also Gray if you could let me know the time your planning on setting of please.

My phone says sim not detected so will not be able to receive texts/calls.

 

[Sym0n]

I don't want to give ammo to any of these piss takers about my orange wheels and arch gap. not a nice sight

Check

 

[The Russian.]

Check

Il be competing in the challenge, just outside in a bush

 

[Gray]

Also Gray if you could let me know the time your planning on setting of please.

My phone says sim not detected so will not be able to receive texts/calls.

I'll leave around 18:30, Where do you want picking up from?

Drop me a PM if you like.

 

[Gray]

This is worrying... less than 5hrs until The Flaming Burger Challenge and I don't feel hungry at all, I even had a light lunch!

 

[daveski]

Go to one of Harpham's exercise classes, that should make you feel hungry.

Or cycle down to the pub

 

[Gray]

I'll just hammer a few dieting pills and laxative init, problem solved.

 

[bright]

Also had a light lunch, not hungry at all. Mind, there is at least 5 hours till we get the food probs so I'll probably be hungry by then

 

[daveski]

I'm not sure starving too much is the right strategy call anyway. I've got a cycle home from work to get me ready.

 

[Harpham]

I've only had breakfast and i'm not even hungry yet. I think our bodies are nervous.

Usually by 10am i'm absolutely starving LOL.

 

[Gray]

I've only had breakfast and i'm not even hungry yet. I think our bodies are nervous.

Usually by 10am i'm absolutely starving LOL.

This.

Pretty sure I am starting to get butterflies now, FFS come on!!

 

[Matt W]

When I completed it I wasn't hungry. Stretching the stomach beforehand innit.

 

[Harpham]

I've just had a "warm-up" apple. 4 hours and counting...

 

[Chapster5]

I've just had a "warm-up" apple. 4 hours and counting...

An apple... Don't let it spoil your tea

 

[daveski]

Is there anyone coming that doesnt know any other members? Bright? Do we need to get a sign made up so you'll know who we are?