CSS 15 Time Attack Karting Event!

[Dan]

So as you may have seen ClioSport.net have pulled out all the stops for this years event.

To top it off we have CSS 15 Time Attack event using the venues Honda powered outdoor Go-Karts and 600 metre track.

It will cost £10 for 10 minutes of driving which includes hire of all the relevant safety equipment, a leader board will put together through out the day and the fastest 3 competitors will be announced and will receive prizes at the end of the daytime events.

You maybe able to enter more than once if time slots are available after your initial entry.

We are all looking forward to seeing who comes out on top!

CS admin.

 

[Andy93]

Sounds like a laugh!

 

[JP83]

Do the thin people get lead ballasts so us fatties can win?

 

[Knuckles]

Win.

Do we book in advance or on the day?

Is it initially one go per person or is there a set amount of spaces?

 

[Nik]

Do the thin people get lead ballasts so us fatties can win?

Bring more cookies to hand out to unsuspecting competitors

 

[Nik]

Win.

Do we book in advance or on the day?

Is it initially one go per person or is there a set amount of spaces?

It's just arrive & drive really, hand over your cash and have a go. But that's why we wanted people to kind of team up in advance to make it more fun, rather than people going over to it on and driving on their own throughout the day.

I reckon we need an admin team session at some point.

 

[Bluebeard]

Do the thin people get lead ballasts so us fatties can win?

Fat people go faster around corners in go karts. ;-)

 

[Bluebeard]

Is it fastest lap during those 10 minutes Nik? Or is it how many laps can you squeeze in during those 10 minutes?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Is it fastest lap during those 10 minutes Nik? Or is it how many laps can you squeeze in during those 10 minutes?

I think it'll be fastest lap :up:

 

[JP83]

Fat people go faster around corners in go karts. ;-)

That is true. At llandow I didn't need to brake for the corners. I just leaned in.

 

[Nik]

Is it fastest lap during those 10 minutes Nik? Or is it how many laps can you squeeze in during those 10 minutes?

The karts have a timing system, so I imagine if you go on in a group you'll be able to see who did the fastest in your session. Then they will also give us the fastest times from the whole day for which we'll award the trophy / prizes at the end of the day

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

We have to do an admin session! :up:

 

[Bluebeard]

We have to do an admin session! :up:

That's not fair is it.

We've all got work on Monday morning...

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

That's not fair is it.

We've all got work on Monday morning...

😂😂😂

 

[DaveDreads]

I'll have a go at that, they don't breathalyze you beforehand do they?

 

[Andy93]

Just tell them you drive better when you're pissed, police and h&s types love it

 

[Dan]

I'll have a go at that, they don't breathalyze you beforehand do they?

If you wear a helmet upon arrival then it's only you that gets the fumes lol

 

[Dan]

We have to do an admin session! :up:

No point you might as well hand me the winners medal

 

[DaveDreads]

I've never driven a go-kart in my life but I suspect i'll be awesome at it, now to lose 4 stone so I have a chance of winning.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

No point you might as well hand me the winners medal :wink:

I've got a weight advantage! Maybe not over Brian though 😅

 

[Dan]

I've got a weight advantage! Maybe not over Brian though 😅

I weigh 100KGs but it's 100KGs of pure speed! Lol

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

I've never driven a go-kart in my life but I suspect i'll be awesome at it, now to lose 4 stone so I have a chance of winning.

You have never driven a go-kart?!

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I weigh 100KGs but it's 100KGs of pure speed! Lol

Pfffft I can bench press you!

 

[Dan]

Pfffft I can bench press you!

Lol I can bench press me too but that won't help you in this situation!

 

[Bluebeard]

I've never driven a go-kart in my life but I suspect i'll be awesome at it, now to lose 4 stone so I have a chance of winning.

How have you never driven a go kart??

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Lol I can bench press me too but that won't help you in this situation!

I weigh about 25 kilos less than you I reckon. I'm all over this!

 

[Dan]

I weigh about 25 kilos less than you I reckon. I'm all over this!

Ha I have beaten smaller people than you!

Your old also so your reactions are slow!

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Ha I have beaten smaller people than you!

Your old also so your reactions are slow!

😂😂😂

Cheeky fucker lol

Don't forget I was trained at the finest driving school in the world :wink::up:

 

[Dan]

😂😂😂

Cheeky fucker lol

Don't forget I was trained at the finest driving school in the world :wink::up:

Ahh you got taught at the Royal Navy school of driving too?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Ahh you got taught at the Royal Navy school of driving too?

During the war... 😂

 

[Dan]

During the war I got beaten at Go-Karting by Dan again... 😂

EFA

 

[DaveDreads]

You have never driven a go-kart?!

How have you never driven a go kart??

It's just one of those things that everyone else seems to have done but I never, like fishing, paint balling or riding a motorbike.

 

[Bluebeard]

It's just one of those things that everyone else seems to have done but I never, like fishing, paint balling or riding a motorbike.

Or working.

 

[DaveDreads]

I've worked, i'm just no good at it.

 

[Pacman.]

Going to need to add seconds for people weighing under 10 stone I think.

 

[Bluebeard]

Going to need to add seconds for people weighing under 10 stone I think.

So someone will be weighing people before they're allowed on the track??

Behave.

Not that anyone would doubt Dreadlock Dave is over 10 stone. The concern there would be if the kart even managed to get off the line.

 

[Dan]

I will beat you at this game @Typhoon

 

[Paul.M]

I'll get involved with this too, being 6ft 5 and gangly I look hilarious on a go kart.

 

[JP83]

I've added extra heavy flour to the cookies to weigh you skinny people down. [emoji23]

 

[172_Tom]

I'll get involved with this too, being 6ft 5 and gangly I look hilarious on a go kart.

Similar story for me at 6' 4". Already got my racing driver excuses lined up - injured my wrist a few weeks ago... more air resitance... :grinning: