OMG. I was on the way to work this morning(Windsor from Maidenhead) when i decided it was safe to overtake a van travelling 50 in a 60 zone. Went passt him and had loadsa room but still the vanman flashed me and threw me a gesture. I engorned him as i coundnt give two sh*ts and carried on my way to work.
The road slows down to a 40 zone and within a few minutes i had the same van flying up my ass. I could see in my rear view the guy was absolutely screwin. Kept shoutin, shufflein about and then it came accross me that he was holdin a bat in his right hand. ohh. He kept holding it in view then puttin it away. He was an ugly b*****d, no teeth, tatoos, baseball cap(and bat)quite stocky, just a complete ogar.
The road remained 40 but split into two lanes. I chose the outside lane and he came up next to me on the insude. Where the guy swerved into my lane trying to ram my car. I had to swerve onto the wrong side of the road to avoid him. This is where i realised he was out to kill me.
I booted it upto 60 in a 40,which i normally dont do, but then we came to a roundabout, where i had to stop. the guy came up behind me, hopped out shoutin, u mother f**ker im gunna kill u, u little f**kin c**t, blahblahblah. Holdin his baseball bat in his right hand for everyone else on the road to see. so i waited for him to come up to my rear quater and by then some traffic had clered so i budged forward. He shot back into his van and followed me out onto the roundabout.
He then, still shoutin with his bat in his hand, followed me round the roundabout. I could see down every exit and each one was blocked. So i kept going round and round. He followed untill my antics pisst him off so he just pulled up in the middle of the roundabout, and like the hero he was got out with his fookin bat, stood in the road and waited for me to come round. So i pulled up next to him and he started, "u f**kin little sh*t, overtake mee, comon then, u wanna fight, comon, f**kin little c**t, im gunna get u."
It crossed my mind just to get out and see what he was all about, then i thought again, err....no. As i drove off again he took a quick swing then hopped back in his van. I thought best thing to do is leave the situation before someone gets hurt. So i went round one more time and eni meni mini moed an exit. I went down the A355 towards slough where i lost him.
WTF!!!!???!!! Im confused to think what i did wrong??? Overtake a nutter??? Should i tell the police about the situation??? Im not really shaken up but did walk the rest of the way to work with my wheel brace. Help please, what should i do? Thoughts plzz?
P.S keep well clear of Red Vans with the plate either F119 or F199. didnt get the rest.
