Same here mate - although I have I am a tw*t please drive inches from my bumper and then overtake me in pink neon flashing in the back window.
Does anybody remember the kids show Aquila a while back, the one with the roman flying thingy that could be made invisible? My mini has got one of those devices. Its activated by me driving the car. Nobody can see me and so everybody cuts me up, pulls out in front of me and tries to drive through me.