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Does anyone fancy cleaning my car??? (lols inside)
- Thread starter Bluebeard
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Poopensharten
ClioSport Club Member
Golf R
Please post this on DW.
The world will actually collapse.
The world will actually collapse.
Aye, some detailing cow will pisch their self..
Bluebeard
ClioSport Moderator
Whichever has fuel
It's not cleanable mate. Not if you want it presentable. Yes it would look better but it needs replacing.
I've contemplated buying a complete 172 cup interior, carpets and everything, (They sell for about 50p!) and spending the weekend fitting it and just keeping it for a daily/customer loan car etc. It drives bloody lovely and I can do a complete interior out/replace in under 3 hours now i've done so many of them.
But being honest, I can't be bothered! lol.
quite a literal phrase for looking like a plasterers radio lol
Poopensharten
ClioSport Club Member
Golf R
What sort of damage was done to it for it to be Cat C?
Bluebeard
ClioSport Moderator
Whichever has fuel
Rear ended, but it can't of been heavy.
The bumpers original and the tailgate has just been painted. They have made no effort to repair the floor or pull it out, it is how it is now! lol.
imprezaworks
ClioSport Club Member
Mk5 Golf GTI :)
The thing that gets on my nerves is we take cars in that resemble the above and on occasions they have kids, theres no need to let a car get the scruffy.
Bluebeard
ClioSport Moderator
Whichever has fuel
The thing that gets me, is they'll px a car like this, then moan about something trivial on their new car like a tiny scratch.
I feel like saying to them "you're a f**king tramp. You have no right to moan about anything!"
lemonnobby
ClioSport Club Member
We were scared to sit in it the other day.
Bluebeard
ClioSport Moderator
Whichever has fuel
I noticed the floor mats on the seats, presumably to prevent your oily overalls getting dirtier?? lol!
Pauleds
ClioSport Club Member
Merc Dueliner sport
Invisible ink on the tax disc?
Family used to have a garage years ago and 2 different customers had vehicles in a worse state than that, and we had to put a seat cover in and wear gloves to keep us clean.?
one was a poor bloke who all the locals new as Dirty Dai and he stank. His house was worse than his car.
The other was a woman who actually owns a load of land and rundown properties that thesedays if she sold them she would get a good £1m yet she still drives round tending her sheep in a 309 diesel thesedays and its probably got rats in it. Makes that Clio look like a concours cars.
So glad I dont have to mess about with crap like that anymore!
Family used to have a garage years ago and 2 different customers had vehicles in a worse state than that, and we had to put a seat cover in and wear gloves to keep us clean.?
one was a poor bloke who all the locals new as Dirty Dai and he stank. His house was worse than his car.
The other was a woman who actually owns a load of land and rundown properties that thesedays if she sold them she would get a good £1m yet she still drives round tending her sheep in a 309 diesel thesedays and its probably got rats in it. Makes that Clio look like a concours cars.
So glad I dont have to mess about with crap like that anymore!
imprezaworks
ClioSport Club Member
Mk5 Golf GTI :)
Martin_172
ClioSport Club Member
My mate just bought a 53 plate one the other day, soaked inside and gone all mouldy as the guy couldn't afford for the garage to replace the engine yet we found out it only had a faulty injector lol we got a full rs interior for peanuts job done!
Face like a painters boot IIRC.
Can't wait to get this. Lol
Dr HMS Derv Destroyer
ClioSport Club Member
MK1DTi/vivaro/corsa
Track car dci? 
Track car dci?
Lol, nope. Fed up of driving my trackcar currently, this will give me something to do over the winter break to rectify all problems.
Dr HMS Derv Destroyer
ClioSport Club Member
MK1DTi/vivaro/corsa
Ah fair enough. Any other problems apart from interior being a mess! , head over to cliodci.net
Ah fair enough. Any other problems apart from interior being a mess! , head over to cliodci.net
Will do! Need a bit of info on servicing etc so will join up tomorrow.
Dr HMS Derv Destroyer
ClioSport Club Member
MK1DTi/vivaro/corsa
George@RTR_Parts
ClioSport Trader
Bloody hell looks like pigeons have been living in there for a few months.
As said stick a full cup interior in and it'll be sorted, bet you gave peanuts for that.
As said stick a full cup interior in and it'll be sorted, bet you gave peanuts for that.
I'm gutted I didn't get this. Was going to be my winter project. Got a full cup interior sat in my garage so that was going in and would of improved it 100 times along with a good clean.
Well done Nick you just beat me too it :dapprove:
Well done Nick you just beat me too it :dapprove:
RB182FF & Mini
You couldn't go dogging in that
Bluebeard
ClioSport Moderator
Whichever has fuel
Mess about with crap like what?? Its a car, its how I earn my living.
Apologies if that's beneath you now you've moved on to pastures new.... :butt:
Indeed this should keep me busy! The interior will be perfect onces i've finished with it, thats my main area of focus. Not too fussed about the exterior tbh, as long as it stays watertight its fine by me. As people have said, the perfect car to pootle around in, leave anywhere and not care about as such. Saves putting too many miles on the Cup trackcar and will save me a few quid in the process.
May well be Luke, how much and where you located? Got any interior plastics?
Nick
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