Does anyone fancy cleaning my car??? (lols inside)

[Sheila’s’ Wheels’]

Copied and pasted, I apologize.

Ill fitting tailgate due to creased boot floor...

Some seagull s**t holding the windscreen trim in place...

 

[Alan]

Boke, like a junkies cairpet!

 

[Adamm.]

f**k that the interior is a state :dead:

 

[Poopensharten]

Please post this on DW.

The world will actually collapse.

 

[pastieman]

Seen worse in some of our fleet vans that we look after.....

That will come up ok after a good scrub, shame about the boot floor

 

[Alan]

Please post this on DW.

The world will actually collapse.

Aye, some detailing cow will pisch their self..

 

[MrDave]

you scruffy c**t.

 

[Sheila’s’ Wheels’]

Seen worse in some of our fleet vans that we look after.....

That will come up ok after a good scrub, shame about the boot floor

It's not cleanable mate. Not if you want it presentable. Yes it would look better but it needs replacing.

I've contemplated buying a complete 172 cup interior, carpets and everything, (They sell for about 50p!) and spending the weekend fitting it and just keeping it for a daily/customer loan car etc. It drives bloody lovely and I can do a complete interior out/replace in under 3 hours now i've done so many of them.

But being honest, I can't be bothered! lol.

 

[Dan@SJM]

quite a literal phrase for looking like a plasterers radio lol

 

[Poopensharten]

What sort of damage was done to it for it to be Cat C?

 

[Sheila’s’ Wheels’]

What sort of damage was done to it for it to be Cat C?

Rear ended, but it can't of been heavy.

The bumpers original and the tailgate has just been painted. They have made no effort to repair the floor or pull it out, it is how it is now! lol.

 

[imprezaworks]

The thing that gets on my nerves is we take cars in that resemble the above and on occasions they have kids, theres no need to let a car get the scruffy.

 

[Sheila’s’ Wheels’]

The thing that gets on my nerves is we take cars in that resemble the above and on occasions they have kids, theres no need to let a car get the scruffy.

The thing that gets me, is they'll px a car like this, then moan about something trivial on their new car like a tiny scratch.

I feel like saying to them "you're a f**king tramp. You have no right to moan about anything!"

 

[lemonnobby]

We were scared to sit in it the other day.

 

[Vish]

LOL what a state!

 

[Sheila’s’ Wheels’]

We were scared to sit in it the other day.

I noticed the floor mats on the seats, presumably to prevent your oily overalls getting dirtier?? lol!

 

[Pauleds]

Invisible ink on the tax disc?

Family used to have a garage years ago and 2 different customers had vehicles in a worse state than that, and we had to put a seat cover in and wear gloves to keep us clean.?
one was a poor bloke who all the locals new as Dirty Dai and he stank. His house was worse than his car.
The other was a woman who actually owns a load of land and rundown properties that thesedays if she sold them she would get a good £1m yet she still drives round tending her sheep in a 309 diesel thesedays and its probably got rats in it. Makes that Clio look like a concours cars.
So glad I dont have to mess about with crap like that anymore!

 

[imprezaworks]

The thing that gets me, is they'll px a car like this, then moan about something trivial on their new car like a tiny scratch.

I feel like saying to them "you're a f**king tramp. You have no right to moan about anything!"

Definatly.

 

[Dave..]

Mrs's Christmas present IIRC

 

[Martin_172]

My mate just bought a 53 plate one the other day, soaked inside and gone all mouldy as the guy couldn't afford for the garage to replace the engine yet we found out it only had a faulty injector lol we got a full rs interior for peanuts job done!

 

[Adam.]

quite a literal phrase for looking like a plasterers radio lol

Face like a painters boot IIRC.

 

[hopey-182]

you dirty b*****d

 

[JCC]

I liked the part where they got bored halfway through painting the mirror cap and just stopped.

 

[jesus]

FFS Daniel! Your work life is never boring is it? :rasp:

 

[Nick172Cup]

Can't wait to get this. Lol

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

Track car dci?

 

[Nick172Cup]

Track car dci?

Lol, nope. Fed up of driving my trackcar currently, this will give me something to do over the winter break to rectify all problems.

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

Ah fair enough. Any other problems apart from interior being a mess! , head over to cliodci.net

 

[Nick172Cup]

Ah fair enough. Any other problems apart from interior being a mess! , head over to cliodci.net

Will do! Need a bit of info on servicing etc so will join up tomorrow.

 

[Clart]

Jesus what a rotter.

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

Will do! Need a bit of info on servicing etc so will join up tomorrow.

Pm me or TONKATRUCK if the site mess's up.
Shouldnt do but its been known to lol

 

[Leeshez]

Hire it out for weddings and proms ETC. Or go to the Audi garage and ask them for a trade in price LOL.

 

[George@RTR_Parts]

Bloody hell looks like pigeons have been living in there for a few months.

As said stick a full cup interior in and it'll be sorted, bet you gave peanuts for that.

 

[Emma.]

I'm gutted I didn't get this. Was going to be my winter project. Got a full cup interior sat in my garage so that was going in and would of improved it 100 times along with a good clean.

Well done Nick you just beat me too it :dapprove:

 

[Luke.]

I have cup seats front and rear if your interested.

 

[Flat Eric]

Filth.

 

[Jackson901]

You couldn't go dogging in that

 

[Sheila’s’ Wheels’]

Invisible ink on the tax disc?

Family used to have a garage years ago and 2 different customers had vehicles in a worse state than that, and we had to put a seat cover in and wear gloves to keep us clean.?
one was a poor bloke who all the locals new as Dirty Dai and he stank. His house was worse than his car.
The other was a woman who actually owns a load of land and rundown properties that thesedays if she sold them she would get a good £1m yet she still drives round tending her sheep in a 309 diesel thesedays and its probably got rats in it. Makes that Clio look like a concours cars.
So glad I dont have to mess about with crap like that anymore!

Mess about with crap like what?? Its a car, its how I earn my living.

Apologies if that's beneath you now you've moved on to pastures new.... :butt:

 

[Flat Eric]

FLOL

 

[Nick172Cup]

I'm gutted I didn't get this. Was going to be my winter project. Got a full cup interior sat in my garage so that was going in and would of improved it 100 times along with a good clean.

Well done Nick you just beat me too it :dapprove:

Indeed this should keep me busy! The interior will be perfect onces i've finished with it, thats my main area of focus. Not too fussed about the exterior tbh, as long as it stays watertight its fine by me. As people have said, the perfect car to pootle around in, leave anywhere and not care about as such. Saves putting too many miles on the Cup trackcar and will save me a few quid in the process.

I have cup seats front and rear if your interested.

May well be Luke, how much and where you located? Got any interior plastics?

Nick