Grand Theft Auto V

[kpowell911]

Trevor is a f**king loon!

I cant believe how R* have managed to make a computer game character(s) you genuinely bond with. When Michael is having some trouble with the FBI, and Franklin gives it the speech regarding staying with him, I nearly said "aww". Awesome!

How do I get hookers, I thought that b**ch who keeps making me tow cars was one but obvioisly not?

 

[seb]

Spoilers bro.

 

[matt91]

i'm just hustling the market trying to make a quick buck... i may just rob one of those money vans when i see one next. Holding up some shops is fun but you dont get much cash.... is there a bank i can rob?

 

[dk]

Heist is amazing, i had real adrenaline running through me, i chose the heavy handed approach, such good fun.

just met trevor, he's a nutcase.

 

[Gareth]

Just done the heist also, I took the alternative approach.

 

[Skott_Dci]

I'm can't help but listen to the radio stations, some good old songs on, non stop pop

 

[Dan...]

Result! Even the girlfriend likes it

 

[Hixle]

PMSL at how my franklin looks. Bearded Ice Cube looking motherfucker.

 

[S1MON]

Had my first encounter with a hooker had a quick session then got my money back lol!

I got a hooker in... Then she started screaming and got out and ran away I guess it was because I was armed.

 

[daveski]

I went in heavy in the heist. Great fun.

 

[Owen92]

So Tesco still haven't delivered my pre order copy. Went out and bought one so I didn't have to wait. Looks like Tesco will be getting a "non working" game back minus the blimp code. C**ts!

 

[DB.]

Whats a blimp code?

 

[Owen92]

It's a code that comes as part of the pre order, redeem it and get a blimp to fly around in.

 

[Clart]

If u get a stripper worked up enough she'll meet u round the back and u can take her home. Then shes in your phone and u can ring her for a booty call. Mint!

 

[Ray Gin]

Yeah did that earlier, Sapphire she was called She sends you a photo message too! Lol

 

[dk]

Mine told me she wasn't that type of girl

think her name was lulu or something.

 

[dk]

Sales figures in for the first day sales, and its a big one, eclipsing any other game or movie release, $800m / £550m worldwide, which is an astonishing amount of money

 

[Flat Eric]

Mine told me she wasn't that type of girl

think her name was lulu or something.

I had this frigid b**ch too

Fufu her name was
Lol
I got two in the room though too

 

[DannyR]

I've relinquished the TV to the wife now, probably for the best (until tomorrow morning)

Press Up to bring up phone DannyR, camera is bottom left on there

Hipstamatic? Never loads, always fails and never least me do anything!

 

[Clart]

Sales figures in for the first day sales, and its a big one, eclipsing any other game or movie release, $800m / £550m worldwide, which is an astonishing amount of money

Jesus thats mental.

 

[Clart]

I still cant log into the app. Sort it out!

 

[Cookie]

300 million more than Black Ops 2 made in its first day. It's going to smash all sales figures. Mental.

 

[Flat Eric]

Those figures are mental!

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

The military base is where it's at, Tanks, Chinooks, Fighter Jets, 747'S! Iv'e just spent the whole night there.

 

[matt91]

if anyone is trying to get make a bit of money the the markets don't get greedy like i just did... could of made 20k profit instead i'm down to 1k. Hopefully it'll go back up in a day or two (in gta time)

 

[Gally]

The jewel heist was awesome. Oh and Trevor is f**king insane!

 

[dk]

I had this frigid b**ch too

Fufu her name was
Lol
I got two in the room though too

That's the b**ch fufu

 

[Rubicon_]

The military base is where it's at, Tanks, Chinooks, Fighter Jets, 747'S! Iv'e just spent the whole night there.

Just got the f16, so much fun!

 

[Jaff.]

I f**king LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!

Just done one the second heist. You have to do it the "stupid way" and it's f**king epic! Actually ducking epic!

Spent from 8pm to 3 am yesterday and 10am to 8 pm on it today lol, might be a bit obsessed with it!

Trevor is my favourite character from anything anywhere ever! So funny!

It's just plain epic, there's no other word for it!

 

[jam.]

Sales figures in for the first day sales, and its a big one, eclipsing any other game or movie release, $800m / £550m worldwide, which is an astonishing amount of money

Holy s**t.

I still feel like I've done nothing in the game, despite the fact I've only come off it since turning it on at 7. Done a few missions, and a lot of random driving around, uncovering the map. It is absolutely staggering.

One thing I love is how it doesn't seem to take hours to drive from one point to another (as long as you're not driving something silly slow..) - despite how far away on the map it may be. This was one of the annoyances of SA.

 

[El Marko]

I also chose the smart route. I chose the s**t gun man, he fell off his motorbike. More money for me

You mean less right? he dropped a bag with 1.5million in it...

Convertible roofs are actually a joy to watch The merc style car has such an awesome roof.

 

[Ray Gin]

What a game. Wow. I finally brought myself to turn it off lol.

 

[matt91]

currently got a blonde hooker bouncing on me, going for round 2 now

 

[El Marko]

A tow truck, towing a tow truck, towing a tow truck towing a....

Its like the bank safe tow in fast five

 

[Rubicon_]

You mean less right? he dropped a bag with 1.5million in it...

Convertible roofs are actually a joy to watch The merc style car has such an awesome roof.

Na he picks the bag up so win win.

 

[matt91]

trevor is a nutter, just changed to him and he's having a tear up with two meat heads

 

[Jaff.]

trevor is a nutter, just changed to him and he's having a tear up with two meat heads

Everytime I change to Trevor he's either fighting (with meat heads and po po) , drunk in his pants and boots laying on a bridge wall with a steep drop somewhere or just walking around in his pants and boots!

never fails to make me laugh!

 

[Alex H]

if anyone is trying to get make a bit of money the the markets don't get greedy like i just did... could of made 20k profit instead i'm down to 1k. Hopefully it'll go back up in a day or two (in gta time)

Just make sensible investments before assassination missions (with all three characters)

Everytime I change to Trevor he's either fighting (with meat heads and po po) , drunk in his pants and boots laying on a bridge wall with a steep drop somewhere or just walking around in his pants and boots!

Last time i switched to trevor he was getting chewed off in his car.

 

[matt91]

Everytime I change to Trevor he's either fighting (with meat heads and po po) , drunk in his pants and boots laying on a bridge wall with a steep drop somewhere or just walking around in his pants and boots!

never fails to make me laugh!

the best for me is that when i switched to him he had some random guy tied to the bottom of the wooden pier stilts hitting him, the guy is off his head!

 

[dk]

Finding the bail bond missions for Trevor quite difficult, trying to work out the location of where they are. The first one was ok, but the second one I have no idea.