Huge claims, huge bhp, apparent trophy 172, gumtree special

[Myfanwyi Saunfire]

Advert seems to have gone....But if anyone has his number drop it over this way.
I would genuinely catch a train from Newport to Swansea just to poke that tit in the eye.

 

[Chip-mk1]

His number is at the bottom of the advert.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-...ammed-clio-sport-172-rs-big-bhp-lk/1050211059

 

[GrahamS]

That new advert is only 2 sentences

 

[Chip-mk1]

No reply to my text
Asked some technical questions.

 

[DaveDreads]

Did you ask him if the cars map covered the whole of the UK road network?

 

[Chip-mk1]

Did you ask him if the cars map covered the whole of the UK road network?

I said:

Hello bud.
Interested in youre Clio, sounds well rapid!
Wot duz chipped n mapped mean tho?
And wot is a forged crank?

 

[172Ben]

He will reply

 

[The Russian.]

 

[JD]

He will reply

He got arsey with me and told him to leave him alone as he was busy. Still replied seven more times over the space of an hour. SCUFFs wheel repairs business is obviously not keeping him busy enough. Where is Lt Columbo when you need him to find out who the mong is...

 

[Jaff.]

Is he top dog at scuffs?

 

[The Russian.]

I'm bored already.

 

[DaveDreads]

So it's lost 5bhp since yesterday.

 

[brisa4984]

So it's lost 5bhp since yesterday.

more pollen in the air today mate

 

[182Trophy]

So it's lost 5bhp since yesterday.

Used Asda unleaded this morning which lost him power!lol

 

[The Russian.]

 

[Chip-mk1]

Dont see why mine didnt get a reply, I even worded it like a chav

Guess its just cause he doesnt know the answers

 

[JD]

Just got a missed call from him. Wonder if he has reconsidered my offer of a Mars Bar and a signed RS Trophy print.

 

[Scotty-boi]

This guy really is quality

 

[Bobby.]

Actually LOL'd at this, good work.

Need a pic of this spoon so the photoshops can begin.

 

[masekwm]

Got to love "roars very loud like the king of the jungle"

 

[n90rme]

saw this yesterday although obviously been taken to the next level.... still chuckling...

 

[McGherkin]

I'd like to mention that I made the 'Ktec power figures!' Comment BEFORE I knew that KTEC worked on it.

This only confirms it. KTEC probably told him that number Tbf.

 

[AdDaMan]

I would genuinely LOL if this turned out to be supercharged/turbod and forged and was 240bhp and £1600.
Why has no one who lives close gone to see it?

 

[DaveDreads]

Someone does need to go and see it and have a passenger ride,
for all our piss taking there may be a slim chance it's the bargain of the century.

F*cking doubt it though.

 

[Welsh.Dan]

Lol @ this thread. Horrible Clio obviously owned by an idiot.

Looking on the map on gumtree I can see he's front Townhill in Swansea...... Say no more, full of idiots there!
Roars like king of the jungle?!?!! Wtf?! Tool

 

[Jaff.]

If I gave 1 flying s**t about clios and was at all interested in meeting a genuine r****d I would have today.

unfortunately, I value my time sat here watching "elementary" and eating pizza, probably putting myself in an early grave via obesity, far more

its also in c**kett LiquidYellDan so not quite townhill. That would be guaranteed entertainment

 

[MarcB]

Someone must live close to this car, Close enough to drive past it or even meet the guy.

As its been said it could have some goodies but then again its been worked on (Remap) by K-tax so make of that what you will.

 

[Matt W]

His mates VXR must be knackered.

 

[Mr Burns]

His mates VXR must be knackered.

Maybe it's this...

 

[182Trophy]

Maybe it's this...

FLOL! Classic!

 

[McGherkin]

LOL.

 

[Welsh.Dan]

Lmao. I'm not too far away from him but never have any time off work, never mind spare time to entertain a simpleton.

 

[Dan@SJM]

We should go along, let Vikki take it out and I take the supercharged one along and hide around the corner to follow them and overtake them lol.

 

[boom]

 

[boom]

Apparently wisscoe forged goodies. Could actually be a good buy if it turns out to be true

 

[LiamR172]

Flol at the corsa B with the spoiler. Hes clearly onto you with the racing stripe though!

Also, branstome pickle oclock had me in stitches!

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

Smaller inlet pulley ey?! Bet that was interesting to time up....

 

[GrahamS]

Can someone just hurry up and see this with a bore scope. I'm starting to think there might be a reasonable buy under all the BS.

 

[The Russian.]

Quite a few time wasters this week apparently.

 

[LiamR172]

I text him but he phoned instead of texting back. Hes sick of texting apparently hahaha