I hate Clio's.

[Bluebeard]

I also hate the complete retards that 'specialise' in them. They obviously do this as they are too dumb to work in McDonalds serving more intelligent people their dinner.

I hate the fact that its french.

I hate the fact that nothing is ever simple when it comes to these hideous piles of french crap.

That is all. I'm off to lay on the railway.

 

[geesus69]

someone's grumpy on his new diet! pmsl

 

[Black-Clio-1.4]

They are shite, but they are still fun, stylish and easy to mod.

 

[iimushroomzii]

Uh oh, who's the said "Specialist?"

 

[Poopensharten]

What happened?

 

[Reyes]

Lmao!

I hate the Meganes awkwardisityismisticisms.

 

[Magic Johnson]

Knowsit Daniel.

 

[Gumby]

Lol. You should make a film: "10 things I hate about Clio's"

 

[Gally]

Cheap thrills until you actually have to replace something on it.

Buy a 106 gti.

 

[Magic Johnson]

Lol. You should make a film: "10 things I hate about Clio's"

10 things would only cover one page of the 'All things sh*t about Clios' book.

 

[Parky]

so what are you saying?...

 

[D2501]

so what are you saying?...

LOL yeah, don't beat around the bush...

 

[Magic Johnson]

so what are you saying?...

He loves Clios. You need to read in between the lines here.

 

[.Ben.]

 

[mr bognor]

 

[Ross 172]

Join the club... (see thread on leak is back!!)

 

[Bluebeard]

What happened?

Sold my car.

Needed new handbrake cables, seat pre tensioner and that was it.

Ordered a pre tensioner off a ''specialist breaker'' on here, sent me the wrong one. Sent it back, guy I sold it to was told collection will be delayed. He was fine. ''Specialist'' sent me another pre tensioner, the wrong one AGAIN! Ring renault to get a pair of handbrake cables anda pre tensioner to save any more fcuking about and they are on back order. So fcuk knows when they are going to arrive. I've been told ''could be a week, could be a month. When they're on back order we have no idea when they will arrive''. Great, thanks a lot.

Spoke to the customer on the phone and he sounded like he was going to cry. I feel like i'm going to explode.

So fcuking angry right now.

 

[ST Colin]

So, your 'beef' is with human beings rather than the car?

Cars break man, some more than others, but sometimes you just can't get away from plebs.

It's time to trim the herd. Starting with this 'specialist'

 

[W17GLE]

My back box fell of mine today. shed.

 

[mace¬]

Might sound stupid, but have you tried EuroCarParts?

 

[Munson]

Roffle. 12 days in. Probably about exactly right for an outburst. Keep fighting it dude.

 

[.GAZ.]

Man up Colshe.

 

[Bluebeard]

Might sound stupid, but have you tried EuroCarParts?

Yep. Pre tensioner is dealer only and the handbrake cables supplied by them (And GSF and Kingswood autoparts) were too short. By about 4 inches!

Roffle. 12 days in. Probably about exactly right for an outburst. Keep fighting it dude.

FLOL! Too f'in right.

Man up Colshe.

Fcuk off Scotland. x

 

[.GAZ.]

Want me to come and buy a car off you? x

 

[Poopensharten]

LOL @ fcuk off scotland.

 

[Rob]

Sold my car.

Needed new handbrake cables, seat pre tensioner and that was it.

Ordered a pre tensioner off a ''specialist breaker'' on here, sent me the wrong one. Sent it back, guy I sold it to was told collection will be delayed. He was fine. ''Specialist'' sent me another pre tensioner, the wrong one AGAIN! Ring renault to get a pair of handbrake cables anda pre tensioner to save any more fcuking about and they are on back order. So fcuk knows when they are going to arrive. I've been told ''could be a week, could be a month. When they're on back order we have no idea when they will arrive''. Great, thanks a lot.

Spoke to the customer on the phone and he sounded like he was going to cry. I feel like i'm going to explode.

So fcuking angry right now.

LOL!

Cars are w*****s eh Dan? Just don't let it stress you into smoking!

 

[Danith]

they aint perfect. but at least its not a peugeot/citroen.

I HATE PUGS/CITROENS!!!!

 

[Bluebeard]

Want me to come and buy a car off you? x

I want you to come and suck me off while a slowly w@nk you. That would make it all better.

 

[.GAZ.]

I want you to come and suck me off while a slowly w@nk you. That would make it all better.

You know im fat right?

 

[Bluebeard]

Meh. Whats good for the goose...

 

[david_ntg]

they aint perfect. but at least its not a peugeot/citroen.

I HATE PUGS/CITROENS!!!!

Dont forget Vauxhells!!!!! The creator of the nova

2 thing i hate in this world:

1. Vauxhalls
2. Modified Vauxhalls

 

[.GAZ.]

Meh. Whats good for the goose...

YHPM x

 

[jordan172]

I want you to come and suck me off while a slowly w@nk you. That would make it all better.

You know im fat right?

you boys need a room...... or a dark service station on the M6

 

[Chili Red]

Awww, fancy a hate f**k?

 

[.GAZ.]

you boys need a room...... or a dark service station on the M6

Awww, fancy a hate f**k?

3sum x

 

[jordan172]

3sum x

i hear daniel is to rough:dapprove:

 

[jdh91]

right this thread got strange.

 

[Bluebeard]

Awww, fancy a hate f**k?

Love to.

 

[sideways danny]

they aint perfect. but at least its not a peugeot/citroen.

I HATE PUGS/CITROENS!!!!

piffle and nonsense. Pugs are piss easy to fix when they break, and they're cheaper.

with regard to "specialists" I get asked why i work on s**t french cars that break for a living......erm maybe it's for job security

 

[Andyman]

Cheap thrills until you actually have to replace something on it.

Buy a 106 gti.

Yeah the 106 is a far superior car. The build quality is 2nd to non, you just feel so safe and compact in them.

Also their one of the most reliable cars on the road. I have mates who have never had a problem with them at all.

Also they have a bit of class. You wouldnt get chavs and neds and general tossers driving these machines unlike the rest !!

106 FTW