I'm an optimistic idiot.

[Djw John]

Yeah, let's cut straight to it. I've bought this. Car number 37. I think I'm getting worse at this.

All it needs is an abs sensor, a spring, 4 tyres, a wing, a sill, a door and a radio. And a clean. A really really good one.

 

[Djw John]

Oh and it's on 169,000 miles.

 

[Rob]

Holy s**t. What a heap.

I hope it cost less than the air in the tyres is worth?

Wtf are you even going to do with it?

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

I sincerely hope they paid you to take that away.

 

[Usr117063]

Still good for another 100k, easily

 

[Djw John]

Market value of a good one is £1500+ so I reckon a grand wasn't too bad....

@Rob you mean the 3 with air?

 

[Cub.]

Lol at all 4 tyres being brands i’ve never heard of (well the three tyres I can see the brand for, just assume the 4th is equally garbage).

 

[Clio_fool]

You actually paid for that? I think you need some lessons in car buying from @imprezaworks, ie don't buy any more😂😂😂.

 

[imprezaworks]

No comment

 

[car.crash]

A grand 🤣🤣🤣
Bet they lolled their ass off as you drove away.
why wouldn’t you spend the extra £500 for a good one.
pure gold this.

 

[Clio_fool]

A grand 🤣🤣🤣
Bet they lolled their ass off as you drove away.
why wouldn’t you spend the extra £500 for a good one.
pure gold this.

Because when he's spent another £1k on it it will be a good one and will be worth £1500 all day long. 💷👍😂

 

[imprezaworks]

I missed the price.

Mmm

 

[Djw John]

On the lookout for the supercopa body kit for it if anyone sees one.

@Cub. i couldn't tell you what tyres are on it. It's just struck me I've not lifted the bonnet yet.

 

[Djw John]

You're all very negative btw.

 

[Cub.]

Supercopa bodykit 😂

 

[JP83]

You need serious, actual real help.

 

[Djw John]

You need serious, actual real help.

And to think I just said nice things about you in the other thread.

 

[R3k1355]

You've been had if you get a grand for that, it's fucked.

If you're going to fit the VAG Nav unit you'll need to upgrade the CAN module as well, it's only £15-£20 but it's abit of an arse.

 

[imprezaworks]

Its a wind up.

 

[Djw John]

Even brand new nav is pish. I'll either get a standard working one or an adaptor and throw my alpine in.

Also, you lot really do bite f**king easy 😂😂

 

[imprezaworks]

There's no way he would have spent close to a grand. If so revoke membership, cut his internet off and pad a room.

 

[Djw John]

You lot really do think I'm an idiot eh?!
I won't say exactly what I paid but the bare engine is worth more. And I only need it to last for 3 weeks. So fuckit, why not eh?

 

[Cookie]

You lot really do think I'm an idiot eh?!
I won't say exactly what I paid but the bare engine is worth more. And I only need it to last for 3 weeks. So fuckit, why not eh?

Having a truly disposable car looks like a lot of fun tbh

I'd be driving into ditches for a lark

 

[Bluebeard]

You paid £1000 for that...?!

You’re not being serious are you?!

 

[Djw John]

Having a truly disposable car looks like a lot of fun tbh

I'd be driving into ditches for a lark

It's the getting back out again that's a bugger

 

[Djw John]

You paid £1000 for that...?!

You’re not being serious are you?!

Did I f**k

 

[imprezaworks]

250?

 

[Cookie]

It's the getting back out again that's a bugger

All part of the fun

 

[Crybert]

Haha! Not gonna lie I believed you paid a grand for it lol.

If you paid ~£300 then that’ll be good fun to f**k it into walls etc. What does the underside look like if the arches are like that!

 

[Djw John]

Haha! Not gonna lie I believed you paid a grand for it lol.

If you paid ~£300 then that’ll be good fun to f**k it into walls etc. What does the underside look like if the arches are like that!

Dunno 🤣🤣

 

[Krarl]

Is there a Ford badge underneath that Seat one?!

 

[Djw John]

Is there a Ford badge underneath that Seat one?!

I honestly don't get why vag cars are thought to be so reliable. The marketing money paid off. Got a mate with a mk5 golf that's got more holes than a sieve

 

[Flat Eric]

I love this! What a heap.

 

[Krarl]

I honestly don't get why vag cars are thought to be so reliable. The marketing money paid off. Got a mate with a mk5 golf that's got more holes than a sieve

They're awful cars. It's because of the aftermarket tuning that people rave over them for

They're always owned by top class helmets too 😂

 

[massiveCoRbyn]

That's a mental amount of rust for such a modern car.

 

[Djw John]

They're awful cars. It's because of the aftermarket tuning that people rave over them for

They're always owned by top class helmets too 😂

Oi!!!

 

[Djw John]

That's a mental amount of rust for such a modern car.

Until last August it was a 1 owner car. Proof that the low owners means f**k all when buying a car

 

[Crybert]

Has to have lived by the sea or in a salt factory

 

[Bluebeard]

I honestly don't get why vag cars are thought to be so reliable. The marketing money paid off. Got a mate with a mk5 golf that's got more holes than a sieve

We very rarely stock VAG cars now. Overpriced and unreliable crap.
And when they break, it’s £700, minimum.

 

[SC03OTT]

Don’t ever want to see this in my street. Jus’ sayin’...