LOL but SRSly. All my Apple devices sync my digital life perfectly. Everything that matters, is secure, easy to use and seamlessly accessible from any of those devices. To switch to another handset now would be quite an issue I think. The iPhone would suddenly have to be really bad for me to consider changing. The Apple software (Lion & iOS5) is so good, and works so well together, that I really don't need anything else.
Small example. I brought my bins back in last night because it was getting so windy there was a risk of the contents being spilled all over the street. I set a reminder on my iPad to jog my memory in the morning that I need to take them back out before the bin men come. Left iPad on sofa. Went to bed. This morning my iPhone wakes me and reminds me to take the bins out. True story FYI.
It's the software and the integration that makes Apple devices, not how much RAM they have.