Le Mans 2013

[Cub.]

FLOLROFLCOPTER. That is pure gold.

He is very 'rapey sloth'

 

[Tim.]

Got the car going to Ant's unit the weekend before for some love, so it should be nice and shiny

Are we stickering up before or after the Flamer gets its pampering session?

 

[Panda.]

Stuff of nightmares..

 

[Cub.]

Are we stickering up before or after the Flamer gets its pampering session?

After bud, will need to try and do it in the week ideally. Say Tues night?

It will have better protection on it after the pampering

 

[Christopher.]

After bud, will need to try and do it in the week ideally. Say Tues night?

It will have better protection on it after the pampering

Whats the theme ?

​Can we opt out of the raping ?

 

[Cub.]

Whats the theme ?

​Can we opt out of the raping ?

Not much of a theme, white numbers, decals etc. because racecar iirc

 

[Christopher.]

Still need to get some for the bimmer !

 

[Budgie]

Raping isn't optional I'm afraid.

 

[Gavin.]

Looks like Ryan's getting dbr'd then.

 

[Hainesy.]

I'm buying a padlock for my tent ! I ain't getting tackled from behind from nobody

 

[Panda.]

Mike carries a grinder 24/7...

 

[Gavin.]

Mike carries a grinder 24/7...

https://itunes.apple.com/app/grindr-xtra/id319881193?mt=8

​??

 

[Panda.]

​

 

[Gavin.]

PMSL

 

[Hainesy.]

Mike carries a grinder 24/7...

Gav, may aswell add Vaseline to the shopping list ! I didn't realise my general entry ticket included my back passage.

Might be a good idea to warn your dad he gonna wake up one morning with a sore botty !

 

[Gavin.]

LOL, i'm sure he'll be well impressed at that.
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[couzens]

FFS!

 

[Panda.]

Flol Couzens logs on to find he's become Failsports sex slave this year. This time two weeks i'll be washing for the last time in 5 days...

 

[Gavin.]

Lol! We'll be enroute back to the hotel from the pub most likely.

 

[Budgie]

Reckon you boys will make it to Sunday this year?

 

[Gavin.]

Lol yep, we're on the same ferry as you guys going home.

 

[Naith]

The lot going this year left earlier than the old timers, we only left early as I was about to kill some bell end on a nearby site...

 

[couzens]

Reckon you boys will make it to Sunday this year?

Oh no he diden'

 

[Panda.]

Train booked... Now it just needs to stay this side of 20 degrees and it'll be mint.

 

[Budgie]

Doesn't look like the E30 will be coming anymore either. Couple of niggly issues and I'm not confident it'll make it there and back easily.

172 steps up.

Dom- you and Tom getting to mine silly early on the Thursday morning?

 

[Panda.]

Doesn't look like the E30 will be coming anymore either. Couple of niggly issues and I'm not confident it'll make it there and back easily.

172 steps up.

Dom- you and Tom getting to mine silly early on the Thursday morning?

WHAT?!?!?!?!?! This has destroyed my friday

Yarp Me un' Tom will be there at 7:30 or summat (same as last time)... question is will all of YOU be there on time this year



*you and Dave now having the same avatar is confusing as hell!

 

[Budgie]

Awesome.

Yep, we need to make sure we're not late this time.

I know- bit of a shitter, but i don't fancy diagnosing, bodging and limping it ~750 miles. It's too nice to get the typical Failsport treatment so it'll stay tucked up at home until it's well again.

 

[Panda.]

furry muff I suppose. Being late is all part of the fun..

So now we have three Clios (one of which has a glorified parcel shelf for storage..) a Mini and a 525 to transport 12 people, a lot of beer, a big tent, a pig and a massive BBQ? gown be a squeeeeze

 

[Gavin.]

That's a a shame about the bm, better safe than sorry though.

 

[Panda.]

That's a a shame about the bm, better safe than sorry though.

Don't fancy pushing it through France.... Especially as a drunk Mike will offer to 'steer it whilst you push'....

 

[Budgie]

Lol! Exactly boys!

We're also taking another Volvo T5.

Plans as decided last night:

So basically the cars are:
Volvan: Saner, Ben, Vish, Fridge, Tent, BBQ, Charcoal.

Vee: Ry, Nick, Roofbox full of duvets and condoms

5: Dave, Ollie, Tom, Ross, Mahogany, Leather bound books, cigars.

172: Mike, Hallam, Dom, 7 pairs of sunglasses, lube, ten white tees.

 

[Budgie]

Has anyone got walkie talkies?

 

[Sir_Dave]

*you and Dave now having the same avatar is confusing as hell!

​Hai

 

[Panda.]

Lol! Exactly boys!

We're also taking another Volvo T5.

Plans as decided last night:

So basically the cars are:
Volvan: Saner, Ben, Vish, Fridge, Tent, BBQ, Charcoal.

Vee: Ry, Nick, Roofbox full of duvets and condoms

5: Dave, Ollie, Tom, Ross, Mahogany, Leather bound books, cigars.

172: Mike, Hallam, Dom, 7 pairs of sunglasses, lube, ten white tees.

This is pleased me. and all the old/slightly grump ones in the waft-mobile where they can grumble about the youth of today..

​i assume all are being stickered to an extent still??

 

[Budgie]

Haven't even considered stickers as I thought the E30 would go. Thoughts?

 

[Panda.]

I guess a couple like the Avatar..? biggun for the back window and small'uns on't door? then a laod of small ones to put on random people's cars on the ferry..?

 

[Nick172Cup]

WHAT?!?!?!?!?! This has destroyed my friday

Yarp Me un' Tom will be there at 7:30 or summat (same as last time)... question is will all of YOU be there on time this year



*you and Dave now having the same avatar is confusing as hell!

7:30? Lol

​Meeting at Cobham Services for 6am mate!

 

[Budgie]

So mine for 5am. To allow for loading of the cars etc.

 

[Panda.]

So mine for 5am. To allow for loading of the cars etc.

swear it wasn't this early last time or was it, but everyone was a bit late hence why the lolvo had to step up and use all 5 cylinders to get to Dover on time? either way we had time for a maccers breakfast...


*also since iphone breaking I've been completely out of the loop in terms of planning. all I know is I have a train ticket, a seat in a car a few euros and a panda costume.

 

[Cub.]

I R disappoint on the BM, but can understand why.

All of you having the same same avatars are confusing the hell out of me.