Le Mans 2013

[Sir_Dave]

Lol. Good luck trying to run away, with no arms or legs...

Lol. Hai Dom, pre-police chase this iirc:

 

[Nick172Cup]

Lol. Hai Dom, pre-police chase this iirc:

I love how battered they are.

 

[Sir_Dave]

I love how battered they are.

Same. All sh1t faced lol.

Dont want to know why Mike's pants are round his ankles and Dom looks satisfied ...

Speaking of being mullered

 

[Nick172Cup]

Dave - You're a sick man, taking revealing pictures of us without us knowing. You're as bad as Jon and his gimp suit antics.

 

[Panda.]

Mike's so ghetto with his low-riding.

 

[Sir_Dave]

Dave - You're a sick man, taking revealing pictures of us without us knowing. You're as bad as Jon and his gimp suit antics.

I dunno, Ryan's quite 'specialist' as well tbh. Thats some kinky sh1t

 

[Gavin.]

Lol, you lot are animals.
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[Panda.]

Lol, you lot are animals.
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Just you wait.. Mike and I will take you on a guided tour of the weirdos on the campsite.. like the tent with the old english guys watching some awful french porno.

 

[Vish]

Me driving iirc, I certainly was not sober. Drove into someone's garden with "j'aime le dubstep" gimp and gang on the roof, they were not amused.

Will be doing it in the Monaco or 5 this year I assume.

 

[Panda.]

Me driving iirc, I certainly was not sober. Drove into someone's garden with "j'aime le dubstep" gimp and gang on the roof, they were not amused.

Will be doing it in the Monaco or 5 this year I assume.

The 5 will be good as the boot can be opened with people in it.. and the passenger windows actually go all the way down.. rather than half way down. It also cost peanuts...

 

[Gavin.]

Just you wait.. Mike and I will take you on a guided tour of the weirdos on the campsite.. like the tent with the old english guys watching some awful french porno.

Pmsl, sounds interesting.
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[couzens]

Ha. The Selk Bag will be making an apearance again this year!

 

[Vish]

The 5 will be good as the boot can be opened with people in it.. and the passenger windows actually go all the way down.. rather than half way down. It also cost peanuts...

My ghetto blaster is way louder than any car stereo too...we'll have a ruddy riot of a time!

 

[couzens]

We're all on the same crossing arn't we on the way there?

Massive CS Crooze down.

 

[Gavin.]

Yeah I think so. I was gonna say that, either meet up before the ferry terminal of after we get off in Calais.

 

[Hainesy.]

Ghetto blaster and crooze , god do I feel old !

 

[fil_b]

8.30 Thursday morning

 

[Tim.]

Failsport, Norfbest, & us are all on the 9.25am ferry...

 

[Saner]

What are the groups of cars we should be looking out for from you lot?

 

[fil_b]

Failsport, Norfbest, & us are all on the 9.25am ferry...

I see you lot some screaming past me then lol black 172 ff

What are the groups of cars we should be looking out for from you lot?

lots of clios with failsport and norfbest stickers with drunk people in lol

 

[Cub.]

What are the groups of cars we should be looking out for from you lot?

Ours are;

- my flamer (Tim. & me)
- Atouba Tim's Megane R26 Banana Bus (Tim, Paul)
- 5 series (Fletch, Chris, Tom & Pete)

 

[Budgie]

Lol! I'll send out a PM to everyone a couple of days before with phone numbers of everyone at Failsport. Might be worth doing the same from the other lots?

 

[Cub.]

You've got mine, just stick it on the failsport PM under 'SC Heroes'

 

[JamesBryan]

Norfbest cars are:

Titanium 182
Arctic 182
Alien Green 200
Some sort of estate car

 

[Panda.]

Just follow the plume of black smoke and the sound of Ryans tears, then look out for the panda and a ginger pirate hanging out of a monaco 172 with c0cks drawn on the back windows and that'lll be us..

 

[Sir_Dave]

Just to try & be vaguely useful to the newcomers to Le Mans (& because Atouba pm'd me, sorry Oli i forgot ), FailSport usually take the following stuff as a minimum:

4 Cars
12 drunk people
12 Passports
12 man tent
3 man tent
Gazebo
2 fridges
50m extension lead
French/camping adapter
12 camping chairs
12 sleeping bags & airbeds
2 Wooden hammers
1 angle grinder
1 toolkit (& as we are taking a 172, various clio spares no doubt)
100-150 Euros each (you'll struggle to spend it)

FailSport BBQ & cooking utensils
200 burgers & sausages
150 bread rolls
Various steaks, ribs, lamb and 3 chickens
Big thing of tomato ketchup
3 chilli/jalapeno relishs
2 reggae reggae sauce
75 cheese slices
48 packs of variety breakfast cereals (you just poor the milk straight in & eat out of them)
6 x UHT milks

12 bog rolls
2 boxes of paracetamol
1 box of Alka Seltzer Extra
1 box of immodium (in case of floor chicken)
First aid kit inc. plasters
AA batteries
6 x 1.5l bottles of water
25 knives/25/forks/25 spoons
50 plastic pint glasses/100 paper plates
Face wipes to clean things (like Mike)

At least 24 crates of beer
Lots of Lucozade

Then the more civilised amongst us take:

2 bottles of whisky (for the hip flasks)
1 bottle of ginger wine (i dont like whisky straight)
1 bottle of red wine
Various cheeses, cream crackers & chutneys
1 bottle of white wine
2 bags of salad

Hope that helps :clown:

 

[Budgie]

I'm so excited I might just piss in my jeans again.

 

[JamesBryan]

I'm so excited I might just piss in my jeans again.

:lolup: was that drunkness or laziness?

 

[Budgie]

I was battered. Standing on one of those squat toilets. Was so concerned I might s**t all over my ankles that I ended up unloading a full bladder into the seat of my jeans.

A word of warning, remove all clothes to use.

 

[Cub.]

Absolute tears. You buffoon.x

 

[Panda.]

Absolute tears. You buffoon.x

Imagine seeing him come back to the tent.. waddling, to then confess he's pissed his pants. With a can of larger in his hand. We take a lot of stuff...!!

Dave are we taking two tents this year? was thinking it'd be a bit cosy actually having 12 people in a 12 people tent..!

 

[mini_nick]

Where abouts is the PH meet? never been to Le Mans before, going down early friday staying on Blue Nord, will be in a new Civic Diesel!

 

[Panda.]

Turn right out of your campsite, walk down the road (D139) and its in the last field on the right by the roundabout..

 

[mini_nick]

Turn right out of your campsite, walk down the road (D139) and its in the last field on the right by the roundabout..

Thanks, looking forward to it!

 

[Budgie]

Imagine seeing him come back to the tent.. waddling, to then confess he's pissed his pants. With a can of larger in his hand. We take a lot of stuff...!!

Dave are we taking two tents this year? was thinking it'd be a bit cosy actually having 12 people in a 12 people tent..!

Pissing into jeans is better than s**t on ankles.

Yep, second tent coming this year...

 

[Tim.]

200 burgers & sausages
150 bread rolls
Various steaks, ribs, lamb and 3 chickens
75 cheese slices
48 packs of variety breakfast cereals (you just poor the milk straight in & eat out of them)
6 x UHT milks
6 x 1.5l bottles of water
25 knives/25/forks/25 spoons
50 plastic pint glasses/100 paper plates

Where do you source all this from, I assume you don't go to Tesco but head for CostCo or some kind of BBQ wholesaler?

 

[Panda.]

Pissing into jeans is better than s**t on ankles.

Yep, second tent coming this year...

I think there was only one sh1tty ankles culprit....

Is that tent specially for you and me? so we don't wake anyone up/throw beer over Nick?

 

[Budgie]

Where do you source all this from, I assume you don't go to Tesco but head for CostCo or some kind of BBQ wholesaler?

Last year was Tesco.

This year, we're going to Costco.

 

[Cub.]

Are all the toilets the 'foreign squat' type?

 

[Panda.]

Are all the toilets the 'foreign squat' type?

Not if you're dressed as a panda and don't mind running into the ladies to use the disabled throne they're not