miserable sarcastic cynical git

[bloke]

and that just about sums me up!! live on the wirral...woop woop...what a fantastic place to live

got all sorts of cars and bikes but ended up with a 182 after the wife bought herself a 172 the other month and muggins here ended up having to sort it's niggles out for her, i seriously need to forget how to use a spanner, life would be so much easier:S

 

[Nik]

Welcome to the club, bloke!

 

[-J-]

Sounds like you'll fit right in with most of us

Welcome.

 

[Knuckles]

You sound like and live near a miserable twunt I work with, you're not garry are you?

hi and welcome

 

[Feirny]

I like you, I like your username.

We'll get on fine.

 

[bloke]

, you're not garry are you?

i'm not but if you want me to i can pretend to be him, take it you've got a crush on him

 

[Knuckles]

i'm not but if you want me to i can pretend to be him, take it you've got a crush on him

Oh of course, I love old, sour c***s

 

[Daniel]

Oh of course, I love old, sour c**ts

That explains your bird then.

 

[Coops Mk1]

rofl

and welcome

 

[Scrooge]

Lol great introduction thread. Welcome

 

[Mr Burns]

You don't sound like a bad bloke, but then you're the only one we have.

 

[Knuckles]

That explains your bird then.

Yup. Tart tart

 

[bloke]

You don't sound like a bad bloke, but then you're the only one we have.

you ain't met me yet:lolup:

 

[Xanda73]

You called?

 

[Mr Plums]

Lol welcome to rioshorts.pet

 

[bloke]

suppose i should do what most newbies do and go a resurrect dead threads with stupid inane postings!!

 

[Adam G]

suppose i should do what most newbies do and go a resurrect dead threads with stupid inane postings!!

I find starting a tyre or brake thread goes down well.

 

[bloke]

I find starting a tyre or brake thread goes down well.

what about oil? that normally creates a 'fun' newbie thread!!

 

[Knuckles]

suppose i should do what most newbies do and go a resurrect dead threads with stupid inane postings!!

Ask for advice then kick off with everyone when they don't tell you what you want to hear.


... Then call the mods nazis

 

[bloke]

... Then call the mods nazis

but all mods are nazis anyway aren't they

 

[Knuckles]

but all mods are nazis anyway aren't they

They have their moments

 

[bloke]

what if i ask about putting 165 tyres on for the 'euro' look? does that open a can of worms and cause a mass fight to break out??

 

[Mr Burns]

Just start several new threads discussing well documented topics, you'll fit right in.

 

[Adam G]

DIY Cambelt change with Tipp-ex is a sure fire winner.

 

[McGherkin]

This guy is great. Knows too much about CS already though, he must be another user in disguise.

Welcome

 

[Bobby.]

Hmmm yeah he seems very wise, welcome along all the same

 

[bloke]

DIY Cambelt change with Tipp-ex is a sure fire winner.

i do them the proper way, weld a bar to both pulleys, can't go anywhere then

This guy is great. Knows too much about CS already though, he must be another user in disguise.

Welcome

just been around forums far to long and try to be serious as little as possible.