Lewis
I was not going to reply any further on this, however seeing as your thread appears to be a constant personal slanderous attack at me I feel I must. Perhaps you should change the thread title to something along the lines of 'Tales of Chris the Incompetent Lier who Sold me a Piece of Junk' because that's how this reads.
Let me start by saying that I am not a mechanic, I am not a car salesman and I am certainly not a dishonest individual. I have bought and sold cars to and from individuals on this forum who I believe would all say I am a straight person.
I purchased the car from someone who claimed to be a mechanic (I can't prove or disprove this) and had done a lot of work on the car which I couldn't check but believe was done due to the amount of parts invoices. Since I had the car I did my best to further enhance the vehicle as best I could without going overboard.
Lets address some of your issues and accusations:
1. Alarm keeps going off - This happened to me once after the first week of purchase, the battery was flat and so this was the cause I believe at that time. I then put the car on a battery conditioner and it remained like this in my garage unlocked for the rest of my ownership. Exactly as you saw my new one sitting when you looked in the garage.
2. Loose rear damper bolt - I personally changed out the rear shocks, I am no mechanic but I did tighten back up using a torque wrench however this was a cheap one from Amazon and so it is possible it wasn't tightened correctly but I believed it to be.
3. Cleanliness - As you said yourself 'I suppose most peoples idea of 'clean' is not quite the same as my OCD level so this is to be expected '. Let's leave that one there.
4. Exhaust needing further adjustment - I didn't fit the exhaust and the car was SORN in my possession, if it had been a car I regularly drove I may have noticed a slight rattle but I honestly never drove the car and anyone that knows me will know I enjoy owning low cost 00's hot hatches more than I do driving them. I believe it is also worth noting that exhausts on these cars always require regular adjustment and they change when cold to hot.
5. Missing inlet bolt - As you said it was there in my build thread and I have no reason to randomly remove it so I really don't have an answer for thi one I am afraid.
6. Pushed in rear wiper wiring grommet - Never noticed this and never worked on that area of the car. You suggest it was 'bodged'; it was never touched!
7. Mickey mouse paint finish - I can paint parts how I choose and to refer to something as mickey mouse is just frankly rude.
8. Finger tight bolts and other things - I did not touch or work on every single part of this car nor did others that carried out work for me; a lot of areas were not touched by anyone and I wouldn't have checked everything as that's ridiculous. I bet every person on this forum would find bits and pieces loose on their cars somewhere, they are cheap old french hatch backs. They are brilliant little cars but they are not brand new Porsches.
9. Mirror switch working opposite sides - I never touched the wiring only changed the door pull to non sticky ones and popped existing switch back in; as I didn't drive the car I guess that's why I didn't notice but they are functioning fine. Funnily enough the switch in my PB car is the same so may this is common, I don't know.
10. 1x loose locking nut - I had new tyres put on the car by the tyre place down the road, not my fault as you said and I will check if they ever do anything else for me as hadn't used them before.
11. Playing at being a pro - I have never suggested once I have firm mechanical knowledge, most of the work was done by the previous owner or others and I only did a few cosmetic items myself bar the rear suspension; so an unnecessary comment in my opinion.
12. Car not fully detailed - There are a million levels of detailing, I did not carry out multi stage correction on the paint down to jeweling, and I wouldn't want to on old french paint to be fair. I stated and I quote 'a once over with the DAP'; a single pass on a dual action polisher will not provide full correction so to suggest that somehow meant I was doing a full correction and I was misleading people is ridiculous.
I think you have a loud negative voice for someone who has just come to the forum, and I am surprised the moderators continue to allow it. Makes me question if I wish to continue to be a paying part of this community.
I do not appreciate this smear campaign and having everything I did/didn't do being picked apart in a way that suggests I deliberately mislead you. I also certainly do not appreciate your constant indirect name calling.
You previously wrote:
'Anyway, that is all I will say on the subject and the thread will continue with the progress and work I am doing, my comments are more to help others and ensure they check their work to avoid any possible mishaps.'
I think you have had your say now and should stick with that statement and document the positive progress. If others wish to continue to follow your thread the way it is then that is up to them but I would guess most would prefer to read it without your childish digs and expletives.
I will not be responding again on this thread nor to any others authored by you, and I honestly didn't want to respond now. As you know from when you turned up late evening to collect the car I have a newborn baby, and I honestly am saddened and slightly disappointed in myself, to think I have just wasted time I could be spending on the weekend with him, defending myself against your idiocy.
As said previously going forward I hope you enjoy the car, and can do so without mentioning me and the people who carried out work on the car in good faith.