New wheels on the TT.

[Charlie.]

Boring/hairdressers car/engine has no soul OMG, yayayayaya i don't give a fuuuuckkkkkkk.


BEFORE:

(Looking a bit s**t, dated, tyres f**ked, and only getting me standard vaginal sex)

AFTER:

(Looking abit fresher, brand spanking new tyres, proper bargain, A2M is now on the agenda)

LOL LMFAO FLOL ROFL OMG Charlie you painted your standard calipers? Holy crap dude, you should have paid $60,000.000 on some Ferrari brakes to show the whole forum!

Give a f**k?

Oh PS, i didn't curb them.



Bidding on a 3 bar grill on ebay at the moment, might get a V6 rear valance and maybe some spacers. Just to seal some virgin poonani. Needs lowering? Probably but can't be arsed with all that s**t.





Oh yeah, Essex? Na, mate. The Only Way Is Illegal.

 

[_Tom]

Pretty random read..haha

Looks better but could of looked better.

 

[Skeeter]

If buying kerbed wheels with ruined tyres that look no better than the original ones you had was your plan.. well done, you succeeded!

 

[Dweeb]

should have got some bbs

 

[Charlie.]

If buying kerbed wheels with ruined tyres that look no better than the original ones you had was your plan.. well done, you succeeded!

They were the old tyres, on the old wheels, that i hated.

(Looking abit fresher, brand spanking new tyres, proper bargain, A2M is now on the agenda)

 

[Goodj]

lowz is for lowlife.

just get that sucker remapped to the the full 260hp and pop those tyres ASAP

 

[Charlie.]

should have got some bbs

Perhaps, but that would mean i've got to lower the car to make them look good.

f**k all that s**t.

 

[Goodj]

Perhaps, but that would mean i've got to lower the car to make them look good.

f**k all that s**t.

Knowsit.

Suspension travel FTW

 

[Sir_Dave]

If you're going 3 bar grille, do yourself a favour & get some -20mm springs & a private plate, otherwise even the girls will know you're a wanna be post 2003 model, rolling in a cheapo '99 £3k TT

 

[Charlie.]

If you're going 3 bar grille, do yourself a favour & get some -20mm springs & a private plate, otherwise even the girls will know you're a wanna be post 2003 model, rolling in a cheapo '99 £3k TT

'00 Nigggaaa.

I had a quick look at private plates, but i've got the two most common names in history, and no middle name. CS are my initials. Might just get C5 SEX or something.

 

[_Tom]

If you dont care so much, whats the point in this thread?

 

[Charlie.]

If you dont care so much, whats the point in this thread?

What's the point in life?

 

[_Tom]

What's the point in life?

deep.

 

[Goodj]

What's the point in life?

This is accurate.

This thread is less pointless than another "what exhaust do I fit to my 1.2, gotz replica wheels y0!"

 

[Gally]

Wtf! Why no refurb the new wheels before they go on?

They look pretty fucked at least clean them!

Eibachs sort the lowering out for under a monkey.

Good choice of tyres look good...

 

[Charlie.]

Wtf! Why no refurb the new wheels before they go on?

They look pretty f**ked at least clean them!

Eibachs sort the lowering out for under a monkey.

Good choice of tyres look good...

The wheels have a few scrapes so were cheap, however came with four brand new tyres already on, and the bloke delivered them.

The old wheels were rank, tyres were fuuuucked. MOT is soon, and i wanted these wheels anyways.

I didn't get them refurbed as they turned up about 2 hours ago, i didn't clean them because i can't be arsed yet. Most of the marks are from my filthy hands.

 

[Jason_E]

lowz is for lowlife.

Hai, you rang?

Wheels look alreet.

 

[Scrooge]

Them wheels are the best for standard TTs imo

 

[Steven103]

This is an odd thread, even by cs standards.

 

[Goodj]

This is an odd thread, even by cs standards.

But certainly more interesting than most.

The OP knows how to lured the reader in with their writing style, I'm waiting for the next episode

 

[Jay.S]

If your not arsed then you would of just took the old one's off then whacked the new ones on, but you took time to paint the calipers.

All in all looks better though.

 

[Charlie.]

If your not arsed then you would of just took the old one's off then whacked the new ones on, but you took time to paint the calipers.

All in all looks better though.

Took like 20 seconds, f**king drenched them.

And i wacked the wheels back on when they were still wet, cos i'm such a lad.

 

[Munson]

OP strikes me as a bit needy. Predicting the replies with such vigour. Charver version of Skinny?

Your car gets you vagina? Turn it in.

Wheels look better though.

 

[Englebert]

If you dont care so much, whats the point in this thread?

Boom. Painted calipers are fagalicious.

Wheels are an improvement, but it still looks like a boggo TT. Next!

 

[chriscummins7]

ha, not something you read every day.

Car looks nice and boring

 

[Steven103]

I'm waiting for the next episode

I can paraphrase it for you now:

raced a 911 (up to the "limitoorrr in 3rd y000" naturally) and won but the 911 was not trying IIRC before he drifted around a roundabout due to the state of his tyres shortly before binning it at the next roundabout with diesel/oil all over it followed up by a thread about sueing the council for said diesel followed by a thread titled "another "what car" thread" which is eventually followed by a rant about someone refusing him a 50 mile test drive in a car he would otherwise maybe have bought!




OT (by the way does "OT" stand for "on topic" or "off topic?" I'm rather hoping it means "on topic" in this scenario) I think TTs are alright.

 

[Charlie.]

WTF?

 

[Turkish]

Improvement but still looks pony.

 

[S TAYLOR]

I like it

 

[Munson]

I like it

For sure. Looks a lot better. Although the f**ked rims spoil it somewhat. Also, and this my personal opinion, I'm not a fan of red callipers. I think they shout need. I have a set of rather expensive AP 6-pots on my heap, and I chose black because I think it's the gentleman's choice. Red is rubbish, especially when they are nothing to shout about anyway.

I'm a fan of Charlie though. I like his internet persona. Or I did before this needfest

 

[Christopher]

If you're not careful with this thread, you'll overtake JasonE as the new forum try-hard.

It looks better; and in all honesty, no one on here cares enough about the other stuff for you to make such a point of it.

The wheels need a refurb though.

 

[Bluebeard]

I preferred you when you were quiet but deadly charlie. I don't like the new brass balls charlie.

 

[R56_Ollie]

Pure honesty right here, car looks clean - congrats.

 

[Philip.]

Looks ok.
Should have painted the calipers yellow though...

[/sarc]

 

[Gaz.]

Looks like somebody threw a kerb at those lol.

 

[Goodj]

I can paraphrase it for you now:

raced a 911 (up to the "limitoorrr in 3rd y000" naturally) and won but the 911 was not trying IIRC before he drifted around a roundabout due to the state of his tyres shortly before binning it at the next roundabout with diesel/oil all over it followed up by a thread about sueing the council for said diesel followed by a thread titled "another "what car" thread" which is eventually followed by a rant about someone refusing him a 50 mile test drive in a car he would otherwise maybe have bought![/size]

You are my all-new absolute CS hero.
Although you have missed a trick here, you'd have done better to get the 150hp convertible then whack a load of V6 bodywork all over it. Especially if you then wax endlessly about the potential gains of cutting holes in your new bodywork to get cold air feedz y0!

 

[Charlie.]

Pure honesty right here, car looks clean - congrats.

Been cleaned once by some Bosnians in the 9 months i've had it.

Dunno why people are going mental over one wheel being curbed, i bought the wheels for it to fly through an MOT, and so the Pohhleese don't tell me off. Might get them sorted eventually.



Oh and being compared to Jason & Skinny in one thread, f**k sake. I'm gonna have to sit and think about where i've gone wrong, i know a few of you feel like i've let you down. Soz.

 

[Will.]

Very rarely do you make me laugh Charlie, but LOL at most of that. (The words, not the car. The car looks good).

 

[Gally]

Love the TT's and love Charlie mostly because he's a c**t... But this is a need fest to rival me.

 

[Naith]

ahh man, i like the originals.

am i alone? probably. but erm


bye.