*** Official Call of Duty: Black Ops thread ***

[AK]

Hi bitches. X

I will (possibly) be available at CSS to sign autographs, please form an orderly queue.

Had a good night on Black Ops tonight, ON MY f**king OWN YOU BUNCH OF c***s. I think it was made better as I couldn't hear AK's ramblings.

Lmao.

Loner.

 

[Sym0n]

I should be on again tonight (Greg I'll tweet you to make you feel popular), really getting in to my stealth class at the minute and going for pro perks. The amount of people that must run around depending totally on the mini map is insane, I followed one person for a good couple of minutes in one game and he never once turned around.

 

[AK]

What's Greg's Twitter? We should all tweet him so he gets the message really...

 

[Sym0n]

@Feirny IIRC

 

[AK]

Private account FTL.

 

[Scott™]

I could well be on tonight, not sure yet!

 

[Sym0n]

Private account FTL.

You're not worthy of following The Greg.

 

[The Ironist]

I keep going on but don't see people on. Apart from AK "Forza Motorsport 3 - Crashing into stuff on Fujimi Kaido"

@Sym0n do you play Team Deathmatch/have maps?

 

[AK]

If I'm on and there's more than one other person on COD I'll play. I'm easy and prefer playing with the masses than myself.

 

[Sym0n]

I keep going on but don't see people on. Apart from AK "Forza Motorsport 3 - Crashing into stuff on Fujimi Kaido"

@Sym0n do you play Team Deathmatch/have maps?

PMSL

Yes mate, although I'll play pretty much any game mode now I'm not too fussed. Only time I won't take up an invite is if I'm already in a party, watching something or if it's from AK.

 

[AK]

FUUUUUU.

 

[Plummer]

I'm contemplatin downloadin the second map pack...

 

[AK]

Giro day?

 

[Plummer]

The morn..

 

[Sym0n]

DO IT YOU f**king JEW!

I'll be on shortly, just finishing flirting with AK first.

 

[Sym0n]

DO IT YOU f**king JEW!

I'll be on shortly, just finishing flirting with AK first.

 

[AK]

The morn..

Oooft me too! Straight to the Post Office first thing!

DO IT YOU f**king JEW!

I'll be on shortly, just finishing flirting with AK first.

YALDI!

 

[Harpham]

I'll be on shortly, just finishing flirting with AK first.

I initially read that as "I'll be on shortly, just finishing off with AK" ooooh sir...

Ill be on tomorrow evening, ready to ruin all your guys fun through my pikeyness of only having 1 map pack, my superior (not superior) connection and being a massive roid 'ead.

 

[AK]

Yaldi !

 

[Sym0n]

YALDI MOTHERFUCKERS!

I'm gonna beat me some Jew on Saturday.

 

[Harpham]

^ You and your gay words that I dont know the meaning of...

Bitches better be online tonight. Im expecting plenty of roid rage, noobtubing and a serenade by AK.

 

[AK]

I'll be on. Just purchased a litre of Smirnoffs finest.

Oh. Google Yaldi. Sym0n had to. Lol.

 

[Sym0n]

I shall be on. YALDI!

 

[kev182cup]

tried hardcore s and d the other night on this and was pwning as usual. first game killed 5 and got a care package then start of the second game i called my package in to which three people stood under it and it killed me to which these guys thought they were hilarious so next game i changed to my fast class and killed 3three enemy team straight off then the 3 dudes who nicked my care package then my other team mates and the rest of the enemy. so i ended up killing everyone. lol i said im gonna do that every game until you leave and ive reported you for cheating and saved the game of you doing it. c***s
typical treyarch putting something in to ruin it. 100% record, there good like.

 

[Harpham]

What time will you fags be coming on? Im good for whenever.

and was pwning as usual.

Lies. You're a noob.

 

[AK]

I'm heading on in ten you dirty great mongo.

 

[kev182cup]

What time will you fags be coming on? Im good for whenever.



Lies. You're a noob.

You've never even played with me on blops xbox fag ; p.

 

[Sym0n]

Will be on when I've finished playing with Photoshop, which I'd be done with much quicker if AK stopped trying to chat me up.

 

[AK]

Will be on when I've finished playing with Photoshop, which I'd be done with much quicker if AK stopped trying to chat me up.

f**k off you satchel.

I'm on the Corona now too... Ha!

 

[Sym0n]

Right my actions are all fucked and I canna be arsed to sit in front my PC all night fixing them, so f**k it I'm coming on now.

 

[Harpham]

Ill be on in 5 or so...

You've never even played with me on blops xbox fag ; p.

Lol... I seen you on MW2. You're nothing compared to my SWETy tubing and rpg action.

 

[AK]

I canny be arsed playing.

 

[Harpham]

Sweaty bettys.

 

[AK]

Good games last night gents.

 

[Sym0n]

That it was. Sticks and Stones is the bestest, if not the sweatiest, game mode ever.

 

[AK]

I was sweating like a peado. Maybe cause I am :rasp:

 

[Christopher]

Sticks & Stones > Everything.

 

[Sym0n]

Bankrupting Christopher four times in a row = Priceless.

 

[Christopher]

C*nt. At least I didn't have any points to lose in that game.

I'm still the f*cking knife master.

That tomahawk taking Harpham down from first was amazing. I'm going to record and post the one I got on Mike from distance later.

 

[Sym0n]

Going from first to sixth, getting backrupt five times and still finishing first was impressive (and really f**king flukey lol).