OMFG MY EYES!!!

[levaz]

This doozy has just popped up on my FB timeline in a for sale group!

Spoiler

Ford fiesta zetec sport 1.6 2000 reg x plate 71.000 miles

NO TAX. NO MOT
Car has Dents and scarcthes car is no where near mint need a good tlc tidy up dent in wing dent in boot car starts drives nothing wrong with it !

... St lookalike.

Original zetec s 1.6 twin cam
Full body kit plus extra arces custom grill custom bonnet big bore exhaust quick shift sports clutch ecu maybe chipped very quick extra spoiler smoked lights rare tints Cilica seats

350 Ono Gillingham Kent
Please no time wasters

didn't know there was an ST in that shape?

 

[Advikaz]

Good lord. Only in Gillingham-Medway towns.

 

[wjb]

What are Cilica seats?

 

[Bren Rogers]

It's a Zetec-S, fun little car, tragic styling by that owner. They look quite respectable in standard form, and Colarado red is relatively rare for them.

 

[levaz]

It's a Zetec-S, fun little car, tragic styling by that owner. They look quite respectable in standard form, and Colarado red is relatively rare for them.

i'm very fond of the Z-s, particularly in red, but it's the ad that threw me

Car has Dents and scarcthes car is no where near mint need a good tlc tidy up dent in wing dent in boot car starts drives nothing wrong with it !

... St lookalike.

Original zetec s 1.6 twin cam

 

[Bren Rogers]

i'm very fond of the Z-s, particularly in red, but it's the ad that threw me

ah righ, see what you man.

"nothing wrong with it" - yet clearly states it is in piss poor condition.

 

[levaz]

this mornings update, new photo.... more bullshit adverts!

Ford fiesta Zetec s 1.6 the car has been re maped had all wheel arches on it a spoiler on the roof a bore exhaust rs 2000 wheels so I'm told to be fair the car is pretty knocked about its got no tax and test it's also got short shift gears and bucket seats but the inside is a bit grotty aswell it is what is its done 71k so is worth sorting out I just won't have time or space make an offer I just want it gone as its in a car park and will probs get taken by the way I won't take scrap money for it or I would drive it in myself

 

[Jay_G]

Good lord. Only in Gillingham-Medway towns.

SHUT ITT YOOUUU MUGGGG

 

[jesus]

Nice bin bag stuck to it there.

 

[ben81]

Oh dear. I don't always advertise cars for sale, but when I do potato.

 

[smarty3108]

What a peach!

 

[GiT]

350 car enthusiasts should pay £1 each, buy it, touch it, then mug the seller for the £350 back lol

 

[Craigie-B]

Id give him £150 for it and break it for parts gotta be worth some money if the colours rare