Professionals? My arse!

[jack_davey]

http://www.monkeysee.com/play/1571-car-detailing-exterior

A phrase I seem to have to use far too frequently at the moment is:
"Just because someone is making a living from doing it, doesnt mean they are doing it right"

 

[m4rkie23]

just watched the first video. what the f**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who the monkeys sprays a hosepipe over an engine?????????????????????

 

[JD]

How to Detail a Car by Gallylicious - For those Polish car washers out there . . .

 

[James105]

Love the use of the wheel brush, just kinda puts it in the spoke and out again!haha

 

[jack_davey]

lol! I was expecting him to start polishing it with peanut butter after the way he washed it!

 

[MarcoB]

You mean: Just because he is a professional does not mean his is an expert.

 

[Michael172]

Love the use of the wheel brush, just kinda puts it in the spoke and out again!haha

lmao !! bye bye shiny bently rims tbh.

What a joke.

 

[MarcoB]

"“It takes more than a bucket and a hose to clean a car”" Isnt that what hes just done?!

EDIT: You can see water dripping into the boot wtf is he doing :S

 

[JD]

I think it is designed for car washers, as it is a very clean, brand new car, and therefore doesn't need a going over . . .

 

[Michael172]

It all started in my early teens washing cars in the back of my fathers barber shop. After eight years in the United States Secret Service, I made an unsuccessful run for the United States House of Representatives in 1980. In 1981, I decided to start my own business, Pro Clean of Tysons Corner, Inc. After 26 years of success, we are still washing and detailing cars from Volkswagons to Rolls Royces and have grown to be one of the largest detailing businesses in the Washington DC area. “It takes more than a bucket and a hose to clean a car”, Washingtonian Magazine, 1986

 

[Gally]

Pmsl! Dangerous folks! The colour of the buckets said enough to me.

 

[m4rkie23]

yeah the second i saw that i knew it would be a joke. wouldnt that of been a much more appropraite vid if he actually did a dirty car and showed how it actually cleans it?

 

[Nick_P]

BRB, just going to spray my 172's engine with a hose!

 

[Willy]

Even my dog knows how to clean a car better than that idiot

Brb, gonna go help Nick spray his engine with a hose

 

[JD]

BRB, going to go call the AA for Nick and Willy.

 

[m4rkie23]

BRB, my buckets are way to clean.

 

[richy22]

I dont know what the hell you guys are on about.. does the job dont it

 

[Paul.]

:headno:

 

[richy22]

http://www.carcarevalues.com/SponsorPages/bizinfo.asp?spid=3357

 

[Alex_X93]

Clown.

 

[jack_davey]

You mean: Just because he is a professional does not mean he is an expert.

well yeah same thing as I said but with a slight grammar correction :rasp:

 

[jack_davey]

http://www.carcarevalues.com/SponsorPages/bizinfo.asp?spid=3357

Jesus! the only thing more obscene than his "detailing" methods are the prices he charges!

 

[Jamesstone]

Now that cant be real! Man some people must have more money than sense to be handing a motor like that over to some one thats not spent more than £30 on products

 

[SkidMarx]

So let me get this straight, he's got a minter of a bentley, thats not even dirty.

He's attempting to detail it with some s**t products, he's failed miserably.

Thats does'nt even class as a wash, never mind a detail. Tool

 

[Nick_P]

..My engine has never looked better, and now that it wont start, it can't get dirty!

 

[AK]

LMAO anybody watched the cleaning the engine one?

"You don't want to get the engine soaked in water"

right after spraying it with the hose LOL!

 

[Ads_172]

I love how he says you can buy 'chemicals' in Walmart... Fairy Power Spray is a chemical, right?

 

[Nick_P]

I love how he says you can buy 'chemicals' in Walmart... Fairy Power Spray is a chemical, right?

I much prefer brick acid on those stubborn tar spots

 

[richy22]

Its a weird one this video as its almost like he's showing you what to do quickly if you follow me? More of a quick guide?? You'd like to think that he doesn't use those things but I bet he does!

 

[SoA2k6]

Imagine you put your car there, and it was your car that ended up in the videos.

 

[MarcoB]

I can imagine he would say it needed a respray if there was any swirling at all.

 

[Slammed172]

Lol, you should see how my boss wash's his bentley, you'll calapse.

 

[DanD182]

LMAO anybody watched the cleaning the engine one?

"You don't want to get the engine soaked in water"

right after spraying it with the hose LOL!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

The part where he says to cover the electrics before doing an engine detail...........


Hello you just soaked an uncovered bentley engien with about 2mins worth of water!!!

 

[jonnyg]

i give him a 10 out of 10 on the fail scale

 

[richy22]

There's too bits to his videos..

http://www.monkeysee.com/play/1287-how-to-wash-a-car

 

[Moz168]

Wow, detail and engine in 2mins 3seconds! Think Im gunna start my own business up now, seeing how the pros do it....
What a numpty.

 

[nick.]

say away from electrical components in the engine when washing it, he says, then gets the hose out haha

 

[dajones]

i saw my neibour clean his whole car with mr sheen polish and i mean his whole car wheels body windows interior etc he even used the same cloth

 

[DanD182]

i saw my neibour clean his whole car with mr sheen polish and i mean his whole car wheels body windows interior etc he even used the same cloth

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats comedy! :lolup::lolup:

 

[m4rkie23]

cant reali blame him.