That's right, I'm on the V6 hype now.

[Jason_E]

LOL at your address.

Anyway, moving on. Sod scene points, it's all about late 90's middle management executive points.

FuckyeahNokia5110.

 

[Gaz.]

Like i always say, girls will do anything for 4 rings.

You added an unnecessary word.

 

[Gally]

Tbf it's like a maybach compared with the Golf.

 

[Christopher]

When does your Dad want it back for his job interview?

 

[AK]

When does your Dad want it back for his job interview?

Haha!

 

[Goodj]

If you dont put phaeton wheels on it, slam it, s4 bumper it youre a lanky Willy tickler.

And kick a silencer out of the system.
More Vee-noise!

 

[Scrooge]

And kick a silencer out of the system.
More Vee-noise!

Tis true. If he leaves it as is he is massive bender. FACT.

 

[Brookie.]

Slam it!

 

[Scrooge]

That looks awesome!

 

[Revels]

I understand the want for comfort. But that's because I'm getting old.

When you've got good wheels and made it an un-driveable height it will good. Then you can sell it.

 

[Christopher]

LOL.

 

[Naith]

wheres the ClioGT?

 

[Bodge!]

Mileage on the barge?

 

[Jason_E]

That looks awesome!

It does, lots of inspiration for me on the interwebz.

I understand the want for comfort. But that's because I'm getting old.

When you've got good wheels and made it an un-driveable height it will good. Then you can sell it.

It will good? And yeah, I know what I'm like. It'll be sold as soon as people start to like it.

wheres the ClioGT?

It's french so probably somewhere with the bonnet up.

Mileage on the barge?

138k on it. Pretty average.

 

[Jason_E]

 

[Gaz.]

Yeah it still looks the same dude.

 

[Jason_E]

It's shinier now. I cleaned it.

 

[StephenJ]

Love the hate that all Jason's cars initially get, until he makes them totally unpractical.

 

[Jason_E]

It only really appears to be CS that I've had hate for this car from, everyone else (for once) likes it!

 

[Chili Red]

It's not that bad, but you are about 40 years too young for it.

 

[Bluebeard]

They are good cars.

But why you want one at 18 years of age is beyond me.

 

[Goodj]

They are good cars.

But why you want one at 18 years of age is beyond me.

extra space for da honiez y0!

 

[Adam.]

It only really appears to be CS that I've had hate for this car from, everyone else (for once) likes it!

CS tell it like it is.

 

[Gaz.]

It's shinier now. I cleaned it.

My mistake.

 

[Marc.]

My dad owned one of these, he sold it for a...Rover 600.

Right now, I have to say I prefer the Golf mate! Though time will tell, I guess

 

[Bluebeard]

I saw one of these today in the same colour with the same wheels and it must have had a snapped spring on the o/s/ front as it was on the floor.

I genuinely thought Jason had come to bristol to lower the car! lol.

 

[Dunn]

It's not that bad, but you are about 40 years too young for it.

This. But that will change once it has wheels and lows

 

[Goodj]

This. But that will change once it has wheels and lows

Indeed. It'll change from being comfortable to being ruined.

 

[Gaz.]

Indeed. It'll change from being comfortable to being ruined.

It's just an old A4. Hard to ruin a VAG any further anyway.

 

[Goodj]

It's just an old A4. Hard to ruin a VAG any further anyway.

Well, in that case, may as well start bolting an S4 kit to it, some R8 rims and kick the back box off.
Oh, and silvervisions.

 

[Gaz.]

Personally I'd push it off a cliff, but whatever.

 

[Goodj]

Personally I'd push it off a cliff, but whatever.

That, too, would be a viable option

 

[Adam.]

Personally I'd push it off a cliff, but whatever.

With Jason in it?

 

[Gaz.]

Nah, he's not that bad.

 

[Jason_E]

In my eyes I've got a big comfy Audi with lovely interior, lovely engine and looks tidy too. All for £1k, I'm happy with that and I'm happy with the car.

 

[Gaz.]

What do the hoes think? Got all the bitches gushing like Danimal?

 

[Adam.]

Should give him a phone,

 

[Jason_E]

Hoes be liking it. "OMG, how do you afford dat, its lush1!!11!!eleventy" etc. etc. They just see the 4 rings on my key and immediately grant me full access to their vagina, not that I'd know what one is or what to do with one (of course).

 

[Gaz.]

Women don't put out for a VAGina unless they're lesbians.

 

[Jason_E]

YO, MECHANICS. Listen up. I need your help.

Okay, so yesterday I started to notice a burning oil smell when I pulled up to work. After checking my oil, I saw it was on the bottom of the dip stick.

Today, at lunch time (Before I topped it up) I quickly drove to the shops. As I accelorated (not too hard) from a junction a huge ! came on the middle dash computer screen, then went as soon as I lifted off. So I thought "Ah, me thinks it's telling me I have f**k all oil, that'll be the pickup sensor". So I topped her up with some 10-40w Part synth.

So as I get in my car to drive home, I start the engine and the huge ! is back. This time, it will NOT go away. When I got home, I parked it on the drive and opened the bonnet. To be greeted with a load of steam/smoke and a strong smell of burning oil. I jacked the car up and saw that the sub frame looked freshly damp (Probably oil). Where could it be leaking from? It's down the back of the engine so I can't see s**t! The oil level hasn't dropped on the dipstick though, so I'm not sure what the ! is all about. Ever since I've had the car the service indicator has been on so I'm wondering if it's just bored and now shouting at me for it.

WOT THINK?