The new tool thread

[Crybert]

Funny you say that I've literally just had a convo with @Louis about us both putting our dicks in the size 10 at the same time.

Slight exaggeration, but we both did say imagine putting our jonnos in there

I’m sure most of this forum could fit our dicks in the size 10 at once

 

[dann2707]

I’m sure most of this forum could fit our dicks in the size 10 at once

I love how this is the top comment on the new page

 

[jam.]

 

[jameswrx]

cost me £2 from my yacht chandlers

Poshest thing anyone’s ever said on a clio forum?

 

[Archtronics]

£74 so really quite good!

HYDRAULIC10+300MM LUG FERRULE CRIMPING BATTERY WIRE CABLE CRIMPERS TOOL CRIMPER | eBay

HYDRAULIC CRIMPER 10-300mm. TOP QUALITY CRIMPER AT ROCK BOTTOM PRICES…! N.R.P £299.00. 16 TONNES OF CRIMPING POWER. This robust durable and excellently manufactured crimping unit is supplied with a hard wearing compact carrying case.

www.ebay.co.uk

Didn’t fancy the Milwaukee version for a grand then...

 

[dann2707]

Didn’t fancy the Milwaukee version for a grand then...

Lord knows I looked

 

[leeds2592]

Got a crimping set as I'm currently doing some battery mods to the mr2.

Bit overkill for my needs but it's nice to have them incase! Pushes 16 tons out. View attachment 1528881View attachment 1528882View attachment 1528883

The size variety is great too from 10mm^2 to 3000.

Ffs, I send you the one I bought at 13 quid and you go and buy that big bast

 

[J-J]

Does anyone in Leeds want one of these? They're a tenner cheaper if you buy two together.....

 

[dann2707]

Ffs, I send you the one I bought at 13 quid and you go and buy that big bast

It's why I didn't tell you cos I didn't want you to think I was eleveneriffing you!

Did the old classic me:

I need some crimping pliers for 2 battery terminals.
I'll have a gander and see what's about.
You send me the link.
Yeah they look good but if I'm paying some money shall I get some that encapsulates my requirements in x amount of years when I need to crimp some thicker cables.
Mull it over some red wine and before I know it I'm suckered into comments like these on the advert:

 

[YorkshireKyle]

Does anyone in Leeds want one of these? They're a tenner cheaper if you buy two together.....

Gu'on then

You're twisting my f**king arm JJ!

 

[dann2707]

Gu'on then

You're twisting my f**king arm JJ!

Spoiler

carn't

Spoiler

be

Spoiler

 

[J-J]

Gu'on then

You're twisting my f**king arm JJ!

Bought big boy. Should be here Thursday.

 

[YorkshireKyle]

Spoiler

carn't

Spoiler

be

Spoiler

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I dont even know what you're on about but I cant not haha react when you slide in a Brent Rambo

 

[YorkshireKyle]

Bought big boy. Should be here Thursday.

Wicked wicked

Drop me a message when it lands and I'll nip round

 

[dann2707]

I dont even know what you're on about but I cant not haha react when you slide in a Brent Rambo

It's from the advert on ebay.

I did 3 spoilers,

Carn't

Be

And one would expect the last one to say wrong however in actual fact it was the classic thumbs up gif

 

[YorkshireKyle]

Ohhhhhhh

Well it seems we both have autism dont we

 

[leeds2592]

Ohhhhhhh

Well it seems we both have autism dont we

Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea for me

 

[dann2707]

Ohhhhhhh

Well it seems we both have autism dont we

Both of us and my sister and my girlfriend so yes all 3 of us

 

[YorkshireKyle]

Both of us and my sister and my girlfriend so yes all 3 of us

You, me, your sister and gf would just be us 2 would it not?

 

[dann2707]

You, me, your sister and gf would just be us 2 would it not?

I mean technically that's also even me in your profile pic we are 1

 

[leeds2592]

I mean technically that's also even me in your profile pic we are 1

Ffs, this is more gayer than when me and you drove to ecp in your z4 with the roof down.

 

[J-J]

Bought these crimpers off ebay. Definitely the best on the site. Not bad for 60 quid .

First things first put a bit of tube in and pressed a hex onto it. They might actually have some use knowing they can do this.

 

[dann2707]

Bought these crimpers off ebay. Definitely the best on the site. Not bad for 60 quid .

First things first put a bit of tube in and pressed a hex onto it. They might actually have some use knowing they can do this.
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Carn't be wrong

 

[YorkshireKyle]

Bought these crimpers off ebay. Definitely the best on the site. Not bad for 60 quid .

First things first put a bit of tube in and pressed a hex onto it. They might actually have some use knowing they can do this.
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At least your locking pin goes all the way through

 

[J-J]

At least your locking pin goes all the way through

It's not my fault you can't figure which of your 6 fingers to push it through with.

 

[YorkshireKyle]

It's not my fault you can't figure which of your 6 fingers to push it through with.

Its all because I tried to shove my dick in it ffs

 

[Bankrupt_drunk]

Just treated myself to a shiny new impact wrench with 20% off from ebay (from JJC race and rally).
Just like bad obsession.

 

[Big Toe]

Just treated myself to a shiny new impact wrench with 20% off from ebay (from JJC race and rally).
Just like bad obsession.
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I’ve got that one and I was pleasantly surprised at the torque. I’ve used it on quite a bit and had no issues. Battery life of great too

 

[Bankrupt_drunk]

I’ve got that one and I was pleasantly surprised at the torque. I’ve used it on quite a bit and had no issues. Battery life of great too

Good to hear. I was trying to make my mind up between this and the draper stormforce, but the kielder was smaller and lighter. The stormforce range does have some good tools in it with compatible batteries, and for the price you can get an impact wrench with two 3AH batteries supplied...

 

[dann2707]

Just ordered myself a laser level

The milwaukee one was £600 and heard great things about hueper.

Been informed that they are significantly cheaper on aliexpress so ordered the best one they do for a grand total of £138! About a £100 saving.

It does 16 lines, which is many many lines.

 

[dann2707]

Need to get off this site

f**king excited thouh g

 

[Archtronics]

Tbf I was looking at the Sealey one for £600 the other day so they are coming down in price.

 

[dann2707]

That's crazy expensive isn't it!

For those who don't know about them, see this video from 1:47 onwards.

Useful for loosening crusty and rusty bolts where you can't get a blowtorch in. Even better for when there's a rubber boot near by like a track rod end.

 

[JamesBryan]

Got these today, should come in handy for something.

@Yorkshire Pudding made me buy something because it was 20% off weekend

 

[TimR26]

Got these today, should come in handy for something.

@Yorkshire Pudding made me buy something because it was 20% off weekend

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Bet they’ll end up straight after a few uses!

 

[BashRacing]

good stuff is carlyle

 

[JamesBryan]

Bet they’ll end up straight after a few uses!

good stuff is carlyle

Pretty much Snap On aren't they.

 

[YorkshireKyle]

Got these today, should come in handy for something.

@Yorkshire Pudding made me buy something because it was 20% off weekend

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I never MADE you do anything

You did this to yourself!

 

[BashRacing]

Pretty much Snap On aren't they.

If you live in America they're probably better, as Napa's ( US version of Andrew Page ) warranty is unbelievable, if you break something you ring them up and they just send a replacement out with your parts order the same day.

 

[JamesBryan]

I never MADE you do anything

You did this to yourself!

Alright, well it's still your fault for messaging me saying it's 20% aff time