What cars can we beat???

[DMS]

I nailed Luke Skywalker, was faster on the straights but i nailed him in the twisties

I heard that Podracers have really bad understeer?

 

[Russ_16v]

^^^^^ correct, he had Vanilla Ice playing tho, so it was all good. Aiii

 

[kev182cup]

1. Tegs(dc2) are slower.
2. Golf gti mk5 not faster at all.

You can pretty much race most cars upto a 100 and be fuckall in it. I've been up against all sorts of performance cars and found the Clio holds up well considering it's power.

 

[W111ALG]

1. Tegs(dc2) are slower.
2. Golf gti mk5 not faster at all.

You can pretty much race most cars upto a 100 and be f**kall in it. I've been up against all sorts of performance cars and found the Clio holds up well considering it's power.

Jackie Chans car fae Cannonball Run would have you!

 

[kev182cup]

If he was going the right way ; p.

 

[Poopensharten]

IIRC the batmobile is Veyron engined

 

[Reyes]

 

[Russ_16v]

IIRC the batmobile is Veyron engined

And fairy dust, that s**t is epic

 

[kev182cup]

Same as megane 225's IIRC.

 

[Poopensharten]

I saw a lass with a sticker "princess on board"

Oh Rly my love? Well she must be in the boot cause you have a face that could haunt a house.

I did not wantz.

 

[Reyes]

Same as megane 225's IIRC.

Baked beans?

 

[Russ_16v]

I saw one of them, had a face even a sniper wouldnt take out, and had the good old sticker on the back 'honk if your horny'

No. No love im most definately not

 

[kev182cup]

Baked beans?

Love em.

 

[hughesclio]

I annihilated a BMW 330 the other night. I wouldn't be suprised if I could keep up with an M3 up to silly speeds.
Roll on January, then I probably will be able to...

loooooooooooool give over

 

[Beef-Mc]

I saw a lass with a sticker "princess on board"

Oh Rly my love? Well she must be in the boot cause you have a face that could haunt a house.

I did not wantz.

Lolzers, truest thing I've read in this thread.

 

[Mells]

You lot need to put the crack pipe down.

 

[stuart1989]

LOL at this.

 

[DMS]

loooooooooooool give over

I'm sure anyone else with a turbo'd / SC'd 1*2 will agree with me TBH.
Obviously as an M3 driver you're always going to think your car's quicker than any Clio...

 

[Arr0nUK]

Ihad a play with a civic on the motorway and he pulled bettter than me by loads after 100 jelly plops ber min... Longer gear ratios and vtec y0!

Dont the civic have shorter gear ratio's?

 

[.Ben.]

LOL @ Tyranical.

Your arrogance (or feigned 'knowledge') suggests you have either the breadth of experience with cars of which a road tester would be jealous, or you have a bigger and more eclectic collection of cars than Jay Leno.

Now I appreciate your sentiments that the Clio isn't motoring nirvana - and you're obviously passionate about cars - but mate, IIRC you drive a Yaris (not even the 'devastating' 105bhp T-Sport either!). Hardly the pinnacle of motoring either, wouldn't you agree?

OP ==> Just look in the back of any number of motoring magazines for "my c*ck's bigger than yours" statistics.

 

[Paul.]

I saw a lass with a sticker "princess on board"

Oh Rly my love? Well she must be in the boot cause you have a face that could haunt a house.

I did not wantz.

pmsl , danny you sir are a legend

 

[Alan]

pmsl , danny you sir are a legend

'here, here, du like me, coz a like you, du bebo?'

 

[Kneel]

Clios are the fastest cars ever...
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...But the bicycle is still faster.

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