Wtf

[MOFO]

geezer turned up today at ork with the lowest golf i have ever seen, i asked what he had done and he said he had taken the springs off? :S

i said are you having a laugh!!!! i give him a week berore his shocks are fucked lol,

ho long would you give him? he said and i quote ' my golfy looks gangsta'

muppet, *in c.church voice*

 

[DrR]

lol, can't imagine the noise that makes over bumps.

 

[Sugar79]

what a idoit, thats a mot fail and his is car dangerous as the springs are needed in the whole handling of the car, lets hope it sits on his drive and he is not out on the road in that death trap!

what mk golf was it, i have a mk4 and it weighs a tonne!! so not long before the shocks snap lol

 

[MOFO]

mk 2 golf 1.8 16v. he thinks its a farrari lol, he brough a supa chip for it off ebay for £8.50. said it added 25hp lol, geezers a nob, also said it was on tb's and turbo'd pmsl, what a bell end, also he once told a bird at work he put a 6inch sand pit in his garage floor so the moisture doesnt go up his tyres intohis car lol, all he time me and the lads laugh at him, bell end,

 

[Sugar79]

well the mk2 valvers are quick but with any N/A engine its hard to get much Bhp out of modding bits and bobs..
that supa chip is prob that silly resistor that advances the engine timing.. doubt very much that it adds 25bhp!!!

Edit.. did you say he had it turbo'd??

 

[JAY172]

sounds like the bloke is talking rubbish. imagine how low it would be without springs it would be sat on its bump stops. if he has i bet the rides dreadful and of course completly dangerous.

 

[Pep]

agree with what you are all saying, but i bet it looks cool as fook!

must have small wheels on it!
get some pics up

 

[tommyboy]

lol @ golfy

shudda got a pic mate!

 

[ClioGav]

My mates Golf is very low!

 

[Pep]

that golf is awesome!

just needs a single round crystal light grille! not a big fan of the rallye lights.

 

[172.com]

Euro crap.:dead:

 

[MOFO]

i will take some pics on monday, yea he says its turbo'd and on tbs??????? never seen in the engine bay myself,

 

[edde]

i will take some pics on monday, yea he says its turbo'd and on tbs??????? never seen in the engine bay myself,

He maybe right. There loads go Golfs with th 1.8T in as standard or aftermarket fit and all petrols have throttle bodies its how they work.

 

[john182rs]

13" super minilites with a cris cross pattern on the roof crome wiper blades 6" lower front spoiler an a plate wide enough to cover rick wallers crack.
All that just shows the guy is a total idiot, even if it did have a turbo and tbs it wouldnt be going any where fast an i bet he loves pot holes if it has no springs.

 

[DH_GTI]

lol at no springs !!!

 

[clio_mad]

that golf is awesome!

just needs a single round crystal light grille! not a big fan of the rallye lights.

Those headlights aren't rallye lights. It's got the westmoreland grille on it