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[Sunglasses_Ron]

Fantastic weekend. I really enjoyed my morning track session. Thanks to the organisers for all the effort they put in.
It nearly all went very wrong for me when I let the other half have a few laps in my car and he managed to put it into the corn field. Good thing that no harm was done, otherwise it could have been a divorce and dog kennel situation today! He is feeling a bit bad about it though, and I have managed to get the car a good clean out of it. I'm working on a new set of tyres as well!
Thanks to Typhoon for coming out with me for some passenger laps. Made my day and managed to get some good tips from him too.
See you all next year. Xx

Nice chatting to you again :up:

Well that was awesome.

Thanks so much for organising such an epic weekend. Really must take some doing so thanks for that.

The morning track session was great, apart from the civic type r driver who obviously had something to prove. Got some nice footage of him being an absolute arse not letting anyone pass and then undertaking a clio just before a corner. Seemed like he didn't even see the blue flags being waved at him!

Other than that it was great. New tyres needed.

The highlight was winning three things in the raffle haha

Good to see you again mate :up:

Thanks everyone for a brilliant weekend. I came on my own and met some great people. The whole day and evening was spot on and so much fun - was absolutely knackered when I got home yesterday but was so worth it.

Will definitely be there next year.

Will have to trawl through the go pro footage and see whats in there - shame i didn't get some of the dancing we were doing late on in the evening LOL

Great to meet you mate.

You've got mates for life now and we look forward to seeing you next year! :up:

 

[Brigsy]

Had a fantastic day on Sat, Big thanks to all the organisers. A little bit of footage off the rear camera on my van

 

[Filters]

😂

I swear I didn't call her Jane! I think I called her Jack and it sounded like Jane.

But I might have said Jane. I was f**king pissed out my skull. I didn't fall asleep I literally passed out.

It was f**king hilarious mate, moments later you almost face planted in to your BBQ 😂

See, now this is how pissed I was... I don't remember this "Jane" incident haha

I was pissed beyond normal levels but remember it purely from her reaction 😂
"Jane, JANE...who the fook is Jane?!"
I thought she was going to swing for him 😂😂

Moment of the night for me...well, that and @DaveDreads and @Knuckles drunken dancing/beard touching 😂

 

[DaveDreads]

I shouldn't have been at work today, I didn't feel right until late afternoon.

 

[Knuckles]

This reminds me, I forgot to knap a few passenger laps with you in the morning! 😢

Next year mate! :smiley:

Fantastic weekend. I really enjoyed my morning track session. Thanks to the organisers for all the effort they put in.
It nearly all went very wrong for me when I let the other half have a few laps in my car and he managed to put it into the corn field. Good thing that no harm was done, otherwise it could have been a divorce and dog kennel situation today! He is feeling a bit bad about it though, and I have managed to get the car a good clean out of it. I'm working on a new set of tyres as well!
Thanks to Typhoon for coming out with me for some passenger laps. Made my day and managed to get some good tips from him too.
See you all next year. Xx

Did typhoon go out with you as well... Or did I tell you I was typhoon? Lol Very sorry if I did!

In your other half's defence, it was very damp when he had the spin!

...well, that and @DaveDreads and @Knuckles drunken dancing/beard touching 😂

Beard touching?! Was that me? Oh god, so sorry if I got rapey

 

[DaveDreads]

You did get a bit molesty.

 

[Knuckles]

You did get a bit molesty.

Sigh. I also just saw the pic Ron posted in the pic thread.

I got very rapey it seems.

Less booze for me next year I think haha

 

[Filters]

Next year mate! :smiley:



Did typhoon go out with you as well... Or did I tell you I was typhoon? Lol Very sorry if I did!

In your other half's defence, it was very damp when he had the spin!




Beard touching?! Was that me? Oh god, so sorry if I got rapey

I think we all got a bit rapey on the beard love front. I didn't mind it, though, the dry humping from you and Dave was a bit intense 😅

 

[Knuckles]

I think we all got a bit rapey on the beard love front. I didn't mind it, though, the dry humping from you and Dave was a bit intense 😅

The dry humping I remember! Haha

 

[DaveDreads]

I like to see how much I can freak people out, i'm quite good at it.

 

[Knuckles]

I like to see how much I can freak people out, i'm quite good at it.

I still feel bad for introducing myself to alistair by saying "hi, I'm typhoon...you're fit" haha

 

[Filters]

I like to see how much I can freak people out, i'm quite good at it.

😂 You'll have to try harder next year bud! I was more aroused than freaked out 😂😂

 

[DaveDreads]

You were f*cked as soon as you told me you were from Newport and used to run the skatepark, from then on you were getting both barrels of my madness because I knew you could take it you f*cking maniac.

 

[Filters]

You were f*cked as soon as you told me you were from Newport and used to run the skatepark, from then on you were getting both barrels of my madness because I knew you could take it you f*cking maniac.

I will admit this, I'm a bit f**king nuts 😂 more so when people pass me rum! I'm still hungover!

 

[Knuckles]

Woke up in the middle of the night thinking I was still at csf in the tent.

Thought "aaah f**k. That's not my Mrs" to the girl in the bed with me. "f**k it, I'll spoon you anyway"

Haha!

Ffs

 

[DaveDreads]

I will admit this, I'm a bit f**king nuts 😂 more so when people pass me rum! I'm still hungover!

Everyone from Newport is nuts, there are no normal people in that town.

 

[Typhoon]

I still feel bad for introducing myself to alistair by saying "hi, I'm typhoon...you're fit" haha

Fail. Ali knows me anyway and already knows I think he's fit.

 

[Filters]

Everyone from Newport is nuts, there are no normal people in that town.

This is true....we're a special breed.

Can't wait for csf17. Should really be two festivals a year. Sort it out staff/admin :kissingheart:

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

This is true....we're a special breed.

Can't wait for csf17. Should really be two festivals a year. Sort it out staff/admin :kissingheart:

I don't think my liver could cope with two a year

 

[DaveDreads]

Yeah they'll be casualties if we do this more than once a year.

 

[LindaA]

We all know girls (recycled teenage or not) cant drive. Im brave enough to witness otherwise and spread the truth far and wide via t'internet. Adult nappies packed, give it your all! [emoji106] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38]

What happened to you OssPoop? I was ready and waiting to make you scream lke a girl, but you never turned up! Chicken.

 

[Clio_fool]

What happened to you OssPoop? I was ready and waiting to make you scream lke a girl, but you never turned up! Chicken.

I was too busy sun bathing, now fried chicken! Sowwy. Next time[emoji106].
Didn't help we were missing our name badges and I had no idea what anyone was driving other than a clio[emoji38]

 

[LindaA]

I was too busy sun bathing, now fried chicken! Sowwy. Next time[emoji106].
Didn't help we were missing our name badges and I had no idea what anyone was driving other than a clio[emoji38]

Didn't take too much working out in my case!
I will track you down next year for sure and drag you into my car kicking and screaming.....

 

[Clio_fool]

Didn't take too much working out in my case!
I will track you down next year for sure and drag you into my car kicking and screaming.....

Yours was the one in the field, right? I'll definitely bring the nappies next year, might need them if I join the evening session too!

 

[LindaA]

Yours was the one in the field, right? I'll definitely bring the nappies next year, might need them if I join the evening session too!

To be fair, it wasn't me driving it when it was in the field. That was a git called Steve who is currently living in the garden shed.

 

[Filters]

😂 I knew there'd be a catch with this bloody Xbox
Code for the Fifa game contained within is unusable so can't play it 😂 :triumph:

Who was the chap that wanted to swap for the steering wheel refurb? 😂

 

[Clio_fool]

Lol who's unwanted xmas pressie was that then?

 

[Nik]

😂 I knew there'd be a catch with this bloody Xbox View attachment 159693
Code for the Fifa game contained within is unusable so can't play it 😂 :triumph:

Who was the chap that wanted to swap for the steering wheel refurb? 😂

[emoji23] how odd!

Don't worry we'll sort you out, I'll get back to you tomorrow.

 

[Filters]

[emoji23] how odd!

Don't worry we'll sort you out, I'll get back to you tomorrow.

I was only joking matey however Forsa 6 would be nice :kissingheart:

 

[masekwm]

Lol who's unwanted xmas pressie was that then?

It's amazingly still on sale @ Tesco Direct!

 

[172_Tom]

Great weekend again! Didn't take my camera this year - spent most of the afternoon chilling out on the banking watching the great mix of cars going round the track. Had a chat with a few people I hadn't met before which was good. Great to see members from all over making the effort to come along.

Came up trumps in the raffle with a £50 voucher for Diamond performance

Didn't come up trumps in the karting though - that went to @shaun442k as the person in 1st wasn't around when the trophy was given out. My extra ballast slowed me down on acceleration out of the slow corners and Shaun was 0.6 secs quicker than me. Somehow the guy in first was about 2 seconds quicker than Shaun - not sure how!

 

[andybond]

Guys , any idea who won the detailing voucher in the raffle ?

 

[Jesus the 2nd]

Hey guys, thanks for a great weekend! Just wanted to share a vid:


btw, forgot all about my raffle tickets :neutral:

 

[Filters]

Hey guys, thanks for a great weekend! Just wanted to share a vid:


btw, forgot all about my raffle tickets :neutral:

Says your video isn't available chap

 

[Mr Plums]

Says your video isn't available chap

Works for me mate?

 

[Knuckles]

Doesn't work for me

 

[Jesus the 2nd]

This one thould be ok now except if you live in Germany (music copyright issue)

 

[RMDavis]

Finally sorted out a couple of videos!

The main one is fairly long, but there's some funny, and decent moments in there if your bored!

Please excuse the horrid buzzing sound. The exhaust shifted due to heat, and started to make a right noise!

@Sam @andybond @Filters



The second is me passing my mate @KrisRS182 whilst his GoPro was attached to his offside wing

 

[andybond]

You had gloves on @RMDavis ! No pros allowed on track mate !

Great video. Loved the Evil BEND !

 

[loggyboy]

Session 3 - skip to 4:30 for the R5 blowing hose, showering me in coolant then spinning