Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics (If you fancy a laugh)

[DaveDreads]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

TL;DR

off to bed, cambelts to change in the morning

RIP OFF MERCHANT!!!!!!!

Stop selling lies.

 

[BoatNonce]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

I am stating the opinion of a well regarded renault service and sales manager. who has worked for Renault for 20 years. R.e the poorly maintained issue All I can say is that in his experience he has never heard about a bad condition cambelt being removed from a well serviced Clio. he is in constant contact with a large renault service area. he has seen cars with no service history have failed cambelts at 55k cause of lack of regular oil changes.

That's like calling yourself the headmaster of a home school.

 

[Carlv8415]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

I am stating the opinion of a well regarded renault service and sales manager. who has worked for Renault for 20 years. R.e the poorly maintained issue All I can say is that in his experience he has never heard about a bad condition cambelt being removed from a well serviced Clio. he is in constant contact with a large renault service area. he has seen cars with no service history have failed cambelts at 55k cause of lack of regular oil changes.

Your missing the point, what has oil got to do with a cambelt ? That's like saying if I don't change my tyres then my headlights will stop working ...

 

[Adamm.]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

As a rule of thumb I've never smashed a fat lass.. Tho on a serious note, this kid must be up for a Darwin Award..

I meant this one.

 

[Beasley Clio182]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

I am stating the opinion of a well regarded renault service and sales manager. who has worked for Renault for 20 years. R.e the poorly maintained issue All I can say is that in his experience he has never heard about a bad condition cambelt being removed from a well serviced Clio. he is in constant contact with a large renault service area. he has seen cars with no service history have failed cambelts at 55k cause of lack of regular oil changes.

Your mate chats s**t !


Best advice, ignore EVERYTHING he says from now on ! Off sleep this has been emotional !

 

[johnnyd]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

could be but depends on tension cycles of the belt. And how many hard acceleration cycles have taken place.

What the hell is a tension cycle and hard acceleration cycle? Bro Science has finally reached the world of cars.

To save money I just poor used cooking oil in my engine. Its all the same thing really and still lubricates the engine. Engine oil is just an expensive con.

 

[Alan]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

Oooooh why didn't I use Satchel!!!

b****cks!!

It was the perfect opportunity too.

 

[Dan@SJM]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

I am stating the opinion of a well regarded renault service and sales manager. who has worked for Renault for 20 years. R.e the poorly maintained issue All I can say is that in his experience he has never heard about a bad condition cambelt being removed from a well serviced Clio. he is in constant contact with a large renault service area. he has seen cars with no service history have failed cambelts at 55k cause of lack of regular oil changes.

Excellent.

People we have a winner.

 

[Carlv8415]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

You sir are Renault management material.

I might apply, might be able to teach them a thing or two....

No sir engine oil is an optimal extra on this model...

 

[Adamm.]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

TL;DR

off to bed, cambelts to change in the morning

I'll give you a bell tomorrow asap about wed mate.

 

[chaz1234]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

​And theres your problem, lack of servicing..

Them valves look dirty to me...

That photo to me does not mean anything Looks like the inside of a car engine. But I don`t know what it is meant to look like. looks fine to me. I hope to never have too see the inside of an engine in my lifetime lol.

 

[Mr R.]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

I am stating the opinion of a well retarded renault service and sales manager. who has worked for Renault for 20 years. R.e the poorly maintained issue All I can say is that in his experience he has never heard about a bad condition cambelt being removed from a well serviced Clio. he is in constant contact with a large renault service area. he has seen cars with no service history have failed cambelts at 55k cause of lack of regular oil changes.

You spelt it wrong, i have sorted it for you....

Your welcome.

 

[Deany]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

I am stating the opinion of a well regarded renault service and sales manager. who has worked for Renault for 20 years. R.e the poorly maintained issue All I can say is that in his experience he has never heard about a bad condition cambelt being removed from a well serviced Clio. he is in constant contact with a large renault service area. he has seen cars with no service history have failed cambelts at 55k cause of lack of regular oil changes.

my sides hurt from laughing so much.

 

[Alan]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

That photo to me does not mean anything Looks like the inside of a car engine. But I don`t know what it is meant to look like. looks fine to me. I hope to never have too see the inside of an engine in my lifetime lol.

 

[BoatNonce]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

failed cambelts at 55k cause of lack of regular oil changes.

FCUKING LOL.

That photo to me does not mean anything Looks like the inside of a car engine. But I don`t know what it is meant to look like. looks fine to me. I hope to never have too see the inside of an engine in my lifetime lol.

I do believe that sir is on the wind up.

 

[Dan@SJM]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

This thread is certainly up for thread of the year.

 

[Mr R.]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

That photo to me does not mean anything Looks like the inside of a car engine. But I don`t know what it is meant to look like. looks fine to me. I hope to never have too see the inside of an engine in my lifetime lol.

Yet again, this hole is getting big your digging...

​Zip it...

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

You spelt it wrong, i have sorted it for you....

Your welcome.

FLOL

 

[richd]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

That photo to me does not mean anything Looks like the inside of a car engine. But I don`t know what it is meant to look like. looks fine to me. I hope to never have too see the inside of an engine in my lifetime lol.

not sure if serious.....

​

 

[The Chubby Pirate]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

I don't know whose more retarded, you for believing it or the clown that told you it!

 

[Jaff.]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

I'm literally in tears at this thread!

Ron and Alan you have made my night and for that I thank you! Seriously! Thanks LOL!

OT. Chaz, if I rag my engine a lot,putting it through lots of acceleration cycles will my cambelt fail before Doris' because she doesn't accelerate?

 

[Dan@SJM]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

That photo to me does not mean anything Looks like the inside of a car engine. But I don`t know what it is meant to look like. looks fine to me. I hope to never have too see the inside of an engine in my lifetime lol.

If you carry on listening to your manager fwend(not a spelling error) you'll be seeing it more often than you think.

 

[Carlv8415]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

Can everyone post me their old cambelts so I can sell them in for a bit of money seen as they never deteriorate could put them to good use....

 

[DaveDreads]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

That photo to me does not mean anything Looks like the inside of a car engine. But I don`t know what it is meant to look like. looks fine to me. I hope to never have too see the inside of an engine in my lifetime lol.

Now I know you're taking the piss, cheers for the laughs mate,
​you've brightened up my Sunday evening.

 

[BoatNonce]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

I think we can safely say after that last comment he's trolling. Nobody is genuinely that fcuking retarded.

 

[Dan@SJM]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

I think we can safely say after that last comment he's trolling. Nobody is genuinely that fcuking retarded.

You don't have to deal with some of the locals I do!

 

[Alan]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

I'm literally in tears at this thread!

Ron and Alan you have made my night and for that I thank you! Seriously! Thanks LOL!

OT. Chaz, if I rag my engine a lot,putting it through lots of acceleration cycles will my cambelt fail before Doris' because she doesn't accelerate?

'bow' - it's these threads that keep us all coming back to CS lol.

 

[richd]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

Can everyone post me their old cambelts so I can sell them in for a bit of money seen as they never deteriorate could put them to good use....

no point mate, they will just take up space, no one will be changing them anymore lol

 

[Jaff.]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

'bow' - it's these threads that keep us all coming back to CS lol.

Still giggling to myself at satchel!

Never has a word been so apt!

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

My Renault manager has told me not to bang my wife to hard or her head will fall off!!

And to top it all he reckons that if you eat ice cream too quickly you will piss snow foam!

Well well well, you f**king live and learn eh.

 

[johnnyd]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

I am stating the opinion of a well regarded renault service and sales manager. who has worked for Renault for 20 years. R.e the poorly maintained issue All I can say is that in his experience he has never heard about a bad condition cambelt being removed from a well serviced Clio. he is in constant contact with a large renault service area. he has seen cars with no service history have failed cambelts at 55k cause of lack of regular oil changes.

Not even going to bother trying to argue with someone who has clearly no knowledge of what they are preaching.

Also I think, in the future, leave it to your mate to educate people. He has clearly said something to you which you have not understood and has then been lost in translation when you have written it back in this tread. I'm just glad you haven't named the poor guy as you would of embarrassed him beyond belief putting his name to your idiotic ramblings.

 

[Carlv8415]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

no point mate, they will just take up space, no one will be changing them anymore lol

Good point. My failed attempt at an entrepreneur

 

[Carlv8415]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

My Renault manager has told me not to bang my wife to hard or her head will fall off!!

And to top it all he reckons that if you eat ice cream too quickly you will piss snow foam!

Well well well, you f**king live and learn eh.

Like the old saying, don't pick your nose or your head will cave in. .....

 

[Dan@SJM]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

I think worryingly, he is teaching the next generation how to drive. And should be giving them advice on car maintenance for their test.

 

[Mr R.]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

Id like to know his name so i can get him and his merry men to service my car.

 

[Adamm.]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

My Renault manager has told me not to bang my wife to hard or her head will fall off!!

Well well well, you f**king live and learn eh.

True story..

 

[Alan]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

Still giggling to myself at satchel!

Never has a word been so apt!

It's simple, yet so very effective IMO lol.

 

[Jaff.]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

Id like to know his name so i can get him and his merry men to service my car.

Get Columbo on the case!


Effective, accurate and funny. Couldnt ask more of an insult!

 

[Mr R.]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

Get Columbo on the case!

Good idea.

 

[sbridgey]

Re: Cambelt Con/Rip off tactics.

Someone should if told BMW, then they would of just put a belt on my car rather than a chain...