CSF23 Clio Sport Festival 2023

[Simon1975]

We've got a 3 bed cottage £200 for the night sleeps 5. 4 of us going so no brainer hotel was silly money. Old so need my sleep before driving back.

 

[Krarl]

I'm not driving a Clio for 3 hours to sleep on a deflating airbed, to then wake up Saturday for a full day on track having wiped my scrotum with a babywipe and had a chocolate bar and a bottle of tepid water for breakfast

I quite like the idea of not getting too fucked on Friday, having a few hours kip in a nice bed, getting a hot shower and then coming to Anglesey 😂

 

[dann2707]

I'm not driving a Clio for 3 hours to sleep on a deflating airbed, to then wake up Saturday for a full day on track having wiped my scrotum with a babywipe and had a chocolate bar and a bottle of tepid water for breakfast

I quite like the idea of not getting too fucked on Friday, having a few hours kip in a nice bed, getting a hot shower and then coming to Anglesey 😂

100% this. Very excited to have a good sleep as I always sleep proper badly camping

 

[Krarl]

100% this. Very excited to have a good sleep as I always sleep proper badly camping

I'm just looking forward to having a bath with you and @leeds2592

 

[OEM Battery Nonce]

CS - "Oooooh it'd better have camping, we need camping, camping is what makes it....."

CS Admins - "Well we need camping then, it rules out loads of places but we'll sort it.....

......and here you are, track, pub, cafe, CAMPING!"

CS - "Ooooft, not with my back, I need a shower, will there be Roman baths on the site? Does the bar stock craft ale in the fridge?....

....never mind, I'll just book a hotel on a bank holiday weekend, next to the seaside for the GDP of a small country. It's fine, never really liked camping anyway".

 

[McGherkin]

Don’t worry, you’ll all be wanting to sleep in our bathtubs when your tents blow away.

 

[Krarl]

CS - "Oooooh it'd better have camping, we need camping, camping is what makes it....."

CS Admins - "Well we need camping then, it rules out loads of places but we'll sort it.....

......and here you are, track, pub, cafe, CAMPING!"

CS - "Ooooft, not with my back, I need a shower, will there be Roman baths on the site? Does the bar stock craft ale in the fridge?....

....never mind, I'll just book a hotel on a bank holiday weekend, next to the seaside for the GDP of a small country. It's fine, never really liked camping anyway".

Remind me again

Which bnb are you booked into? 👀 😂

 

[OEM Battery Nonce]

Remind me again

Which bnb are you booked into? 👀 😂

One that offers a "Fantastic Breakfast" within the price. That's all you need to know!

 

[Krarl]

One that offers a "Fantastic Breakfast" within the price. That's all you need to know!

I hope it's a bowl of shreddies and they fart in the bowl before putting the cereal in there 😂

 

[Robbie Corbett]

I thought all of you lot would be camping! Unbelievable.

 

[RustyMojo]

I thought all of you lot would be camping! Unbelievable.

Exactly! If genuinely no one is camping I’ll have to find a b&b now! Or are folk B&B on Friday and then camping Saturday?

 

[Louis]

I thought all of you lot would be camping! Unbelievable.

They're all camp enough

 

[dann2707]

Exactly! If genuinely no one is camping I’ll have to find a b&b now! Or are folk B&B on Friday and then camping Saturday?

B and b both nights mate. I'll still be there around a campfire until we go home though, I won't be retreating early at all.

Will do what @Touring_Rob did last time and just leave when everyone is going to bed

 

[Krarl]

Aye Saturday will still be 2am at the least Dave. Were not total mincers, just part time

 

[Robbie Corbett]

This may very well be the first and last time I camp shower condition dependent.

 

[RustyMojo]

This may very well be the first and last time I camp shower condition dependent.

I’m camping Rob. If it’s cold and scary we can cuddle

 

[Robbie Corbett]

I’m camping Rob. If it’s cold and scary we can cuddle

Done!

 

[Krarl]

He's going to harvest your working sperms whilst you sleep

 

[Robbie Corbett]

He's going to harvest your working sperms whilst you sleep

At least he will be there Kyle.

Plus I know I'll just end up sleeping in the tow car, which is fine because its massive and the doors lock but we also know I'll either wake up absolutely freezing or dripping with sweat, there is no in between, then you get to drive home in your sweat stinking house.

 

[Mr Underhill]

I didn't think the prices of the Premier Inn were too bad, to be honest.

I enjoy camping and was out on a test day a few weeks back and I'll be camping at Silverstone a week on Saturday.

If the prices were crazy i'd have probably camped over.

 

[RustyMojo]

He's going to harvest your working sperms whilst you sleep

They’ll all be gone by then mate. Rob is safe from impregnation

 

[OEM Battery Nonce]

Imagine being a B&B owner for this, kind of expecting to be booked up because of the season and bank holiday, but not expecting heavy bookings because Anglesey isn't posting any major events.

Then suddenly you're overrun by a load of middle age blokes in superdry hoodies and Merrells all eating their breakfast at individual tables not wanting to make eye contact with each other, meanwhile;

@Cookie has already asked if there's a safe for valuables he can use, @eugegall is enquiring about private landings at RAF Valley for his plane, @dann2707 is looking for a box so he can see over the counter and @Tubbs Vice has just asked if he can tongue poke the chefs daughter's chocolate box.

I can't wait.

 

[Cookie]

Incorrect, I've already asked if I can park my bike in the lobby, which a Welsh woman has taken as innuendo and subsequently I am barred from all Premier Inn properties

 

[McGherkin]

Tbf I imagine the hotels will end up like that internet historian video about RainFurrest

 

[Krarl]

Tbf I imagine the hotels will end up like that internet historian video about RainFurrest

Is that @Cookson behind the camera?

 

[McGherkin]

Is that @Cookson behind the camera?

He was the one doing the crinkling

 

[Robbie Corbett]

They aren't expecting 100 blokes carrying 4 wheels and a tool box up to each room then leaving at 8AM in one big decatted go 😂

I did find a few farms that looked like I could park trailer etc but most of them were on airbnb where it looked like you would be sleeping in someone elses bed while they slept in the street for that night and the prices have shot up to Premier inn level pretty quick.

Can't be arsed with the faf of moving cars and trailers and negotiating a taxi home in another language. As long as I'm not sick in the car, that would be absolutely awful.

 

[Waitey]

Who's camping?

Recon an Alpina is long enough to sleep in?

 

[Waitey]

My mates just sent me an Air B n B with a hot tub. Deffo wants the pipe.

 

[andybond]

My mates just sent me an Air B n B with a hot tub. Deffo wants the pipe.

i believed you till you typed mates.

 

[Waitey]

i believed you till you typed mates.

Mate's*

A singular mate's opinion...!

 

[Robbie Corbett]

Who's camping?

Recon an Alpina is long enough to sleep in?

I will be camping, Dave not Dave and Sir Dave seem to be camping, Daniel said he was sleeping chained to his car. I'm oddly looking forward to waking up and rolling straight into a track session.

 

[Waitey]

I will be camping, Dave not Dave and Sir Dave seem to be camping, Daniel said he was sleeping chained to his car. I'm oddly looking forward to waking up and rolling straight into a track session.

Does the Trook have a bedding area?

 

[Robbie Corbett]

 

[Waitey]

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Could deffo get filled with creamy mashed potato in there.

 

[Ph1 Tom]

I'll camp the Saturday night I think.

 

[SharkyUK]

I'm sure some of the welsh guys can give you all a better idea of the roads you want to take, but I'm happy to help if anyone wants some ideas.
@SharkyUK can help here I'm sure.
Bringing the GT4 mate?

I know nothing. Wales is rubbish, go home. The roads will be busy as it is with it being BH... Awful roads.



I'd love to take the GT4 (and I would if was available) but I already have plans for that weekend at the moment. Shame as I would stay at my north Wales holiday home with @Rojer as my plus 1.



I may have difficulty getting to this one sadly.

 

[MarkCup]

That's no bother, I'll swing by, we do a little red/blue Cayman swap for the weekend, jobs a good'un, it gets the run it so desparately needs.

😘

 

[Rojer]

I know nothing. Wales is rubbish, go home. The roads will be busy as it is with it being BH... Awful roads.

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I'd love to take the GT4 (and I would if was available) but I already have plans for that weekend at the moment. Shame as I would stay at my north Wales holiday home with @Rojer as my plus 1.

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I may have difficulty getting to this one sadly.

Oh we will be there, TOGETHER....😂

 

[Sir_Dave]

The theory

The reality