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[Louis]

I'd say I'm expecting to get whacked but tbh you're all f**king fannies and your wrists would give out😂

Avin it large big baz

I'll thump ya

 

[Krarl]

I'll hump ya

EFA

 

[Jekyll]

EFA

Where do I sign?

 

[JP83]

@JP83 are you coming? I've still got your mallet.

Haha!!! Unfortunately not mate, I'm off on holiday on Friday.

It can now be the CSF mallet. Pass it around with glee, and remember me...

 

[Flat Eric]

Haha!!! Unfortunately not mate, I'm off on holiday on Friday.

It can now be the CSF mallet. Pass it around with glee, and remember me...

I ain't sharing it with nobody! I've kept it safe all this time to give back to you.
It's yours
Whenever you are at CSF again

 

[JP83]

I ain't sharing it with nobody! I've kept it safe all this time to give back to you.
It's yours
Whenever you are at CSF again

In that case, maybe a shrine in your boot? Just a printed picture of me, next to the mallet. Maybe some rose petals, etc.

 

[Flat Eric]

In that case, maybe a shrine in your boot? Just a printed picture of me, next to the mallet. Maybe some rose petals, etc.

Can someone print a picture for me?
I only have access to printer at work and that would raise some eyebrows

 

[Krarl]

I can edit something up

Someone please pm me the fattest pic of JP ever next to the skinniest, for we shall have "the mallet that makes people thin"🤣🤣

 

[JP83]

I can edit something up

Someone please pm me the fattest pic of JP ever next to the skinniest, for we shall have "the mallet that makes people thin"🤣🤣

Hit up my Instagram, fam.

@Yorkshire Pudding

"Ladies, JP can hammer you thin" etc, etc.

 

[DaveDreads]

Hit up my Instagram, fam.

@Yorkshire Pudding

"Ladies, JP can hammer you thin" etc, etc.

Wasn't it the group photo at the wedding that was the catalyst?
I think I remember you saying seeing yourself next to your thin mates made you realise how big you'd got.

 

[JP83]

Wasn't it the group photo at the wedding that was the catalyst?
I think I remember you saying seeing yourself next to your thin mates made you realise how big you'd got.

It was actually getting back from @RyG 's wedding reception to the news that one of my colleagues (an equally big guy who is about 10 years older than me) was in hospital after a massive stroke. I changed my eating habits that next day and started walking the next weekend.
I did find a hilarious photo of @dann2707 and @Steven103 both inside my massive suit jacket though a few days later 🤣

 

[DaveDreads]

You've done well mate, biggest weight loss of anyone i've ever known, I was heading the same way until I knocked daily drinking on the head and got a job that regularly see's me doing 12 hours of constant walking, who knew just mooching about keeps you fit.

 

[Ben]

Is it just the northerners that are camping?

 

[dann2707]

Is it just the northerners that are camping?

I'm in Derbyshire and camping so midlanders too I guess 😂

 

[Krarl]

Is it just the northerners that are camping?

Pretty much, Southerners can't hack it bless em. @dann2707 is still a northerner at heart, he bought a £100 Polo to run on veg oil

Change my mind🤣

 

[Clio_fool]

Are any of the soft southerners camping?

Dunno mate 🤷‍♂️.

 

[dann2707]

Pretty much, Southerners can't hack it bless em. @dann2707 is still a northerner at heart, he bought a £100 Polo to run on veg oil

Change my mind🤣

Me driving past that Shell near my house everyday

 

[Flat Eric]

Ye few of us from Midlands camping.
It'll be good

 

[Cads]

I’m a big southern softy, but camping. 👍

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

I'll sit outside someone's tent, untill I go to the hotel. Does that class as camping?

 

[Krarl]

I'll sit outside someone's tent, untill I go to the hotel. Does that class as camping?

You are camp

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

You are camp

See you next week, big boy x

 

[Gavin.]

We still on the decks @Sunglasses_Ron? Looking forward to beers and tune.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

We still on the decks @Sunglasses_Ron? Looking forward to beers and tune.

definitely mate

 

[RustyMojo]

I’m camping and Southern, albeit it sounds like I’m the token southerner!

 

[MarkCup]

My CSF starts this weekend, crawling all over the Cayman setting up cameras to catch all you slow ass drivers as I balletically carve my way through on track.

I am so f***ing excited. Mad really. I'm 52 and nursing one just because I'm heading to a field to see some 20 year internet friends I've never actually met for real for real for real.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

My CSF starts this weekend, crawling all over the Cayman setting up cameras to catch all you slow ass drivers as I balletically carve my way through on track.

I am so f***ing excited. Mad really. I'm 52 and nursing one just because I'm heading to a field to see some 20 year internet friends I've never actually met for real for real for real.

I reckon this is going to be the best one so far.

 

[Louis]

My CSF starts this weekend, crawling all over the Cayman setting up cameras to catch all you slow ass drivers as I balletically carve my way through on track.

I am so f***ing excited. Mad really. I'm 52 and nursing one just because I'm heading to a field to see some 20 year internet friends I've never actually met for real for real for real.

Will you have a stand where we get to try on your gloves?

 

[JP83]

I’m camping and Southern, albeit it sounds like I’m the token southerner!

@Gus and crew camp, and I would usually use the back of the S-Max when I'm there.

I think Gus counts as Southern as he's from Oxford, but he's also Swedish so technically the most Northern out of everyone on here?

 

[JB21]

My CSF starts this weekend, crawling all over the Cayman setting up cameras to catch all you slow ass drivers as I balletically carve my way through on track.

Just make sure your front camera is set up in full HD to capture objects disappearing into the distance 😉

 

[dann2707]

My CSF starts this weekend, crawling all over the Cayman setting up cameras to catch all you slow ass drivers as I balletically carve my way through on track.

I am so f***ing excited. Mad really. I'm 52 and nursing one just because I'm heading to a field to see some 20 year internet friends I've never actually met for real for real for real.

No way are you 52! You look way younger like 50

 

[DaveDreads]

The place is going to be filled with mechanics and tools, am I taking the piss if I bring a load of parts and blag people to help me modify my Golf?

 

[Krarl]

The place is going to be filled with mechanics and tools, am I taking the piss if I bring a load of parts and blag people to help me modify my Golf?

Yes, we'll need a tetanus booth and it's too short notice for the hazardous items squad

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

By modify, do you mean fix?

 

[Louis]

By modify, do you mean fix?

He means clean

 

[DaveDreads]

All of the above.

 

[Sir_Dave]

I’m the token southerner!

Im in Hampshire; 210 miles each way to Blyton 🤣 Am also camping!

 

[Stefan.]

Im in Hampshire; 210 miles each way to Blyton 🤣 Am also camping!

In the back of the m3?

 

[GiT]

66 mile round trip for me - I'm 4 roads away lmao

 

[Flat Eric]

If we playing that game
120 miles each way for me.
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