enjoy your drinks mate. icant for medical reasons so ...
I couldn't even find my car the last time I got hammered with everyone, so they'll be no drifting from me,
there may be some puking though.
Eh, where you coming from the Outer Hebrides?
You live 20 minutes from my house ffs and it's only an hour and a bit to Duxford from here.
Just think how rubbish they going to feel in the morning.
I'm actually going to make an effort to hunt people out this year seeing as everyone went all pussy last year and didn't dare talk to me in person
Just spoke about my shiiiit back on here
Vultures
I don't expect much tbh
But I'm determined to speak to more people this time
haha tbh you'll find all the non drinkers pritty darn easy. aswell as the ones that actaully want to talk to you.Just think how rubbish they going to feel in the morning.
I'm actually going to make an effort to hunt people out this year seeing as everyone went all pussy last year and didn't dare talk to me in person
Just spoke about my shiiiit back on here
Vultures
Luke, either or, I'm not fussy. One way or another I'll be getting inebriated.
Drunk on duty FTW!
1. i own a dirty slow diesel that struggles to keep up with the dog kennel.
2. all the maps iv looked at online say its near 2 hours from my adress lol.
either way you'll be there before iv even got going
Drunk on duty FTW!
Being your baton.
Thought that's standard for you met boys?
Taser FTW!
Taser FTW!
Everything's faster than the dog kennel at the moment, bloody thing doesn't work.
With a bit of luck i'll be showing up in an Impreza Wagon,
so I won't have any problems getting some kip as they're bigger inside than some flats i've lived in,
bringing your own bedroom FTW!!!
Room for a guest ??? wink wink
Are you taser trained then?! Even better.
Batons more up close and personal though.
Leave the CS spray at home though.
Bagsy a go on that?
If you let me taser a few people then yeah no problem.
haha the thought of you being let loose with taser scares the s**t out of me
The barbs will get caught on his dreads anyway. He will taser himself.
haha tbh you'll find all the non drinkers pritty darn easy. aswell as the ones that actaully want to talk to you.
will warn you, convo's with me dont last long as im crap at keeping one going tbf!
will warn you, convo's with me dont last long as im crap at keeping one going tbf!
I'm just laughing at the thought of Dave staggering around pissed out of his head in a field at 3am trying to taser someone lol
Same with you and sex, no?
You may need to use it on me if I pass out again like last year.
Check out the Jedi thumb over the beer so I don't spill it.
Same with you and sex, no?
I'll try and stay concious for longer this time, if it wasn't for the photos i'd have no clue what went on,
I had a bit of a blackout and only remember about 10% of the night. lol