Based on how stupid the general public are, I want to read a thread "Funniest thing you have been asked by a customer.."
You get loads at halfords.
Customer: Hi id like a headlight bulb
Me: Okay sir what car is it for
Customer: Ford escort
Me: what year is the car?
Customer: 2003
Me: are you sure?
customer: yes
me: well the escort was replaced in 1998 for the focus
Customer: Well I must have a private plate
Me: okay whats the registration number
customer: xx03 xxx
Me: Okay thats come back to a ford focuse
customer: no its an escort, get me your manager
Me: ofcourse hang on a second
Manager: How can I help sir
Customer: this boy is telling me my car is a focus not an escort
Manager: thats odd sir, is your car parked outside so i can take a look
Manager, myself and the customer walk out, he points at a green focus
Manager: but sir that is a ford focus
Customer: no its not
Me: yes it even says it on the back
Customer: no its a special edition ford escort focus
me: oooookay
Manager: ooooooookkay
Me: either way it looks like a H7 bulb, would you like it fitted
Customer: im not letting you incompetant baboons do it
Me: okay sir not a problem
He buys the bulb, then 30 minutes later
Customer: i bought this bulb of you before and you gave me the wrong one.
Me: really? how odd, bring in the old one.
Customer: i Cant get it out
Me: so how do you know its wrong
customer: it wont fit
Me: maybe theres another bulb in the way?
Customer: I know but i cant get it out
Me: so you want it fitting?
Customer: no i need the right bulb
Me: okay sir il take a look
Get outside and all covers and clips are still on after a minute or 2 i have the bulb in my hand
Me: its the same bulb, were you just trying to get one of the baboons to make up for your mistake
Customer: No its not right
Me: okay il let you finish then sir
further 30 minutes later he comes back in
Customer: the service in this shop is dreadfull, can i have the number for your customer services
Me: sure sir its xxxxxxxxx
he snatches and walks off, moral of the story is, just because you repeat yourself, doesnt make you right.