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Funniest Thing You Have Been Told By A Dealer...



Craig

ClioSport Club Member
  4 wheels
when i was selling my import 172. went to a dealer who didnt know it was. to see if he would buy it he was looking around it then comes out with its a import isnt it so
i say yes. then he goes i can tell
me. how.
dealer. cause its got different alloys
me its not there standard.
dealer. no there not.
me i can tell you now there standard
that went on for about 10 mins arguing about the alloys lol. didnt end up buying but boy was it funny arguing
 
  RS 182
What an amazing thread....

Holdcroft Renault, Stoke on Trent!!! Idiots they are there.

When i had a faulty cat on the 182 which i had already had replaced under waranty they told me as they have already done it once it will need to go to another approved renault dealer to be replaced under warranty they can only do it once.....hmmmm different lol

The first and last time I took my car into a Renault dealer was to them when my Air Con stoped working.

It took 2 trips for them to find the problem and a further 3 trips to put it right due to wrong parts or the wrong staff being in? :rolleyes:
 

Darren S

ClioSport Club Member
Me, going to the Parts Desk at Fiat and the bloke asking what car I had. "Punto GT Turbo" I responded and he flatly said that Fiat had never made a turbo version.

When I laughed and said they did, he got stern and stressed that they hadn't. Blokey's mate at the side of him sniggered and told him what the GT actually was.

Tool. And this is in the parts section. Dear god. :dapprove:

D.
 
Me, going to the Parts Desk at Fiat and the bloke asking what car I had. "Punto GT Turbo" I responded and he flatly said that Fiat had never made a turbo version.

When I laughed and said they did, he got stern and stressed that they hadn't. Blokey's mate at the side of him sniggered and told him what the GT actually was.

Tool. And this is in the parts section. Dear god. :dapprove:

D.

haha. Thats a good one.

I really dont know where some of these dealers get their staff from. :rolleyes:
 
  Facelift R53 Cooper S
Ford garage,

tdci diesel is almost as quick as the ST :banghead:

which garage was that?

as i was told something similar by Allen Ford in Coventry

i wanted to test drive a zetec S TDCI, but they didn't have one so let me take out an ST as apprently it was similar????? :S :nono:

i wasn't complaining at the time as i got ago in the ST, but the bloke was talking crap!
 

TeZ

  Non RS : (
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

FPML shows they no there stuff LOL
 

TeZ

  Non RS : (
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

You will have no trouble with our electrics and out Belts are cheap
 
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

All these kids that put different springs on their cars are just prats, don't they know Renault spent millions in developing the suspension on the Sports and they think putting these lowering springs will make it any better.
 

ForceIndia

ClioSport Club Member
  Gentlemans spec 200
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

"Sir, your brakes are approx 50% worn". Right, the brakes Fred put on for me yesterday. The new ones. Hmmmmm
 

TeZ

  Non RS : (
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

Hi im steve i wear a suit and im gonna sell your soul to reno
 
  Not a Clio anymore.....
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

After leaving it with them for a day for a blowing exhaust.....

'Your whole manifold and downpipe needs replacing....that will be £500 please'

I got a 2nd opinion. Turned out it was a £25 gasket needing changing. Robbin' bar stewards!
 
  172
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

After leaving it with them for a day for a blowing exhaust.....

'Your whole manifold and downpipe needs replacing....that will be £500 please'

I got a 2nd opinion. Turned out it was a £25 gasket needing changing. Robbin' bar stewards!

thats shocking
 
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dick

Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

this thread has been done before...
 
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dick

Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

where the fk is the report post button then
 

Tom

ClioSport Club Member
  EV (s)
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

< ?

Ive done it already, you arent allowed to say repost.
 
  Clio 182 Trophy 047/500
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

I took my car into Renault the other week to book it in for a 24k service.

The guy behind the desk told me that my car would be out of warranty know, confused I asked him why and he proceeded to list all of the things that I have done to the car ie,

Twin Exhaust, Alloys, Lowering, Body Kit, Seats. I turned around to him and told him that the car was standard, and his response was "There is no way Renault would do that to a clio it looks dreadfull". Oh how I laughed when I walked out and got back into my car after telling the service manger that he should really look at employing staff who have not just arrived from the zoo.
 
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

Not from my local dealer, but:

"No sir, the auxiliary belt does not need to be changed on 172's until the 72k service"

:banghead:
 

DrR

ClioSport Club Member
  VW Golf GTD
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

The clio 172 has no lower grille
 
  RenaultSport clio 172 CUP
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

Not from my local dealer, but:

"No sir, the auxiliary belt does not need to be changed on 172's until the 72k service"

:banghead:

I got this one.


Clueless take mine to a small independent specialist now.
 
  Racing blue 182 turbo :-)
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

It says 72k in book hmmm
 
  2001 Ph1 172
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

sir what size is the engine in your 172? Doest it have aircon? (t**t) is a ph1!
 
  C-VXR, T8 Map 220BHP
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

Reno "you need new rear discs and pads. and both bearing have goine too. £ 600"

me "oh you mean what you replaced 4 weeks ago......and oh yes i still have the recipt in my jacket pocket" (produces a sales invoice for said work)

Reno "what colour is yours"

Me "didnt you see it"

reno go away and say they "got mine mix up with another clio on the ramps".

last time i set foot in a reno place.
 
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

Not from my local dealer, but:

"No sir, the auxiliary belt does not need to be changed on 172's until the 72k service"

:banghead:

I got this one.


Clueless take mine to a small independent specialist now.

Me too. It was the previous owner who took it to a Renault dealership for the 36k. I had the 48k done at Rentec. Just glad I did'nt find out too late. Cannot believe how ignorant of their own servicing schedules they are! :mad:
 

riz

ClioSport Club Member
  Jaguar XFR
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

im not too sure whether the 182 came in blue with stripes on, i think it was just the press car, and i dont think a cup version was possible!!!
 
  182cup & 172 racecar
Re: Best comment from your local Renault dealer ever

Morning,I've got a problem with my cup,it missfires in the mornings..................NEXT
 


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