The priest of a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept, in the hen house out the back of the parish manse. He had a c**k rooster and about ten hens.
One saturday night the c**k rooster went missing, believed stolen, so hed decided to do something about it at church the next morning.
At mass he asked the congregation.
?Has anybody got a c**k?? - All the men stood up.
?No, no? he said ?That wasn?t what I meant. Has anybody seen a c**k?? - All the women stood up.
?No, no? he said ?That wasn?t what I meant. Has anybody seen a c**k that doesn?t belong to them?? - Half he women stood up.
?No, No? He said ?That wasn?t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY c**k?? - ALL the nuns, three Altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
