I went for FK Streetsport things in the end, and I've been pleasantly surprised. The ride isn't any more uncomfortable so far but its so much more controlled in corners!
The thing that makes me laugh is just how angry people have been made by this. As far as I'm concerned it's just on some different wheels and been lowered a bit, and I really like it. Fair enough (like a few people have said) if you're not a fan, they are a bit different I guess since I've only seen 1 or 2 MK5's with them on. But it's not like I've stuck some mad garish things on there and bagged it. I've purposefully not gone too low, because I love driving the thing. I have a 4 day weekend now to tinker and play with it, and thats just half the fun to me. Maybe it would be more serious to you lot if you did something to your car and it wasn't perfect first time, but I've been doing this for a while now and if I didn't enjoy it the first time I wouldn't still be f**king around with suspension now, would I?