Grand Theft Auto V

[DB.]

I've done f**k all other that punch people, get a beard and chase after a goat up a mountain. Turns out it wasn't a goat, but a mountain lion. Didn't end well.

Theres wild lions?

 

[iain187]

Found a infernus. Tuned it. Parked it up to get clothes and there's people taking pics of it with they're phones lol!. Kortz centre is where I found it.

Lmao that's ace

 

[Snakey]

First thing I decided to do was climb the crane next to the car dealer (first missions), got to the top and tried to see if there was anyway of operating it. Pressed the wrong button and he hops over the f**king rail! Splat!

Went for a cable car ride to the top of the mountains, fell of the bike and was reduced to walking. Took a wrong path then very slowly rolled to my death... Wtf? Lol

 

[Reev]

Listen to the radio and read emails for stocks tips. Made $100k this morning!

 

[mrc300]

Theres wild lions?

Mountain cats, if you go up the mountain make sure you have a gun handy. They kill you quite easily.

 

[Chili Red]

I bought the smg too, climbed up a big building and started picking people off. A few dead cops later and i've got a police helicopter on my ass. I managed to shoot it down and shortly after i had another one. Queue a SWAT team rapelling down rope from another helicopter to kick my ass. I jumped off the building - those c**ts were'n't taking me alive.

LOL, Thelma & Louise style!



Can't wait to get back and play this tonight. It's much easier to avoid the police in this one, no more Pay n Sprays!

 

[Cookie]

I'm up to the torture thing now

No biggy.

 

[Reev]

I'm up to the torture thing now

No biggy.

Same here. Pretty nasty!

 

[geesus69]

Franklin's van got impounded, i paid to get it released, then proceeded to leave it in the cop shop car park.

What do we think the chances are the establishment will impound it again?

 

[tanker]

Just rocked into my local tesco express and physically bought a copy! Who would of thought it! Looking forward to getting on it!

 

[Gally]

I wanna make money on stocks! Need suits ffs!

Going to have to watch that video later!

 

[martynzs]

I just wanna go home and play

 

[banther]

Gonna stop checking this thread for a while - need to catch up!

Big sesh tonight. Beers in, tea already cooking (slow cooker), herbal supplements pre-prepared. Lets go!

 

[iain187]

Sounds like you can get rich pretty quick without resorting to a life of crime

 

[LIL B]

Anyone created a "Crew" yet?

 

[AK]

Anyone created a "Crew" yet?

Scutch has. Drop him a PM.

 

[Ray Gin]

I've created a SWET crew for PS3'ers, search --SWET--

 

[LIL B]

Scutch has. Drop him a PM.

Same.

 

[Euan94]

Do crews have limited spaces in them?

 

[Scutch]

The 360 crew is CS Elite and the tag is A316.

Join up, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is your nan, so dead pan. Bit sweet isn't it? I prefer a flan.

 

[geesus69]

ok so ifruit has sent me a notification saying chop is thirsty, but it won't let me sign in to give him some water!

anyone else still having trouble logging into ifruit?

edit: seems as though the whole world is having trouble with it :clown:

 

[Reev]

I like how each of the characters has their own selection of clothes to purchase in each of the stores. Franklin has some absolutely haggard, Will.i.am looking things in Ponsonbys though.

 

[Rob]

Had a couple of truly epic moments on this so far.

On the recycling mission upon escape I managed to end up in the car in a lake with a car full of badmanz, they all had to swim out, so we did, I took down the cops that pulled up, loaded them in the car, and legged it again. They complained for a good minute about being soaking. Awesome.

Also lept off the cable car on a bike, feeling full baller, didn't realise I had to exit the bike to deploy the parachute, figured it out last minute lept of the bike, shoot deployed but all I managed was to slightly reduce the splat.

 

[banther]

How do the crews work?

So stuff we do in the game is automatically uploaded to the crew?? Dont get it.

 

[AK]

I haven't found a cable cart yet. Haven't really been anywhere other than where the early missions have guided me TBH.

 

[Adam.P]

All I want to do is go home and start playing

 

[Cookie]

The helicopters are an absolute c**t to fly

 

[Jonnio]

Worse than IV?

 

[Sam]

I'm going to hammer this game tonight.

Was class last night but was knackered after work. Feeling revived now and ready to play!!

 

[Cookie]

Much, much worse. The flight school makes you do 2 helicopter things and the timings seem to be stupidly tight given the thing waves around like the real b*****d thing. Far too sim for my liking

 

[Andy93]

And I'm just here waiting for Postman Pat

 

[Ash']

That Chinese guy you get missions from makes me LOL. Don't know what property I should buy?!

 

[Cookie]

Going to throw my controller through a window /o\

Stupid f**king helicopter arsehole

 

[coleman]

And I'm just here waiting for Postman Pat

How did you order it?
I just strolled into tesco yesterday and picked a copy up.

 

[Adamm.]

Going to throw my controller through a window /o\

Stupid f**king helicopter arsehole

LOL.

 

[Cookie]

Evidently if you just try to go as fast as you can rather than being careful you have more luck

 

[Andy93]

How did you order it?
I just strolled into tesco yesterday and picked a copy up.

I'm waiting for my PS3 to turn up that I bought from Banther. I'll just download the game.

 

[Ray Gin]

If you come across a security van, shoot the back doors in the middle, easy money.

Still DRE on the radio

 

[Scutch]

If you come across a security van, shoot the back doors in the middle, easy money.

I can confirm that this works in real life too.

 

[Adamm.]

I want to playyy