Hey!! Another Newbie . . . :-)

[StevenMc29]

Hai. Has anyone told you about the newbie admin ritual?

:lolup:

 

[iimushroomzii]

Welcome, Its part of the Cliosport Terms and Conditions that female members must show pictures of thier knockers or they will not be accepted into the club......

 

[James.f]

^ isit,

were's Gem's post then haha .

 

[Will.]

Hello what do we have here...another fitty joining the cs gang? supose it makes up for yesterdays fail day

 

[iimushroomzii]

Search for it. Ask any of the girls

 

[Skinny]

You lot neeed to get laid.

 

[Needster]

Half of them probably haven't touched a girl, Skinny.

 

[iimushroomzii]

I did, once!

 

[Skinny]

Lucky boy.

 

[Revels]

I've never touched a girl.

Skinny, can I touch you?

 

[iimushroomzii]

I know, she didnt even slap me either!

 

[James.f]

Was she anychance your mom she did the same when i tried touching her:rasp:

 

[Poopensharten]

I'd fold them in tbh

 

[StevenMc29]

No crash helmet comments as of yet.Poor show

 

[Skinny]

I've never touched a girl.

Skinny, can I touch you?

£10 an hour dude. But i'm yours for free if the newbie joins in too.

 

[Needster]

I'll give you £3.50, Skinny. More than generous. £4.50 if Dan is included.

 

[Revels]

I'm only worth an extra pound?

 

[172.com]

Anni v2.0?

Still would.

 

[dajones]

welcome to CS im dan was there when u bought the car
matt will be along shortly?
good drive home?

 

[Needster]

I'm only worth an extra pound?

Sorry sweetie, make it £5.

 

[172.com]

Reminds me of a 'Bottom' scene.

I'll give you £3.50, Skinny. More than generous. £4.50 if Dan is included.

I'm only worth an extra pound?

ALRIGHT THEN £4!!!

 

[Skinny]

Sorry but...

[Theo Paphitis]I'm Out[/Theo Paphitis]

 

[172.com]

I knew it!

Time to collect my bets.

 

[LiL H x]

hi dan , yeah good drive home thanks, ant been out of it since i got it!!

Guna have shares in JET garage before long!! lol

God u lot are confusing!!!
ha ha

x

 

[Needster]

Reminds me of a 'Bottom' scene.



ALRIGHT THEN £4!!!

Oi!!! Dan, and... Skinny, are mine! You can join in for a tenner.

 

[172.com]

A skinny dude, a frenchman and a Susan Boyle lookalike...

Not worth a tenner tbh.

 

[Ian]

welcome to CS im dan was there when u bought the car
matt will be along shortly?
good drive home?

Is this Iridium's F1 then Dan?

Welcome to CS Hayley.

 

[Skinny]

PMSL at susan boyle look alike. 2truee.

 

[Revels]

Needy, can we replace Skinny with the .com? I prefer his face.

hi dan , yeah good drive home thanks, ant been out of it since i got it!!

Guna have shares in JET garage before long!! lol

God u lot are confusing!!!
ha ha

x

Would you like me to come round and explain things for you?

Just one of the services I offer as your friendly Admin member.

 

[Needster]

A skinny dude, a frenchman and a Susan Boyle lookalike...

Not worth a tenner tbh.

Don't talk about the n00b like that! Pffft. Bully!

Needy, can we replace Skinny with the .com? I prefer his face.

Just one of the services I offer as your friendly CS Shark.

Sure we can baby, I prefer .com too.

 

[dajones]

i think matt had shares in tesco for it lmao think it cost him a fiver each time from home to work then home lol

 

[Skinny]

Where was my admin introduction? I feel like i missed out.

 

[dajones]

Is this Iridium's F1 then Dan?

Welcome to CS Hayley.

yes it is ian i think matt said she knows about the lap?

 

[Revels]

Where was my admin introduction? I feel like i missed out.

When you look good in a low cut top, you'll get one. Ahem.

 

[Ian]

yes it is ian i think matt said she knows about the lap?

Woop, glad it's in the club.

Hayley if Matt hasn't already mentioned we would like this car to lead a parade at FCS this June if at all possible. I'm sure you'll have been informed already though.

 

[172.com]

Guna have shares in JET garage before long!! lol

Excuse me? Did you buy a 20-year-old Metro?

Don't talk about the n00b like that! Pffft. Bully!

LOL. She sure can sing though!

 

[Needster]

LOL. She sure can sing though!

Could always put a paper bag over her head I suppose.

 

[172.com]

That's mean...



















I'll just hit it from behind.

 

[Needster]

Your call... Bureet.

 

[m4rkie23]

what have I missed?

edit - oh HAI!!!!!!!!

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