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Ideas and Suggestions for CSF22
- Thread starter Sunglasses_Ron
- Start date
Glamping tents for hire, might not be the biggest mark up for CS as a company, but could be a nice option to offer to families, couples or swingers.
Quick Google search shows most marquee companies hire them out.
Quick Google search shows most marquee companies hire them out.
Ol’ Tarby
ClioSport Moderator
Clio 220 Trophy
Good shout that tbf
I'd hire one just so we had somewhere dry to get wasted if it rains, plus anyone that gets proper f*cked can just crash on the floor.
Ol’ Tarby
ClioSport Moderator
Clio 220 Trophy
You know that big massive marquee we have every year, Dave.....
EFA
Yeah but we're in the clique so you know, members only, I don't want to associate with the weirdo's of this club, they all dress strange and have stupid haircuts.
F31 35d, Berlingo Na
Cheers
Didn't we have that couple turn up demanding a power source for their vibrator only to go home in the morning because of the chaos on the Friday night? @Dr HMS Derv Destroyer will correct me if I'm wrong....Can't expect families etc to stay the night with the shenanigans half of us get up to
Krarl
ClioSport Club Member
Is that the same one that bitched and moaned all day because a certain group of people were having too much of a laugh and @DaveDreads was smoking the cuban cabbage👀🤣🤫
Can't expect families etc to stay the night with the shenanigans half of us get up to
They were f*cking doomed the moment they pitched their tent between us and the Scots, you'd probably have a better nights sleep on the hard shoulder of the M6.
Can't expect families etc to stay the night with the shenanigans half of us get up to
Yep just me, only me, definitely no one else was on the funny fags.
Krarl
ClioSport Club Member
You wouldn't know Dave, you had 3 puffs of a pipe and then slipped into something more comfortable... like a coma 😂
Robbie Corbett
ClioSport Club Member
None of this thread is selling the event to me.
So far:
1. Theres no bar
2. Mostly blokes
3. Multiple people are getting bummed
4. Some bloke call Dave is going to be walking round smoking crack out of a shoe
5. Barely anyone will have a Clio.
While what it takes to sell a ticket to me (others may want different things from life, but I'm simple) is the promise of (in order):
1. Turn up somewhere with toilets and not be immediately bummed
2. Not see Kyle getting milked like a cow
3. Do some track
4. Drink beer
5. Eat ice cream if its hot
6. Drink beer
7. Not get bummed
8. stumble over to a man in a van making and selling pizza
9. Talk s**t with people
10. Not be forced to dance with a load of blokes
11. Drink more beer
12. Stumble to bed
13. Wake up alone in my tent with an intact sphincter
14. Go home and tell her the oil and gas conference was a success.
Now, we can sub in a few bits and bobs but I think beer, pizza and track time are the standouts for me - bumming is something we could potentially negotiate on.
Is the club not absolutely loaded with gold after not having an event for 2 years? Is there not the option to buy beer and grub onsite? I thought lots of companies basically offer their services for free on the condition that they sell enough.... which given the substances/gym threads suggest the club is basically full of lardy alcoholic drug addicts.
Now I've never been before so I'm sorry if the above is all standard practice anyway.
So far:
1. Theres no bar
2. Mostly blokes
3. Multiple people are getting bummed
4. Some bloke call Dave is going to be walking round smoking crack out of a shoe
5. Barely anyone will have a Clio.
While what it takes to sell a ticket to me (others may want different things from life, but I'm simple) is the promise of (in order):
1. Turn up somewhere with toilets and not be immediately bummed
2. Not see Kyle getting milked like a cow
3. Do some track
4. Drink beer
5. Eat ice cream if its hot
6. Drink beer
7. Not get bummed
8. stumble over to a man in a van making and selling pizza
9. Talk s**t with people
10. Not be forced to dance with a load of blokes
11. Drink more beer
12. Stumble to bed
13. Wake up alone in my tent with an intact sphincter
14. Go home and tell her the oil and gas conference was a success.
Now, we can sub in a few bits and bobs but I think beer, pizza and track time are the standouts for me - bumming is something we could potentially negotiate on.
Is the club not absolutely loaded with gold after not having an event for 2 years? Is there not the option to buy beer and grub onsite? I thought lots of companies basically offer their services for free on the condition that they sell enough.... which given the substances/gym threads suggest the club is basically full of lardy alcoholic drug addicts.
Now I've never been before so I'm sorry if the above is all standard practice anyway.
riz
ClioSport Club Member
Jaguar XFR
Only if success is charted In relation to your salary.
Robbie Corbett
ClioSport Club Member
But what I'd love most of all is to turn up and have my grammar and spelling corrected in real time, like you were living in a forum.
Jokes aside - sounds like a good laugh, look forward to putting some faces to names blah etc.
Jokes aside - sounds like a good laugh, look forward to putting some faces to names blah etc.
Krarl
ClioSport Club Member
I cannot disclose if I will be milked or not
I live in the moment and if that's what the universe offers up then I don't like to disappoint
Edit: I don't moo but I can purr like a stroked walrus
I live in the moment and if that's what the universe offers up then I don't like to disappoint
Edit: I don't moo but I can purr like a stroked walrus
V6 255, 172 cup, ph1
To be fair they've broken up now and he's back to being a normal reasonable bloke.
Go hang out with the Scottish lads, i'll give you a quid if you can understand anything after they've had a few Buckfasts.
Krarl
ClioSport Club Member
Was it our fault, were we the straw that broke the camels back?
V6 255, 172 cup, ph1
Wasn't me! She's getting married in a fortnight I hear.
A Ninja Warrior course, i'd give that a go after a few beers.
Krarl
ClioSport Club Member
What about one of those punch high score or kick high score machines?
So we can bully the f**king pussies that fail to get decent numbers
So we can bully the f**king pussies that fail to get decent numbers
Ol’ Tarby
ClioSport Moderator
Clio 220 Trophy
Krarl
ClioSport Club Member
Only because you're a big pudding that can't lift one half of a 1.2 engine🤣 (that you probably still have)
Ol’ Tarby
ClioSport Moderator
Clio 220 Trophy
Can you come and dispose of it for me please
Getting up the inflatable slide was hard enough 😂.
I don't know why i'm suggesting anything, i've only ever drank, smoked and blasted round the track at CSF, not necessarily in that order though.
Robbie Corbett
ClioSport Club Member
Is it normally only Clios on track or what ever you bring?
It's a mix of cars. There's usually a couple of clios on though.
I need to bring the Volvo (and myself) up one year.
It's always a great mix of all kind of cars, i've been taken out in some mad stuff, it's a track day you can bring what you like.
Liamm
ClioSport Club Member
Not anymore
Just managed to get my Corsa in the background there!
I remember it getting a bit windy and my gazebo folding in half and landing on someone's roof! Think one side was tied to the building aswell 😂
F31 35d, Berlingo Na
By mad stuff are you referring to a 1 litre turbo fiesta? 🤣
Mr Underhill
ClioSport Club Member
Top Trumps 😂
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