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Ideas and Suggestions for CSF22



Brigsy

ClioSport Club Member
  Kangoo 172cup
I normally do the fast pizza run on the evening, if anybody wants in collar me at some point. Cant wait for the next cs festival
 

DaveDreads

aka Philomena Cunk aka Barry Shitpeas
ClioSport Club Member
I'd hire one just so we had somewhere dry to get wasted if it rains, plus anyone that gets proper f*cked can just crash on the floor.
 

Filters

Wales - South
ClioSport Area Rep
Glamping tents for hire, might not be the biggest mark up for CS as a company, but could be a nice option to offer to families, couples or swingers.

Quick Google search shows most marquee companies hire them out.
:ROFLMAO: Didn't we have that couple turn up demanding a power source for their vibrator only to go home in the morning because of the chaos on the Friday night? @Dr HMS Derv Destroyer will correct me if I'm wrong....

Can't expect families etc to stay the night with the shenanigans half of us get up to :ROFLMAO:
 
:ROFLMAO: Didn't we have that couple turn up demanding a power source for their vibrator only to go home in the morning because of the chaos on the Friday night? @Dr HMS Derv Destroyer will correct me if I'm wrong....

Can't expect families etc to stay the night with the shenanigans half of us get up to :ROFLMAO:
Is that the same one that bitched and moaned all day because a certain group of people were having too much of a laugh and @DaveDreads was smoking the cuban cabbage👀🤣🤫
 

DaveDreads

aka Philomena Cunk aka Barry Shitpeas
ClioSport Club Member
:ROFLMAO: Didn't we have that couple turn up demanding a power source for their vibrator only to go home in the morning because of the chaos on the Friday night? @Dr HMS Derv Destroyer will correct me if I'm wrong....

Can't expect families etc to stay the night with the shenanigans half of us get up to :ROFLMAO:
They were f*cking doomed the moment they pitched their tent between us and the Scots, you'd probably have a better nights sleep on the hard shoulder of the M6.
Is that the same one that bitched and moaned all day because a certain group of people were having too much of a laugh and @DaveDreads was smoking the cuban cabbage👀🤣🤫
Yep just me, only me, definitely no one else was on the funny fags.
 

Touring_Rob

ClioSport Club Member
None of this thread is selling the event to me.

So far:

1. Theres no bar
2. Mostly blokes
3. Multiple people are getting bummed
4. Some bloke call Dave is going to be walking round smoking crack out of a shoe
5. Barely anyone will have a Clio.


While what it takes to sell a ticket to me (others may want different things from life, but I'm simple) is the promise of (in order):

1. Turn up somewhere with toilets and not be immediately bummed
2. Not see Kyle getting milked like a cow
3. Do some track
4. Drink beer
5. Eat ice cream if its hot
6. Drink beer
7. Not get bummed
8. stumble over to a man in a van making and selling pizza
9. Talk s**t with people
10. Not be forced to dance with a load of blokes
11. Drink more beer
12. Stumble to bed
13. Wake up alone in my tent with an intact sphincter
14. Go home and tell her the oil and gas conference was a success.

Now, we can sub in a few bits and bobs but I think beer, pizza and track time are the standouts for me - bumming is something we could potentially negotiate on.

Is the club not absolutely loaded with gold after not having an event for 2 years? Is there not the option to buy beer and grub onsite? I thought lots of companies basically offer their services for free on the condition that they sell enough.... which given the substances/gym threads suggest the club is basically full of lardy alcoholic drug addicts.

Now I've never been before so I'm sorry if the above is all standard practice anyway.
 

DaveDreads

aka Philomena Cunk aka Barry Shitpeas
ClioSport Club Member
But what I'd love most of all is to turn up and have my grammar and spelling corrected in real time, like you were living in a forum.

Jokes aside - sounds like a good laugh, look forward to putting some faces to names blah etc.
Go hang out with the Scottish lads, i'll give you a quid if you can understand anything after they've had a few Buckfasts.
 

DaveDreads

aka Philomena Cunk aka Barry Shitpeas
ClioSport Club Member
I don't know why i'm suggesting anything, i've only ever drank, smoked and blasted round the track at CSF, not necessarily in that order though.
 

rs 1an

South East - Essex
ClioSport Area Rep
  172
Perhaps a free entry event to members, with their Cliosport, North Weald would be good, no sore bum driving on motorways in your track prepped car and no sleeping in a greenhouse. Im happy with Brians tent and a bbq/burger for lunch. Happy days
 


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