Lets take the Jaaaaaaaag

[JD]

Shiny leather. We need that detailing day @TheEvilGiraffe @Rob

 

[Waitey]

Shiny leather. We need that detailing day @TheEvilGiraffe @Rob

Sunday?

 

[JD]

Sunday?

Perhaps.

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

Sunday?

Perhaps.

Whenwherewhywhathow ?

 

[Rob]

Going to be hungover to a point where I don't know if I'd function, but it's a possibility

Next weekend is better

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

Sat looks stinking hot - Sunday looks to be wet currently......

 

[Waitey]

JD is busy fixing his wobbly wheels on Saturday.....

 

[Chili Red]

Love that car!

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

So .. @JD @Waitey .. What's occourin'.....

Yay or nay this weekend boys ?

 

[Waitey]

So .. @JD @Waitey .. What's occourin'.....

Yay or nay this weekend boys ?

I'm free tomorrow and Sunday, I doubt @JD is, @Rob will be asleep too.

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

I'm free tomorrow and Sunday, I doubt @JD is, @Rob will be asleep too.

Forget Rob.. He'll only turn up late /drunk / or on a motorbike again. The girl.

Pick up JD and waft through town to mine.

Check the weather.. Sat looks good and wench is out.

 

[Waitey]

Where is yours? PM me if you don't want the weirdos on here sending you used condoms again. @TheEvilGiraffe

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

Where is yours? PM me if you don't want the weirdos on here sending you used condoms again. @TheEvilGiraffe

FAO of @Waitey : FYI information I have sent PM message to your inbox.

Over.

 

[MarkCup]

For your information information?

 

[JD]

For your information information?

Deliberate one suspects. Like FAO of.

 

[Waitey]

Polish @JD and the NBA star @Cookie

 

[Gally]

Parked up like council folk!

 

[Scrooge]

Love the KIA

 

[Waitey]

Parked up like council folk!

We were in Essex....

I burnt a hole in his grass trying to get up there. Then they put Hydro 2 on my car and ruined it...

After that we all sat round the skip with stupid hats on drinking beer like gypsies. @Rob

 

[JD]

 

[Rob]

We were in Essex....

I burnt a hole in his grass trying to get up there. Then they put Hydro 2 on my car and ruined it...

After that we all sat round the skip with stupid hats on drinking beer like gypsies. @Rob

The hats made it tbh. I need a jag :-(

 

[Gally]

Hydro2 on the car? In the sun? I have a sudden feeling of deja vu.

 

[Waitey]

Hydro2 on the car? In the sun? I have a sudden feeling of deja vu.

It gets better. Rather then letting me dry it with a towel, I was told to drive it dry, my bonnet gets very very hot. Baked that s**t on!

 

[Mr R.]

Flol.

Bunch of clown's.

 

[Gally]

FLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! You girls do make me laugh, I remember when people used to PM @JD for detailing advice...

Just tears!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Scrooge]

Flol!! Oh dear! Have to buff it off?

 

[Cookie]

Flol!! Oh dear! Have to buff it off?

Wasn't just buffing, I don't think there's too much lacquer left on the Jag from the force it took to get the residue off on the bonnet

 

[Waitey]

Flol!! Oh dear! Have to buff it off?

I can't move my arms today. Thats just how much buffing happened.

 

[Scrooge]

The jag deserves a proper semi perm sealant on it tbh!

 

[Mr R.]

Should have let the polish wash it.

 

[JD]

Should have let the polish wash it.

Don't worry, their TFR will remove it pre this weekend, isn't that right @Waitey

 

[Mr R.]

I can't move my arms today. Thats just how much buffing happened.

Could have used my DA, oh well.

 

[Rob]

Could have used my DA, oh well.

We had many DA's. The issue was he'd parked it miles away post his high speed run with terrance and couldn't be bothered to move it closer. So we had a go by hand.

 

[Gally]

Did you have the pressure washer hooked up?

 

[Gally]

It sounds like a class for special school detailing...

 

[Waitey]

Don't worry, their TFR will remove it pre this weekend, isn't that right @Waitey

Yeah £5 will fix it.....

@gally we had all the gear. Just zero f***s.

 

[Gally]

Lols at being too lazy too move it! Proper day of fun!

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

So glad there's no photos of us sat in front of the neighbours skip like something out of King of the Hill..

JD and his silly voodoo car cleaning shizzle.
Make the drying towel wet to make the wet car drier.

Whatever next.

 

[JD]

So glad there's no photos of us sat in front of the neighbours skip like something out of King of the Hill..

JD and his silly voodoo car cleaning shizzle.
Make the drying towel wet to make the wet car drier.

Whatever next.

That van driver was hilarious. A very clear "look at those w*****s" to his wife as he drove passed.
@gally, so effing bored of what should be an easy product. Clearly too hot, reacts with anything other than their own products, needs drying off... so much for a touchless drying aid...

 

[Gally]

So glad there's no photos of us sat in front of the neighbours skip like something out of King of the Hill..

JD and his silly voodoo car cleaning shizzle.
Make the drying towel wet to make the wet car drier.

Whatever next.

I remember telling my boss I was going to dry his car with a hose... looked at me like I was thee devil incarnate!