My keys can be anywhere, in my bedroom, in the living room etc, no way am i gonna put them on show so coz of the worry about them dragging me outta bed etc.
I keep a 3ft machette under my bed and a baseball bat, so anyone want's my keys, they better have a gun on them coz I don't give a toss about all this "it's not worth dying for" etc, ANYONE even breathes over my front door and they are having it full force!!!!!!
I got approached by 2 guys a few years ago for my scooby wrx sti....one of them said "gimme your keys" and I know you lot are gonna say i was silly and a wannabe hero etc blah blah, but I said "wot, you having a laugh?"
He then raged "gimmie your FCUKING keys or i'll do yuh"
"go on then, coz u aint having my keys"
they just walked off.
Fook that it's the bloody principal of the thing, it's my property (yes i know it's only property and not as valuable as life, yadda yadda) and they aint 'aving fook all off me.
Matt