Strangest PX offers

[joe81]

Just sold my cup tonight to a nice guy who'll take good care of her, gutted i had to sell her, but thats life...

Anyway, I advertised her on Pistonheads, and just wondered what other weird and wonderful offers people have had for their cars, heres mine.

TEXT - I hate them

sin yer car 4 sale, u wanna swop 4 a 2001 206 hdi, and cash your way.

ME: Not really I want a cash sale, but feel free to make me an exact offer, (you never know I cuda done well out of it)

GUY: Thought my car and 500 quid, (I now think no thanks)

Guy: (New Text) but I would keep the nitrous that has just been fitted!

WTF as if NOS in a 206 diesel, you can stick that up yer backside

Couldn't believe it:clown:

 

[DrR]

Lol the 2 cars i have sold have been bought by the first person to phone me!

 

[Scoot]

When selling my 331 bhp corsa turbo on pistonheads i got someone asking me if i wanted to swap it for an orange full body kitted magazine featured punto, to which i replied no im not a homosexual

 

[kev182cup]

Wasn't a part ex but I was selling my corsa sxi for 4200 which was already cheap cos I wanted a quick sale and some guy rang and said would I take 3 for cash, I replied nooooo, he replied well I can only afford to pay 3 as I said then you can't afford my car then can ya muppit. LOL

 

[The Chubby Pirate]

Its the ones that say "Ive seen one closer by for cheaper..."

Oh well in that case have mine for free, and here, bang the missus while i sign up the paper work.. ffs!

Buyer's, no your limits!

 

[joe81]

Its the ones that say "Ive seen one closer by for cheaper..."

Oh well in that case have mine for free, and here, bang the missus while i sign up the paper work.. ffs!

Buyer's, no your limits!

PMSL

Too true, like it is'nt hard enougth sellin yer baby, you get some clown offerin you shite, day dream believers.......

 

[Daniel]

I have a MX5 up for sale for £2500 (which is cheap. I sold one 2 weeks agou for £3500).

Some conker just rang me offering an S reg Vectra 1.8 LS and £1000 cash.

Helmet.

 

[AlexS]

^^^^ MK1 Golf and a chewy for the MX?!

 

[Daniel]

Alex, please don't make me pm you insulting your mother.

 

[CrippsCorner]

Just sold my cup tonight to a nice guy who'll take good care of her, gutted i had to sell her, but thats life...

Anyway, I advertised her on Pistonheads, and just wondered what other weird and wonderful offers people have had for their cars, heres mine.

TEXT - I hate them

sin yer car 4 sale, u wanna swop 4 a 2001 206 hdi, and cash your way.

ME: Not really I want a cash sale, but feel free to make me an exact offer, (you never know I cuda done well out of it)

GUY: Thought my car and 500 quid, (I now think no thanks)

Guy: (New Text) but I would keep the nitrous that has just been fitted!

WTF as if NOS in a 206 diesel, you can stick that up yer backside

Couldn't believe it:clown:

I had the exact same guy message me! He's been trying to sell that for ages.

 

[Big Iain]

The ones that persist in askin about the car after you have told them its already gone I dont understand

 

[joe81]

I had the exact same guy message me! He's been trying to sell that for ages.

PMSL

Obviously has not got the message then, clearly he's been feedin the NOS directly to his brain!

The worst ones are how much pal?
3.5k
oh, will you take 2800?
No
oh, 3000 then?
No
3200?
No, now pee off and stop wastin my time, arse.

 

[AlexS]

Alex, please don't make me pm you insulting your mother.

LOL!

 

[Reyes]

lmfao.

 

[AlexS]

Ok then how much for cash?!

 

[Eckascliovalver]

lmao my dad is selling his x reg transit van just now, he recieved a text a couple of days ago saying:

hi, would you swap it for my gold 306, its a 2.0 and fast, black wolfrace wheels, lexarse lights etc clean car

Couldnt stop laughing can imagine my 41 year old dad driving it about :nono:

 

[cat171]

The ones that persist in askin about the car after you have told them its already gone I dont understand

Lol, i've had that before, i've even had some ask i've got another one !:S

Weirdo's !

 

[Djw Dave]

When i was selling my minty Uno T i had some one offer me a Fiat panda with an Rst lump in the back. With the power going to the rear wheels.

 

[cat171]

When i was selling my minty Uno T i had some one offer me a Fiat panda with an Rst lump in the back. With the power going to the rear wheels.

Lol - that bashed up silver one ??

 

[Djw Dave]

Lol - that bashed up silver one ??

Back from the dead here but yeah, with the box arches! I just laughed.

His selling point was that he was that confident in his building of it he was going to trailer it up! :dead:

 

[Sir_Dave]

The ones that i find most irritating are as follows:

Cup advertised for £4,295.

Idiot email: Hi mate, would you take £3,250.
Me: No, its up for £4,295, strangely because thats what i want for it.
Idiot: I only have £3,250 CASH, i cant afford anymore, can pick it up tonight though if its a deal
Me: Buy something else then, mine is £4,295, not £3,250. PS, how else would you pay other than cash? in f*cking potatoes?

Cup advertised for £4,295. Will p/ex for cheaper car up to £2k.

Idiot email: Mate, i love these, would you take p/ex?
Me: Yeah, what you offering?
Idiot: An impreza sti4 v3.5.7 with HKS blow up valve & choccy pistons
Me: Umm, what do you value that at then lol?
Idiot: £11k
Me: Did you not read the advert ......

 

[CrippsCorner]

Do you just ignore chav adverts? I do, it's annoying, saw this R5 GTT which looked good until I read the description...

Dis car been modded loads, proper fast. Beat a NEW Golf GTI hahaha he was gutted, mug! Ur beat anyfink in this trust

Umm... yeah, goodbye

 

[Jaws]

Same guy emailed me with the 206 hdi. He's emailed me about 3 or 4 times now. Very annoying!

 

[Andi-B]

"We'll offer you £3495 for your car.."
"Pardon, you having a laugh?"
"No sir, that's what it's worth to us."
"So, your saying a 05 plate RenaultSport Clio 182 with 7k on the clock, with one owner from new is worth £3495?!"
"Yes, we are."

"Stop taking the piss, and remove my details from your system, I'm leaving."
Cue the door..

Bearing in mind the car was just over a year old at the time too.

Carcraft... F**KERS

 

[Hitty86]

Carcraft... F**KERS

I went to Carcraft before purchasing my 172. Test drove a blue one there... They offered me 2.5k for my 04 Fabia vRS.. I walked out too! :headno:

 

[cat171]

Do you just ignore chav adverts? I do, it's annoying, saw this R5 GTT which looked good until I read the description...

Dis car been modded loads, proper fast. Beat a NEW Golf GTI hahaha he was gutted, mug! Ur beat anyfink in this trust

Umm... yeah, goodbye

I ignore them too, why they tell you how fast it is & what it'll beat is way beyond me. They may as well write "I thrash the car to death, wanna buy it ?"

 

[Tom|Nbk]

Same guy emailed me with the 206 hdi. He's emailed me about 3 or 4 times now. Very annoying!

What a completely retarded chav tit. Please direct him to this thread and he might get the message.

 

[jack_davey]

Its the ones that say "Ive seen one closer by for cheaper..."

Oh well in that case have mine for free, and here, bang the missus while i sign up the paper work.. ffs!

Buyer's, no your limits!

LOL! F*cking brilliant!

What really f*cks me off is when people say:

"what's the lowest you will take for it mate?"

Well theres an asking price in the advert, but seeing as you've asked me that I'll save you the effort of doing any negiotiating and just knock the price right down for you mate!

When I was selling my corsa I had a lad fly down from aberdeen with his dad, I picked him up from the airport and they spent an hour kicking the tyres etc and then said they'd get back to me! Time wasters! Surely they have better things to do!

 

[Peperami]

I had the exact same guy message me! He's been trying to sell that for ages.

And me when i sold my cup! Sent me pics i think, max power jobbie.

 

[daydotz]

And me when i sold my cup! Sent me pics i think, max power jobbie.

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/852643.htm this one ?

 

[Tom|Nbk]

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/852643.htm this one ?

and replaced with reversing camera or to watch who's eating your dust

Oh dear. What a complete mong.