Well offended :(

[MillerLight]

^ was not her, shes with me

 

[Marcus---]

^ was not her, shes with me

 

[christian rea]

laugh at this thread my nabour got angry when i slagged her ka of to her so she started calling my clio crap but then she admitted she wanted to buy it of me but couldnt insure it i was well chuffed

 

[Marcus---]

laugh at this thread my nabour got angry when i slagged her ka of to her so she started calling my clio crap but then she admitted she wanted to buy it of me but couldnt insure it i was well chuffed

How old is this neighbour? pics? lol

 

[ForceIndia]

Hard punch to the ovaries, then a dirty sanchez oughta learn her.

 

[christian rea]

laugh at this thread my nabour got angry when i slagged her ka of to her so she started calling my clio crap but then she admitted she wanted to buy it of me but couldnt insure it i was well chuffed

How old is this neighbour? pics? lol

she is my age and very attractive but has a bf otherwise id be asking her out

 

[Naith]

How old is this neighbour? pics? lol

she is my age and very attractive but has a bf otherwise id be asking her out

i fail to see a problem here, send her my way, i'll sort her out

 

[Eckascliovalver]

lol at some of these replies, some beaaaches dont have a clue when it comes to cars, thankfully my g/f does and thinks nearly all of the renault sport range is stunning

 

[MikeLYR27]

I quote 'its a stupid car! and yer i know nothing about them and i dont really want to know anything about them! i just go off looks and yours looks chavy! a clio is not supposed to look like that hence why it looks silly! and CHAVTASTIC'


my reply

'

But if its standard it is meant to look like that, cos its a sport one you fecking weapon.
you've gone down in my estimations. In fact I don't like u anymore. bye'​

Lol it is funny. Silly tart!! Dont really see why you got so touchy tho tbh! lol ITS JUST A CAR Lol!:rasp:

Dont be such a touchy b**ch and go and bone her!!

 

[SEF90]

 

[DebV6]

She sounds like a stuck up snob tbh! I know people say don't be offended but I'd probably be pissed off too if someone said that. She admitted she doesn't have a clue so why say that, she sounds an idiot! Some people are just clueless!

 

[MikeLYR27]

^^^^:lolup: That punch in the cnut is awsome, that would of been so funny to whitness!!lol

 

[rich-6]

Was you e-mailing her to suck your nuts in your car?

 

[Da]

She drives a Corsa, right?

 

[alanc1000]

blow her out she sounds like a knob. I have done a degree in psychology, and she is either:-
1) doing reverse psychology on you because she likes you but doesn't want to makeit obvious so therefore is taking the piss to act un-bovvered
2) hates men and knows how to score a DEEPLY hurtful and personal blow
3) has a type of personality disorder which means she has a high ego and low self regard for others feelings
4) is an ugly moose who is used to being dissed by blokes so is getting in there first.

next time you see her rip her apart on something really pointless like the colour of her top - grill her on why did she choose that top, makes her look like a chav, doesnt match her hoopy earrings, went out of fashion in April, and you had just seen someone else in the same top. She may cry, but thats the plan.

 

[Marky_]

my reply

'

But if its standard it is meant to look like that, cos its a sport one you fecking weapon.
you've gone down in my estimations. In fact I don't like u anymore. bye'​

Love the reply mate!

 

[Mark One]

shes a n00b.

Find a different girl.
Probably best to avoid cu¬t punching her though ROFL

 

[jh172]

lets be honest you dont buy a clio to pull girls, i had an lcr before, girls loved it, but the trophy! you ever heard yourself saying to a girl, "its special, its got sachs dampers!!!" they want bmw 318,s!

 

[Android]

blow her out she sounds like a knob. I have done a degree in psychology, and she is either:-
1) doing reverse psychology on you because she likes you but doesn't want to makeit obvious so therefore is taking the piss to act un-bovvered
2) hates men and knows how to score a DEEPLY hurtful and personal blow
3) has a type of personality disorder which means she has a high ego and low self regard for others feelings
4) is an ugly moose who is used to being dissed by blokes so is getting in there first.

next time you see her rip her apart on something really pointless like the colour of her top - grill her on why did she choose that top, makes her look like a chav, doesnt match her hoopy earrings, went out of fashion in April, and you had just seen someone else in the same top. She may cry, but thats the plan.

This guy knows the score.

Chokeslam her through a desk.

 

[53Juc]

But if its standard it is meant to look like that, cos its a sport one you fecking weapon.
you've gone down in my estimations. In fact I don't like u anymore. bye'

You feckin legend!

 

[omfglol]

CliOWNED..

LOL @ that

 

[Sarah]

she really needs to learn

 

[FlameR]

punch her in the face for me sarah

 

[UnderSteerDan]

Just plough the b**ch!

 

[Miss Jones]

silly woman! i bet if u offered her a lift if she was stuck she'd like it then!

 

[Sarah]

punch her in the face for me sarah

ill give her a b**ch slap for slagging one of the best cars on here

 

[R1XPH]

PMSL you all so abusive lmao.

 

[sideways danny]

she's fishing for a ride in it to prove it's not chavy

 

[Poopensharten]

Give her a rodeo...

Get on behind then whisper in her ear "your sister does it better"

Hold on tight, yee haa lol

 

[FlameR]

punch her in the face for me sarah

ill give her a b**ch slap for slagging one of the best cars on here

mini meet?

 

[SBV116]

Class!!

 

[FlameR]

off subject...you got your chav cup back yet steve?

 

[Sarah]

ill give her a b**ch slap for slagging one of the best cars on here

mini meet?

what will i get in return

 

[Chavadurkin]

I think you should try bed her. If you succeed in getting her their - give her a dirty sanchez ( poo tash ) and then point and laugh - and tell her how common and chavvy she looks............!

Just remember not to kiss her after you drive her back home in the 'chav mobile'

Good Luck !

 

[Alastair.]

i reckon theres a ripspeed gear knob somewhere in all this lol, thats why shes sayin it

 

[FlameR]

I think she's retarded by the way. Moving the conversation on the her friends car...she said its a brand new astra so I sent her these picks and asked her which one it was:

She replied "the non chavvy one"....so I said I take it you are referring to the bottom one, aka the crap one.

And then she said "i dont like that one at the top it looks chavy and cheap even tho its more expensive"


I've decided I don't mind her saying mines chavvy now. It seems if it's sporty looking then its automatically chavvy. God I wish it was legal to punch women sometimes.

 

[The Boosh!]

shes actually a knob lol

 

[DazRsi]

email her telling her she fat and needs to go the gym

put her on a para lol

 

[FlameR]

her "but it looks horrible i dont care how fast it is when its that mingin!"


me "I'm gonna stub a cigarette out in your face next time I see you, for being such a dope!"

 

[FlameR]

her "am i not entitled to an opinion?"

me "no, sorry! not when your opinion is uneducated....and just plain stupid!"