CS Gold What have I done wrong?

[Krarl]

Jesus that shock boot has seen more action than @Yorkshire Pudding ‘special’ wanking sock

I use a flannel

 

[leeds2592]

Can't wait until the "are these top mounts supposed to look like this?" and there's a big f**k off gap between the top of the strut and the top mount 😂

 

[Mr Squashie]

Can't wait until the "are these top mounts supposed to look like this?" and there's a big f**k off gap between the top of the strut and the top mount 😂

Got a day or two until that happens, depending how quick RPD are at delivering stuff.

 

[Mr Squashie]

I feel bad just leaving it up on axle stands, everything was going so (relatively) well

Press F to pay respects 😔

 

[Louis]

I feel bad just leaving it up on axle stands, everything was going so (relatively) well

Press F to pay respects 😔
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I like your private plate.

 

[Mr Squashie]

I like your private plate.

Two of the previous owners actually fitted private plates, presumably as they were too embarrassed to drive around with that standard one.

Then again one of the previous owners fitted 17" wheels to it, so I think the plate probably suited him

 

[RustyMojo]

Flol the number plate…and chapeau to the admin for prompt forum renaming…well played sirs

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

 

[Mr Squashie]

Tune in tomorrow for more shenanigans. I'm going to attempt to do an oil change, so I'll probably end up needing a new sump, or I'll fill it up with coolant by mistake. And if that goes well I'm going to attempt to fit some shifter bushings 🧐

 

[OEM Battery Nonce]

Tune in tomorrow for more shenanigans. I'm going to attempt to do an oil change, so I'll probably end up needing a new sump, or I'll fill it up with coolant by mistake. And if that goes well I'm going to attempt to fit some shifter bushings 🧐

Why's my car taken 34 litres of oil?

"Put the sump plug back in..."

Thanks, full now. Drive's fucked though 😭😭

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

Mong

 

[Mr Squashie]

Mong

 

[Cub.]

Immediate fail. Fail is immediate.

Thanks for stopping by this section, Cheap Chicken boy. X

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[iain187]

I don't usually come in this section but I think I'll give it a 5 out of 5 on trip advisor, would come again

 

[McGherkin]

Surprised this hasn’t gone Gold yet.

 

[Cub.]

Surprised this hasn’t gone Gold yet.

Patience, grasshopper.

 

[Krarl]

Patience, he's not put the car back together yet 😂

 

[Mr Squashie]

Update: Went outside to change the oil today. Saw how little space there is around the oil filter and decided I'd rather be doing literally anything else so I went back inside.

 

[chazza114]

Update: Went outside to change the oil today. Saw how little space there is around the oil filter and decided I'd rather be doing literally anything else so I went back inside.

Take the fuel rail guard off, it's a doddle to do and it'll make life much easier for removing the filter.

 

[Mr Squashie]

Take the fuel rail guard off, it's a doddle to do and it'll make life much easier for removing the filter.

I'm trying to decide if I should go to Halfords and buy some deep sockets, or wait for my daughter to come home from school and see if her hands are small enough 😂

 

[chazza114]

I'm trying to decide if I should go to Halfords and buy some deep sockets, or wait for my daughter to come home from school and see if her hands are small enough 😂

I find using a normal sized socket and one of these bendy knuckles gives you enough reach to get in to the nuts.

 

[VenomUK]

Only one side jacked up

Rookie 😂

I've been there..learnt from it!!

 

[Mr Squashie]

Managed to drain the oil, ended up doing it through the little hole in the sump guard because one of the bolts holding it on wouldn't come out. Now it's time to open the package that arrived on Tuesday and check if I've got the correct oil and filter

 

[Mr Squashie]

What torque setting is the sump plug supposed to be? I've done 20Nm for now, is that enough?

 

[JamesBryan]

What torque setting is the sump plug supposed to be? I've done 20Nm for now, is that enough?

Hand tight, 25Nm i think.

 

[Krarl]

Ft

 

[Louis]

Until it loosens off then back off half a turn

 

[leeds2592]

Get your screwdriver and hammer ready to get the filter off

 

[Stay Puft]

Do what I did. Ripped the injector cables trying to take the oil filter off. Then fuel pissed everywhere out of the fuel rail after.

 

[Mr Squashie]

Touch wood I managed to do it without cocking anything up. And only a couple of spots of oil ended up on the driveway 👍
Also had a good bit of news, I was planning on fitting a powerflex dogbone mount, but when I was under the car trying to remove the sump guard I noticed it's already got one! Saves me a job 😂

 

[DaveDreads]

Turns out i'm actually a highly skilled mechanic in comparison.

Have you changed the oil filter yet? It's a piece of piss you mongoloid.

 

[Louis]

Dont worry, I put engine oil in the gearbox.

 

[Mr Squashie]

Have you changed the oil filter yet? It's a piece of piss you mongoloid.

Yeah I have. Cost me £17 for some new deep sockets to remove the fuel rail guard, but other than the crippling financial pain it went pretty well 😂

 

[Mr Squashie]

Dont worry, I put engine oil in the gearbox.

Oil is oil 🤷‍♂️

 

[Brigsy]

Do what I did. Ripped the injector cables trying to take the oil filter off. Then fuel pissed everywhere out of the fuel rail after.

I snapped an injector plug off when removing the oil filter on my old Kangoo, your not alone there

 

[VenomUK]

Ft

Everything FT

 

[Gally]

This was an interesting read. Then the number plate said a lot to me. CS gold ftw bbq

 

[Yarp]

Oil is oil 🤷‍♂️

Mines been running on filippo berio for years with no issues. It smells like olives on a warm day. It’s quite delightful to be honest

 

[Flat Eric]

Just remember to put the bearings the right way round on the top mounts when putting it back together.

I learnt the hard way.

 

[Mr Squashie]

Jesus Christ is there anything on this car you don't have to reuse part of? I should have bought coilovers, I thought buying OEM parts would be easier and cheaper 🙄