I laughed so much I nearly shat.

[Goodj]

Take a 1.2 clio.

Subject it to r****d.
Add too much spare money aaaaannnnnd.

ta-da!

Then, when I was looking for the link to post in this post (yo dawg!), I came across this amazing example too.

First to see will buy? First to see, cannot unsee!

Seriously, did someone run out of money to get the wrap finished, or is this extreme greens' first attempt at a motor?

Right, back to finding a Toledo/C-class/MX-5/MX-3

 

[Harpham]

First three photos are acceptable lol.

 

[Daniel]

Are those harnesses bolted to the roofskin??!!

 

[Goodj]

The first photo hints towards facepalm, but it didn't prepare me fully for what was to come.

Shame there's no CS stickers on it though, otherwise a witchhunt would be on.

Daniel: Oh no no. The harnesses appear to be "bolted" (by which I mean "tied") to each other!

iz definit race car.

 

[Keith Lemon]

Are those harnesses bolted to the roofskin??!!

Looks that way, someones wasted a fair amount of money on that.. At least its cheap.. ish

 

[Jaff.]

Are those harnesses bolted to the roofskin??!!

Middle seatbelt it looks like to me. Both of them! Look at the drivers harness!

 

[Gally]

Are those harnesses bolted to the roofskin??!!

FPMSL! Nearly as bad!

 

[Russ_16v]

Awaits the thread in the newbie section 'Just bought a Wickidzzz Clio innit'

 

[Stefan.]

first pic i thought thats nto the worst ive seen then the pic of the back of it...jesus wept!!! then pics of the inside fpmsl!!! then that half green turd really topped it off. thanks for the laughs

 

[DannyR]

Bolted to the centre one at the top, they'd be fucked within about 0.1 seconds of crashing!

 

[Knuckles]

I was thinking the first one wasn't that bad... Then I saw the rear and lolled... Then saw the inside and a little bit of wee came out haha

 

[Stu-]

That first one is from around near me. Spotted a few times...

 

[Knuckles]

Oh yeah! I've had that pic sent to me lol. God for it anyone crashes in that!

 

[DaveDreads]

I quite like the f*cked up green one, sort of like an alternative knackered rat look.

 

[Jay.S]

At least he/she is parking in the correct spaces.

 

[Stu-]

Really? I took it not that long a go lol.

Was a young 'Chav driving it when I seen it.

 

[Adamm.]

Hahahahahaha next time you see it stu please petrol bomb it for the sake of all clio owners

 

[Stu-]

Hahahahahaha next time you see it stu please petrol bomb it for the sake of all clio owners

Haha! I'll try!

 

[Adamm.]

Appreciated mate.

Pics of it burning to a crisp would be a bonus too lol.

 

[Addicted]

Nice to see he keeps up with his appearance of being a c**t by being in a disabled parking space!

 

[Knuckles]

Really? I took it not that long a go lol.

Was a young 'Chav driving it when I seen it.

If that was at me then yeah, I'm from Sunderland lol, John w sent me a pic of it

 

[Stu-]

If that was at me then yeah, I'm from Sunderland lol, John w sent me a pic of it

I know! Lol.

 

[Knuckles]

I thought you forgot me lol

 

[Stu-]

Nooooo!

 

[Goodj]

If anyone sees these parked up, get the CS flyer undewr the wipers....

...and piss on the door handle

 

[iOllieSM]

That first one is from around near me. Spotted a few times...

Was going to say how the "clio" sticker is wonky on the rear window.. but then realised thats the least of his problems. What the **** is that.