1st Time in TUNED 1*2_240 ;)

[Cw Tuning.]

WOW! met a random guy whilst at a local meet. bg 182 kitted out! seemed like a total t**t really smoking doobs bla bla council estate yobbo but it made no difference as the spec of the car was silly!

K-Tec supersports or something along them lines
some silly priced cams ( forgot name! ) but gave a lovely lumpy idle etc...
stage 2 remap
stage 2 cylinder so he said..
ktec top mounts and other goodies i really have forgot! coilys whiteline the standard high power track set up car..

Anyway he showed me a dyno graph showing 240 brake at the wheels! insane! when i say this thing flew it was just stoooopid no abs or any aids running so it was full driver experiance! so happy i got to ride shotgun tho and watch this space really as i will get one!

 

[Stu-]

Really? Awesome.

 

[Bluebeard]

240 bhp at the wheels??

Unless its got a Turbo or Supercharger, I call bulls**t.

And what has ABS got to do with anything?!

 

[Dankata]

WOW! met a random guy whilst at a local meet. bg 182 kitted out! seemed like a total tw*t really smoking doobs bla bla council estate yobbo but it made no difference as the spec of the car was silly!

K-Tec supersports or something along them lines
some silly priced cams ( forgot name! ) but gave a lovely lumpy idle etc...
stage 2 remap
stage 2 cylinder so he said..
ktec top mounts and other goodies i really have forgot! coilys whiteline the standard high power track set up car..

Anyway he showed me a dyno graph showing 240 brake at the wheels! insane! when i say this thing flew it was just stoooopid no abs or any aids running so it was full driver experiance! so happy i got to ride shotgun tho and watch this space really as i will get one!

Rofl bet he takes that dyno graph everywhere with him, guy sounds like a douche

 

[NotoriousLor]

it was just stoooopid no abs or any aids running

Was this Forza 4 Xbox 360 or Gran Turismo 5 PS3??
Sounds WICKED!!!!

 

[r900smp]

Sick man you kno?

 

[Adamm.]

And what has ABS got to do with anything?!

Full driver experience init..

 

[Dan@SJM]

Lol. I drove a 1.2 the other day, got into the truck after and it felt fast. Tbh a standard 1*2 would probably feel like 300bhp after being in a 1.2

 

[Gouldy]

Not sure if SRS?

 

[Hixle]

240 bhp at the wheels??

Unless its got a Turbo or Supercharger, I call bulls**t.

And what has ABS got to do with anything?!

Wrong. Ktec Top Mounts at at least 40bhp DON'TCHAKNOW.

 

[DannyR]

Lumpy idle? Was it on twin webers too?

Cars with cams these days don't have a lumpy idle.

He was smoking weed and a stranger and you got in his car?

He sounds like he's filled the ABS fuse out which is a bit dangerous

He has a printout for 240bhp? I didn't even make that in my first supercharged one.

Just a few observations.....

 

[Ceri_luke]

Maybe he just found a print out on google images lol

 

[devilsadvocate]

So the car didn't have aids you say....interesting.

 

[Bobby.]

What local meet was this? Is he on here?

 

[Joey_Essex]

So the car didn't have aids you say....interesting.

Aids = asbo idiot drive system?

Can any one else smell something?

Op you know they have taken gullable out of the dictionary, might have spelt it wrong, can you please check for me

 

[dezmondo]

Har har har!

 

[at3k-]

Don't believe the hype!

 

[MDP91]

Riggghhtttt, so he was smoking weed and you let him drive you about??

 

[Cookson]

f**king ROFL

Take it the kids have internet access in classes these days too?

 

[Joey_Essex]

How many stickers did the pot smoking monkey have on is car!

Op noticed you xbox name or something is rassclarck or something along that line! Nice name

 

[McGherkin]

Lol. I drove a 1.2 the other day, got into the truck after and it felt fast. Tbh a standard 1*2 would probably feel like 300bhp after being in a 1.2

Not really, you just get the same acceleration in 3rd/4th that a 1.2 gets in 1st

PMSL at this thread.

 

[Silent_Scone]

Son,

He was talking s**t at you.

 

[JoedotwasT5phy]

More than you can afford pal

 

[Advikaz]

240bhp.... I'm not buying that from the spec tbh.

 

[Joey_Essex]

No mention of a turbo or supercharger, yet he mentions a stage 2 map... Lol at that!

Did the guy have a waffle sprocket?

 

[Advikaz]

Waffle Sprocket?? That's the one coming off the flux capacitor isn't it??

 

[Joey_Essex]

Waffle Sprocket?? That's the one coming off the flux capacitor isn't it??

Yep, oviously the drugie must have been running some cr ap syrup, that would explain the rought (cam liked) idle...

I suspect he also had a blue waffle pannel filter as well!

 

[yeecup]

op, are you circa 8 years old? its just you come across as an impressionable young child.

 

[Flat Eric]

I call bulls**t too.

 

[Jamie16v]

I'm taking this to my next meet. Anyone want a ride in my 600bhp+ Clio just ask!

 

[_Tom]

I know a lad with a lime green Ibiza GTi 2.0 8v just been tuned and pushing 220bhp. I love being entertained.

 

[Jamie16v]

I remember at a recent meet someone had a for sale sign in a 106 GTi's window claiming it was quicker than an Esc Cosworth from a rolling start. Thats the funniest thing i've seen, just wish I snapped a picture.

 

[Sargara]

Maybe OP is on to something here. Perhaps if we all fill our cars with weed smoke its an easy way to make it feel like they have a 100bhp speed increase over standard? Must be cheaper than spunking a couple of grand on a turbo conversion right?

 

[Martin.]

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f**king awesome, can I have a ride

 

[Joey_Essex]

Maybe OP is on to something here. Perhaps if we all fill our cars with weed smoke its an easy way to make it feel like they have a 100bhp speed increase over standard? Must be cheaper than spunking a couple of grand on a turbo conversion right?

 

[JackJack]

I thought school holidays had finished?

Lol at "4 doors for more whores"

 

[Christopher]

What a load of b****cks.

Congrats.