The lovestory of gamers and Activision/Raven
Spactivision - "We've nerfed the duff-duff, FFAR, Aug, Mac-10 and akimbo Diamatis, enjoy the game, thank us later"
Us - "Ok cool, finally we may have a balanced game, no more massive metas?"
Spactivision - "Oh but we added 160 round death pistols and failed heroically at patching..."
Us - "Oh ffs, I suppose they can't get us cross-map tbh"
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Also us - "So when you say you nerfed the FFAR what did you do exactly, it still feels the same"
Spactivision - "We've nerfed the FFAR"
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Also Spactivision - "But also weirdly and unrelated... We made a new FFAR skin... We did nerf it though... promise"
Again, also Spactivision - "New map... maybe... Probably... What do you think about nukes?..."
Us - "Can you hurry up pls, the game is stale and there are too many cheaters, can you fix it pls?"
Spactivision - "Ok here you go... You can have it now... Maybe in 2 weeks..."
Also Spactivision - "We updated the game and people are invisible again, cheaters are still lining our pockets and we still can't seem to sort the stim glitch. Nuke dropping tomorrow tho"
Us - "Finally, it's only been a f**king year, can't wait for the new map and modes"
*Zombie game mode, BR removed completely*
Spackervision - "Please hold, all of our operators are currently busy, please stay on the line and the first available operator will take your call..."#
*SERVER QUEUES/BROKEN GAME/s**t DEVOPS ENGINEERS/LOAD BALANCING ISSUES ON SERVERS/INABILITY TO SPIN UP SERVERS ON THE FLY/CHEATING STILL RIFE*
Us - *Literally just blows f**king head off*