My mission each year is to scare a close friend with those bales, I got @Clio_fool last time so this year it was your turn Dave 😂
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CSF22 ClioSport Festival 2022 - Book Tickets Now!
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Tighten My Nuts
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I've just been reviewing my footage (which is totally awesome best quality footage and audio I've ever captured on a trackday) and I managed to get two very clear fu*ks out of him.
How did you score?
Clio 182
I can't wait to see my face when you were taking me round. I was expecting a mid engined car to be taken around as smoothly as possible, but you were throwing it around as violently as @Filters in his Civic 😂
Was a right laugh though, thanks once again for taking me out 👍
I made @DavidDave make some weird sexual noises🤣
What was weirder is that he did it on a cooldown lap and he went crosseyed. I think the crotch strap was a tad tight🤔🤣
You have the stupidest harnesses i've ever seen, pointlessly complicated.
F31 35d, Skoda Yeti
Didn't you get a lap in at all? I helped as best as I could to get them on you quick
Glad I didn't notice your RB hat, i'd have definitely done something to it, like wear it, that would have f*cked you up, you'd still have your undamaged hat but you'd never be wearing it again.
Nah mate, you should have had the butter to hand!🤣🤣🤣
I was at the time, remembering and embracing the fact I still have a pair of balls. But also the harsh realisation that I’m being made to have them removed. Oh and paying for the privilege. Nothing to do with being stuck in a car that’s worth as much as the change in my pocket, with no AC, driven by a man who can only be one step up the evolutionarily ladder from a shaved chimp.
Once again I respond to a quote i didn't make, problem is if you change your name to anything else I won't know who you are.
Look what I have done now to really screw with your head
I'm sure you had a squeaky bum moment when you realised we were going in to port froid/port vite/the esses flat
Kill yourself immediately!
Like f*ck, I was the one that asked why you weren't flat through there, if I can do it in the dog kennel then you have no excuse son, other than never having driven the CTR before, but I didn't think that was good enough excuse for a man that teaches other racing drivers how to be quick.I'm sure you had a squeaky bum moment when you realised we were going in to port froid/port vite/the esses flat
Was he on track with us? I never saw him, even when we did two cool down laps to let him catch up, although his car was 20 stone heavier than everyone else's Clio's.
I have to go flat to get the car to go anywhere🥹🤣View attachment 1603361View attachment 1603362
Because @Yorkshire Pudding was chasing and having to go flat to keep up too
How fast was your car again David?🤔🤣
So fast you couldn't even see it.
R999 is a great laugh and a lovely bloke, I think he was turned into a prune throughout Saturday and then he topped himself up back to normal bodyweight in beer🤣🤣
This weekend really has reminded me how many truly genuine and kind hearted people there are in this club, it's amazing how cheap badly made French tin sheds have created such a massive and amazing community, i've made friends on here I know i'll have for the rest of my life.
04-182
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AB Clio 182
Hope the 3D parts fit. If they’re not the right ones for you car let me know and I’ll sort out sending you a different set. I only have designs for ph1 and ph2 though.
Nik
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Trophy #355, Tesla
Just got home so i’m a bit late, but I’d like to say a massive thanks to all of you that came this year. This goes out to the regular CSF veterans but even more so to the people who after years of thinking about it, went all out this year to come and see what it’s all about.
A great team effort once again by Kirsty, Brian, Rob, Owen, Sunglasses_Ron, Cub, Daniel and James to bring it all together.
I could say the same about all of you, but I want to say a special thanks to @Owen who always puts everyone before himself. Takeaway runs, supermarket runs, being designated driver etc. His selfless dedication from the start to the end of the weekend is a true credit to what a lovely chap he is.
Thanks to @Daniel , @Cub. and @Ol’ Tarby! for additional help this year meaning the Friday setup was the smoothest and least stressful its ever been.
Thanks again to @Filters for arranging Max Coates attendance adding an extra attraction to the event and boosting the great total raised for the charity.
@Sunglasses_Ron, @Gavin.,@Ricardos @GiT you created a great atmosphere on the decks all afternoon and into the evening.
@MarkCup was great to catch up with you again after 11 plus years since my south central days.
@MartinL1993 glad you finally got introduced to @Daniel to prove you exist😂
One thing that I came away from the show realising this year is that so may people mentioned how important it was to them to catch up with old friends, particularly since COVID. It’s clear it’s not just about showing off our French tin cans any more, it’s important to many for social and mental health reasons too. We’re not yet sure if we will be able to return to Blyton next year, and it’s fair to say that as a team it gets harder each year for people to commit the time it takes to organise. But for this reason alone it just has to happen!
A great team effort once again by Kirsty, Brian, Rob, Owen, Sunglasses_Ron, Cub, Daniel and James to bring it all together.
I could say the same about all of you, but I want to say a special thanks to @Owen who always puts everyone before himself. Takeaway runs, supermarket runs, being designated driver etc. His selfless dedication from the start to the end of the weekend is a true credit to what a lovely chap he is.
Thanks to @Daniel , @Cub. and @Ol’ Tarby! for additional help this year meaning the Friday setup was the smoothest and least stressful its ever been.
Thanks again to @Filters for arranging Max Coates attendance adding an extra attraction to the event and boosting the great total raised for the charity.
@Sunglasses_Ron, @Gavin.,@Ricardos @GiT you created a great atmosphere on the decks all afternoon and into the evening.
@MarkCup was great to catch up with you again after 11 plus years since my south central days.
@MartinL1993 glad you finally got introduced to @Daniel to prove you exist😂
One thing that I came away from the show realising this year is that so may people mentioned how important it was to them to catch up with old friends, particularly since COVID. It’s clear it’s not just about showing off our French tin cans any more, it’s important to many for social and mental health reasons too. We’re not yet sure if we will be able to return to Blyton next year, and it’s fair to say that as a team it gets harder each year for people to commit the time it takes to organise. But for this reason alone it just has to happen!
Nik
ClioSport Admin
Trophy #355, Tesla
A couple of apologies I forgot to add!
1. BBQ’s! Sorry if any of you arrived with a car full of meat 🥩 only to discover signs all over the site saying NO BBQs. Blyton apparently made this decision in recent weeks and updated their website but did not notify us of the change. It was as much as a surprise to us when we arrived on site. Having seen the wildfires in the current climate it’s probably a sensible precaution, but sorry if it meant you went hungry or had to make other plans such as visit the cafe……. Which brings me on to apology 2
2. Cafe staff. A lot of you commented that you experienced poor customer service if not down right rudeness from the lady serving in the cafe. We have worked with her every year and while she can understandably get very stressed due to the numbers of people attending we have always managed to maintain a good relationship. This year even us guys running the event chose to go and get lunch from the local supermarket after myself and Kirsty were spoken to very rudely while trying to pre-order several hours in advance and offering to change everything as not to inconvenience her. We will address this with the management to ensure this doesn’t happen again at any future event of ours or quite frankly we will look elsewhere for daytime catering options.
1. BBQ’s! Sorry if any of you arrived with a car full of meat 🥩 only to discover signs all over the site saying NO BBQs. Blyton apparently made this decision in recent weeks and updated their website but did not notify us of the change. It was as much as a surprise to us when we arrived on site. Having seen the wildfires in the current climate it’s probably a sensible precaution, but sorry if it meant you went hungry or had to make other plans such as visit the cafe……. Which brings me on to apology 2
2. Cafe staff. A lot of you commented that you experienced poor customer service if not down right rudeness from the lady serving in the cafe. We have worked with her every year and while she can understandably get very stressed due to the numbers of people attending we have always managed to maintain a good relationship. This year even us guys running the event chose to go and get lunch from the local supermarket after myself and Kirsty were spoken to very rudely while trying to pre-order several hours in advance and offering to change everything as not to inconvenience her. We will address this with the management to ensure this doesn’t happen again at any future event of ours or quite frankly we will look elsewhere for daytime catering options.
To be possibly the only one to her defence, she held a tab open for us all day and was completely sound with us. When we went to pay she was clearly upset so asked if she was okay, she explained how she'd just had her dog die and had to let another go that day/morning after 19 years.
Let's not forget, the track temps were nout compared to the kitchen temps that day too. Poor old girl was undoubtedly overwhelmed, granted the above doesn't excuse the attitude some folk got.
Ol’ Tarby
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I thought he was cosplaying a French garlic seller😂.
Too right, never mess with those that provide the scran!
loggyboy
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Shame on anyone who didnt do that!I'm sure you had a squeaky bum moment when you realised we were going in to port froid/port vite/the esses flat
Brigsy
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T.Turbo
Tried it in the Kangoo in 4th, started wheelspinning as the power came in real strong and a bit of poo came out
needs a gripper diff
loggyboy
ClioSport Club Member
Lighest lift pre apex to get it to bite is all it needs 😉Tried it in the Kangoo in 4th, started wheelspinning as the power came in real strong and a bit of poo came out
andybond
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I tended to tap the brake to weight transfer to ensure I got around that bit and didnt become part of the scenery
Go flat through? Or have a squeaky bum?
That's a bloody good shot, looking forward to seeing the rest.
loggyboy
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Wetransfer or Flickr?
Yeah the actual file transfer is OK, but we are going to reduce the size and watermark them, and make you pay a small donation to the CSF charity for full res/unwatermarked. It cost us £300 so we'd like to see whatever is recovered go to the chosen cause.
These are 10% of original res/size and watermarked and is what will be publically released, just sorting out how full size will work
will prob be a quid an image up to a £10 max, which gets you as many full size as you like up to and including the full event package of 2200 images.
The year there's two really good photographers shooting the track action and my car's broke and can't even be driven on the roads let alone on track, typical.
Great photos btw.
Great photos btw.
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