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Glad you've signed up! I'm Rob with the green VX btw.
I need that to see over the steering wheel!
The reality is my rotund friend, when they’re knocking louder than a smack head at their dealers front door, they’re done.
Good breakfast there!
I felt like a right pillock when I saw all the other prizes.
All blow and no go! Several people said it sounded nice. I couldn’t hear through the thick pile carpets and air con blasting icy cool air at me (or through the rattling of knackered top mounts and shockers)
I was unsure if you had your handbrake stuck on at some points this year
Funny you should say that, whilst I was out with you. I was thinking this car is bloody mega, like absolutely awesome. Then the kill switch bolts all fell out and I reminded myself that I was sat next to a sweaty potato in a car that from the factory in 1992 had a fairly shoddy construction, had all the crash protection removed. Parts were falling off it around me and said potato was pulling well over a tonne near a cliff into the sea. What’s worse is I sent my son out with him first.
It was that tow eye you lent me, really upset the balance 😂I was unsure if you had your handbrake stuck on at some points this year
Disappointed you didn't mention our high stakes race down the A50. Highlight of the weekend.Ahh, chaps. What a weekend!
First CSF and, well, it definitely wont be the last. This is going to become an annual thing now for me, without a doubt!
The Chang Chariot went like a rocket all day. No issues whatsoever and the NS2R's were definitely putting in the work! NSF tyre is nice and rounded on the outside shoulder now.....oops. Brakes felt good all day but the poor rear pads were doing gods work - staggered I didnt get black flagged for all the sideways action. Averaged 8mpg on track (@Krarl with the rookie numbers of 14mpg 😘). Also very confused as it seemed to turn into a Prius on the way home with an indicated 48+ mpg.....WTF? Started it up Sunday morning to be greeted with an almighty vibration which had my ringer puckering with the prospect of a 380 odd mile journey home. The noise got worse and worse throughout the journey.....Turns out it was an exhaust clamp that had snapped and the exhaust had sagged onto the V Brace under the car. I almost called @Waitey for a new diff
It was also a real privilege to be able to take people out in the passenger seat for 99% of the day. @Cookie , @Willo40 , @TheEvilGiraffe (who felt poorly after 2 laps and had to get out, diddums), @Rojer , @Barley , @The Psychedelic Socialist , @Cads , @Clio_fool (swear I took you out too?) and some others ive already forgotten! Thanks for joining me as ballast, much appreciated. Had some lovely little tussles with @Krarl and his smoking wheel arch - the boy can peddle!, @Touring_Rob and the green bathtub, @RustyMojo and his dog dick red Gayman and many others. Although I had double the horsepower of some of the stuff on track, with my 114i handling, it made the day really enjoyable. Squirt along the straights, get caught up in the corners and try and get away again. Epic. I only wish id gone full @MarkCup and had front and rear cameras!
Massive massive thank you to the admin and team running that event. I cant begin to fathom the sheer number of hours that go into something like that. Then you throw in the charity aspect of the day and its even more mindblowing. Over £1000 raised for a brilliant cause. Enjoy those pillows @Touring_Rob
@Filters - Youre a madman in that caterham 🤣. I didnt really introduce myself properly but it was me who said 'Full send, dear boy' as I got in. Oh, and you told me your lovely partner would fondle my balls once inside the Caterham 🤣. Epic work and all for a mega cause too. Fair f**king play to you mate. Id love to have you as a passenger next year and get some coaching off you!
Ill never forget @dann2707 @Krarl & @leeds2592 sat around flicking through my tinder. I laughed way too hard at that. Hilarious. My brain did nearly fall out of my ears. I hope my face wasnt too confused for most of it. I needed f**king subtitles with you lot 🤣. SKELLINGTONS. What happened to @Louis or did one of you have him in your pocket the whole time?
Shoutout to @Daniel for not crashing into me, cheers pal. Although it was close on the corkscrew you nutjob. You realise what that middle pedal is for, right?
A pleasure to meet you nonetheless! And, I finally got to meet the big man himself @Sunglasses_Ron ! @SunglassesStan (hopefully this is who i think it is!) is a real credit to you. Hope you smashed that Sim track time lad!
Mega mega weekend. Sorry to those of you who I met and didnt mention above! Ill edit this as I go and remember some of the people I met! Thanks to all of you for making it awesome!
Hugs and Kisses
Ahh, chaps. What a weekend!
First CSF and, well, it definitely wont be the last. This is going to become an annual thing now for me, without a doubt!
The Chang Chariot went like a rocket all day. No issues whatsoever and the NS2R's were definitely putting in the work! NSF tyre is nice and rounded on the outside shoulder now.....oops. Brakes felt good all day but the poor rear pads were doing gods work - staggered I didnt get black flagged for all the sideways action. Averaged 8mpg on track (@Krarl with the rookie numbers of 14mpg 😘). Also very confused as it seemed to turn into a Prius on the way home with an indicated 48+ mpg.....WTF? Started it up Sunday morning to be greeted with an almighty vibration which had my ringer puckering with the prospect of a 380 odd mile journey home. The noise got worse and worse throughout the journey.....Turns out it was an exhaust clamp that had snapped and the exhaust had sagged onto the V Brace under the car. I almost called @Waitey for a new diff
It was also a real privilege to be able to take people out in the passenger seat for 99% of the day. @Cookie , @Willo40 , @TheEvilGiraffe (who felt poorly after 2 laps and had to get out, diddums), @Rojer , @Barley , @The Psychedelic Socialist , @Cads , @Clio_fool (swear I took you out too?) and some others ive already forgotten! Thanks for joining me as ballast, much appreciated. Had some lovely little tussles with @Krarl and his smoking wheel arch - the boy can peddle!, @Touring_Rob and the green bathtub, @RustyMojo and his dog dick red Gayman and many others. Although I had double the horsepower of some of the stuff on track, with my 114i handling, it made the day really enjoyable. Squirt along the straights, get caught up in the corners and try and get away again. Epic. I only wish id gone full @MarkCup and had front and rear cameras!
Massive massive thank you to the admin and team running that event. I cant begin to fathom the sheer number of hours that go into something like that. Then you throw in the charity aspect of the day and its even more mindblowing. Over £1000 raised for a brilliant cause. Enjoy those pillows @Touring_Rob
@Filters - Youre a madman in that caterham 🤣. I didnt really introduce myself properly but it was me who said 'Full send, dear boy' as I got in. Oh, and you told me your lovely partner would fondle my balls once inside the Caterham 🤣. Epic work and all for a mega cause too. Fair f**king play to you mate. Id love to have you as a passenger next year and get some coaching off you!
Ill never forget @dann2707 @Krarl & @leeds2592 sat around flicking through my tinder. I laughed way too hard at that. Hilarious. My brain did nearly fall out of my ears. I hope my face wasnt too confused for most of it. I needed f**king subtitles with you lot 🤣. SKELLINGTONS. What happened to @Louis or did one of you have him in your pocket the whole time?
Shoutout to @Daniel for not crashing into me, cheers pal. Although it was close on the corkscrew you nutjob. You realise what that middle pedal is for, right?
A pleasure to meet you nonetheless! And, I finally got to meet the big man himself @Sunglasses_Ron ! @SunglassesStan (hopefully this is who i think it is!) is a real credit to you. Hope you smashed that Sim track time lad!
Mega mega weekend. Sorry to those of you who I met and didnt mention above! Ill edit this as I go and remember some of the people I met! Thanks to all of you for making it awesome!
Hugs and Kisses
Your T-Shirt
- enjoyed meeting you Phil, even if it was a fleeting encounter. For the record I didn't think you resembled Karl Marx one bit.
Couldn't fit my beard into the trackday helmet so it had to go. Next year I'll be handing out copies of Das Kapital on the pit lane.Your T-Shirt
First CSF I've missed in years! We just recently had a baby, so I couldn't easily sack him off for a full weekend away unfortunately. Very sad.Ahh, chaps. What a weekend!
First CSF and, well, it definitely wont be the last. This is going to become an annual thing now for me, without a doubt!
The Chang Chariot went like a rocket all day. No issues whatsoever and the NS2R's were definitely putting in the work! NSF tyre is nice and rounded on the outside shoulder now.....oops. Brakes felt good all day but the poor rear pads were doing gods work - staggered I didnt get black flagged for all the sideways action. Averaged 8mpg on track (@Krarl with the rookie numbers of 14mpg 😘). Also very confused as it seemed to turn into a Prius on the way home with an indicated 48+ mpg.....WTF? Started it up Sunday morning to be greeted with an almighty vibration which had my ringer puckering with the prospect of a 380 odd mile journey home. The noise got worse and worse throughout the journey.....Turns out it was an exhaust clamp that had snapped and the exhaust had sagged onto the V Brace under the car. I almost called @Waitey for a new diff
It was also a real privilege to be able to take people out in the passenger seat for 99% of the day. @Cookie , @Willo40 , @TheEvilGiraffe (who felt poorly after 2 laps and had to get out, diddums), @Rojer , @Barley , @The Psychedelic Socialist , @Cads , @Clio_fool (swear I took you out too?) and some others ive already forgotten! Thanks for joining me as ballast, much appreciated. Had some lovely little tussles with @Krarl and his smoking wheel arch - the boy can peddle!, @Touring_Rob and the green bathtub, @RustyMojo and his dog dick red Gayman and many others. Although I had double the horsepower of some of the stuff on track, with my 114i handling, it made the day really enjoyable. Squirt along the straights, get caught up in the corners and try and get away again. Epic. I only wish id gone full @MarkCup and had front and rear cameras!
Massive massive thank you to the admin and team running that event. I cant begin to fathom the sheer number of hours that go into something like that. Then you throw in the charity aspect of the day and its even more mindblowing. Over £1000 raised for a brilliant cause. Enjoy those pillows @Touring_Rob
@Filters - Youre a madman in that caterham 🤣. I didnt really introduce myself properly but it was me who said 'Full send, dear boy' as I got in. Oh, and you told me your lovely partner would fondle my balls once inside the Caterham 🤣. Epic work and all for a mega cause too. Fair f**king play to you mate. Id love to have you as a passenger next year and get some coaching off you!
Ill never forget @dann2707 @Krarl & @leeds2592 sat around flicking through my tinder. I laughed way too hard at that. Hilarious. My brain did nearly fall out of my ears. I hope my face wasnt too confused for most of it. I needed f**king subtitles with you lot 🤣. SKELLINGTONS. What happened to @Louis or did one of you have him in your pocket the whole time?
Shoutout to @Daniel for not crashing into me, cheers pal. Although it was close on the corkscrew you nutjob. You realise what that middle pedal is for, right?
A pleasure to meet you nonetheless! And, I finally got to meet the big man himself @Sunglasses_Ron ! @SunglassesStan (hopefully this is who i think it is!) is a real credit to you. Hope you smashed that Sim track time lad!
Mega mega weekend. Sorry to those of you who I met and didnt mention above! Ill edit this as I go and remember some of the people I met! Thanks to all of you for making it awesome!
Hugs and Kisses
Which ginger c**t is this EH
can you stay the night next year?? I think you should.
Good to meet you too babycakes. Ur way more sexi in rel lyfe
Ha! Missed a trick there mate!
'SIXTEEN f**king QUID FOR 4 BOTTLES OF BEER!' You looked like you needed to have a chat with @Rowan - Mortgage Expert after that 🤣
Fanks babes! It was an exceptional thing to watch fly about. I only wish id checked in my rear view mirror at that hairpin where I went sideways, then you copied me and it nearly all went very wrong. @Krarl meanwhile was just thinking 'How the f**king f**k am I going to slow my car down enough to not plough into both those fuckheads'. In all fairness, I was a little preoccupied trying to gather my own car up. I cant remember who was passengering with me when that happened? Might have been @Barley - please tell me you had those epic sunglasses on!
HA! I totally forgot about that! My favourite bit was clicking my cruise 1mph more than your speed and leaning closer to my steering wheel for aerodynamics......inside the car......
LOL. Luckily, it was relatively uneventful. @MarkCup didnt muller the porcelain and if he did, I couldnt hear it over the screaming.
His name was Rob and he is a lovely man but we all called him NewLou.
f**k camping. Stay in a hotel.
I did! I was in the Premier Inn up in Holyhead.
