Ideas and Suggestions for CSF22

[James]

cocktail bar

 

[Gavin.]

Lasers and MDMA for the trance set?

 

[YorkshireKyle]

Lasers and MDMA for the Trance set?

 

[Adey.]

Lasers and MDMA for the trance set?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

A proper bar set up with subsidised beer for all

Ron can you make him Admin yet?

A mixologist cocktail bar, i've seen them at outdoor events and they come with their own booze licence, I remember you said a bar isn't an option because of licencing issues, that's if they haven't all gone out of business because of lockdown.

If we left you lot in charge we’d be bloody Bankrupt!

We have discussed it previously and we will look into it again but I doubt it’s going to happen if I’m honest.

To provide free booze to everyone from a licensed bar could potentially run into thousands.

And if we got a bar there where you would need to pay yourself, would you all be happy paying a fiver a pint?

 

[Cub.]

If we left you lot in charge we’d be bloody Bankrupt!

We have discussed it previously and we will look into it again but I doubt it’s going to happen if I’m honest.

To provide free booze to everyone from a licensed bar could potentially run into thousands.

And if we got a bar there where you would need to pay yourself, would you all be happy paying a fiver a pint?

I don’t mind a fiver a pint. That’s normal prices tbh.

That way, I can sit at the bar sipping on a nice cold pint, whilst northern paupers like @Yorkshire Pudding sit watching me huddled around a campfire, nursing a warm can of fosters and bemoaning minimum wage.

#seperatethepeasants
#southernmasterrace

 

[YorkshireKyle]

I don’t mind a fiver a pint. That’s normal prices tbh.

That way, I can sit at the bar sipping on a nice cold pint, whilst northern paupers like @Yorkshire Pudding sit watching me huddled around a campfire, nursing a warm can of fosters and bemoaning minimum wage.

#seperatethepeasants
#southernmasterrace

Depends if its £5 per pint of something nice or something absolutely shite

I'm already up to £3.50 tinnies anyway

 

[Flat Eric]

Kegs of Stella! 10 gallon barrels

Get 3 of them and jobs a goodun!

 

[andybond]

You know what? I am proper struggling to list anything reasonable to improve this event.

You provide the camping space, the ablution facilities , food and drink for event and we just turn up.
Its upto the people to make it what it is, and I have never been disappointed.

 

[R3k1355]

I'm already up to £3.50 tinnies anyway

You've recently moved to Guildford and fully taken up the Southern lifestyle?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I think we will most likely just stick to the concept of people bringing their own beer tbh.

As much as I like the idea of having a licensed bar I fear it just won’t work out.

We may look At purchasing some bottles/cans of beer and making them available for free in ice buckets in the evening but let’s wait and see.

Any non alcohol related suggestions still welcome x

 

[R3k1355]

Any non alcohol related suggestions still welcome x

Strippers

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Strippers

Are you volunteering your services?

 

[JP83]

As much as I like the idea of having a licensed bar I fear it just won’t work out.

Are you actually just scared that none of them will serve Fosters?

 

[Cub.]

Mandatory fancy dress for the evening.

With a prize for best costume.

@Daniel



@DaveDreads

 

[Aaron..]

You've recently moved to Guildford and fully taken up the Southern lifestyle?

He’s just educated in good beer now.
He’ll soon be ordering from Pollys won’t he @Ol’ Tarby!

 

[OssPoop]

Bouncy castle again.

And strippers.

Strippers on the bouncy castle.

Strippers in the marquee in the evening would swell the crowd.

Strippers on the bouncy castle with lasers and MDMA for the trance set.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Are you actually just scared that none of them will serve Fosters?

I bring my perfect draft machines with me so I’m sorted

 

[Aaron..]

Sure you could make some evidence disappear @Sunglasses_Ron
Maybe even get onto vice for a while, pull some strings

 

[Flat Eric]

Deffo feel like we Ron started this thread for decent ideas and it's just gone off on tangent and he's getting stick.

Get us some contraband Ron

 

[RustyMojo]

Loose women please, ones where discretion is their middle name and are great at keeping a secret. Oh and it would help if they are eager and not adverse to disappointment.

oh and I don’t mean loose women as that gaggle of middle age trollops who shout at each other on tele

 

[YorkshireKyle]

Loose women please, ones where discretion is their middle name and are great at keeping a secret. Oh and it would help if they are eager and not adverse to disappointment.

oh and I don’t mean loose women as that gaggle of middle age trollops who shout at each other on tele

Wait so you're not gay?

Well that ruins things

 

[RustyMojo]

Wait so you're not gay?

Well that ruins things

Just curious mate, sometimes confused.

 

[McGherkin]

Get us some contraband Ron

 

[ixell]

Heated swimming Pools full for ladies and beer with the tunes playing

 

[Marc.]

I think we will most likely just stick to the concept of people bringing their own beer tbh.

As much as I like the idea of having a licensed bar I fear it just won’t work out.

We may look At purchasing some bottles/cans of beer and making them available for free in ice buckets in the evening but let’s wait and see.

Any non alcohol related suggestions still welcome x

Well, if you need someone with a personal alcohol license...

 

[Inequality Street]

Karaoke

 

[Louis]

Karaoke

I thought you were about 30 but you're obviously nearly 50 with suggestions like that

 

[OssPoop]

Cheese.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Karaoke

We did that at the last one right at the end of the night. Was a right laugh.

 

[Waitey]

Prostate milking tent.

Free mayo for chips.







Totes unrelated.

 

[MarkCup]

I'll happily provide a free basic or intermediate Excel training course/introduction for everyone. I have a big screen, projector, lots of slides, that's bound to go down well.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I'll happily provide a free basic or intermediate Excel training course/introduction for everyone. I have a big screen, projector, lots of slides, that's bound to go down well.

You better turn up to the next one!

 

[MarkCup]

You better turn up to the next one!

I now feel duty bound to. CS is rapidly approaching having been 20 years of my life. I'm getting on, I don't know how long I have left, and I have so many "C**t!"s to give in person.

 

[MarkCup]

Also, I can bring some home grown chillis, we could have a chilli eating competition to find last man standing/breathing?

 

[Flat Eric]

I just want to sniff those gloves of yours Mark.

 

[James]

Also, I can bring some home grown chillis, we could have a chilli eating competition to find last man standing/breathing?

That's a great shout!

 

[OssPoop]

Name tags. Lots and lots of name tags. @Sunglasses_Ron ya bugger.

 

[Steveball]

Maybe speak to blyton ice cream parlour to see if they have a mobile setup?

Maybe a tire fitter on site?

Strippers is easy - Gainsborough is full of vagrants who will do pretty much anything for a bag of crisps!

How about a dogging area?

 

[DaveDreads]

It's a shame we can't have concessions like hot dogs, doughnuts, ice cream vans etc, I assume the cafe would have a problem with that?