Looks like a permanent fix that to me.Battery cable at the bay side is just ticked up and taped at the minute. I forgot my hydraulic crimper so couldn't get it fitted in the back
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Spreader plate for the rear legs was fitted, it's physically impossible to drill the remaining hole unless you use a 45ft long drillbit so it got left. 2 x M10 bolts is plenty tbqfh
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So with the cage installed I hoovered up the bits in the car, loaded all my tools and then went to go home...
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Car had other ideas like
So I had the electronic fault light illuminated, wasn't there before but I've been f**king around with the alarm and wiring. s**t
Car would crank until the cows came home but no firing. Checked all UCH relays and wiring, nothing. Checked the alarm cabling and wiring, nothing. Checked the ECU wiring, nothing. Checked big white plug and fuses in the engine bay...
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Bingo
Replace fuse, start car, drive home
No Kyle, don't be silly
So this was already a 12 hour day for me, starting to get tired and just annoyed now. Absolutely shattered and just hanging on by sheer annoyance and wanting to be home. Replacing the fuse and nothing again. Checked big white plug and all relays again but not the fuse this time. Went to crank and immobiliser was f**king about, so in messing with the white plug I've made a new issue🙃
Check it again, check the fuse again... Blown. Right so that fuse is for lambda, coil pack, injectors and fuel pump. I'd been messing moving the lambda wiring earlier on as well as the brake lines for putting the cage in. Checked those over and all looked fine, so that was 45 mins crawling around on the floor. Checked the coil pack wiring as it was easy, looks good. Injectors I didn't check as I hadn't been anywhere near.
It then dawned on me that the fuel pump wiring runs across the base of the rear bench. So surely I must have nicked something when installing the cage, maybe squashed it or something
So I check to see if the wiring is snagged and it was a bit tight near the battery tray I'd just put in. Take the tray out and checked the wiring, looked okay apart from a tiny witness mark and a very very tiny s**t mark on the back of the carpet when something had clearly shorted out which you can see
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Terrible pic as I was not in the mood as this point but in there are 2 light brown wires to the fuel pump that had been squashed when I tightened the battery tray down. Stupid fat c**t Kyle
Anyway, I went full 🥧 🔑 mode and this is how I "fixed" the issue
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Now I was in another world of s**t though. I'd used up all my spare 30A blade fuses knobbing about...
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No mate, that's not it🤣🤣🤣
'borrowed' the fuse for the rear heated screen, cranked over for a few seconds and then it burled into life. Thank f**k
I'll get round to replacing those Wagos at some point. It's a proper horrid hack but it worked and got me home, where I now sit on the toilet telling strangers I've never met how I ruined my car... Instead of having a shower and going to f**king bed🤣
I would have done that Dave, but the Megane is in Wigan and the Clio is my only car. Plus I was at work doing this as I have nice flat ground and my cage was there🤣🤣I can you imagine the obscurity of the obscenity pouring out of your dirty potty mouth…. I’d have just locked the piece of s**t up in the garage and ignored it. Which is exactly what I have done. Cunting thing
Well if you are ever stuck somewhere mate and need a lift, give me a call…I mean I won’t come, but i always appreciate the laugh.I would have done that Dave, but the Megane is in Wigan and the Clio is my only car. Plus I was at work doing this as I have nice flat ground and my cage was there🤣🤣
I was fully prepared to sleep there
Hands that could satisfy any woman and a voice like Freddie Flintoff.Came out to the car this morning. Started and cut out
Spent at least 30 mins checking everything and checking again
I'll let the videos speak for the car
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Rear brakes do next to f**k all on a clio anyways so for £40 sorted ladFound some dirt cheap PBS rear pads for the Clio, it currently has some 3 year old PBS ProRaces in there that still have some life left but not a lot. Needed to stock up before booking some trackdays, they were only ProTrack but for £40 posted I wasn't gonna grumble...
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It's the little wins in life that give you hope, ProRace ones are a tad more expensive for these. They stand up to heat a lot better too but I'll learn from my mistakes this time round. I'll whip them off when I'm done with driving the car and it's sorn'd over winter to avoid them turning into apple crumble. Got plenty of Brembo pads already in spare carriers to lob on
Rear brakes do next to f**k all on a clio anyways so for £40 sorted lad
Wheres the other one?? 🤔🤔Takes the load of the fronts doing all the work.
Depends what tracks you drive, @thecrim22 probably only does Knockhill that has two braking zones 😘😂
Just before you hit the grass 🤣.Wheres the other one?? 🤔🤔
Battery cable at the bay side is just ticked up and taped at the minute. I forgot my hydraulic crimper so couldn't get it fitted in the back
View attachment 1593829
Spreader plate for the rear legs was fitted, it's physically impossible to drill the remaining hole unless you use a 45ft long drillbit so it got left. 2 x M10 bolts is plenty tbqfh
View attachment 1593830
So with the cage installed I hoovered up the bits in the car, loaded all my tools and then went to go home...
View attachment 1593831
Car had other ideas like
So I had the electronic fault light illuminated, wasn't there before but I've been f**king around with the alarm and wiring. s**t
Car would crank until the cows came home but no firing. Checked all UCH relays and wiring, nothing. Checked the alarm cabling and wiring, nothing. Checked the ECU wiring, nothing. Checked big white plug and fuses in the engine bay...
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Bingo
Replace fuse, start car, drive home
No Kyle, don't be silly
So this was already a 12 hour day for me, starting to get tired and just annoyed now. Absolutely shattered and just hanging on by sheer annoyance and wanting to be home. Replacing the fuse and nothing again. Checked big white plug and all relays again but not the fuse this time. Went to crank and immobiliser was f**king about, so in messing with the white plug I've made a new issue🙃
Check it again, check the fuse again... Blown. Right so that fuse is for lambda, coil pack, injectors and fuel pump. I'd been messing moving the lambda wiring earlier on as well as the brake lines for putting the cage in. Checked those over and all looked fine, so that was 45 mins crawling around on the floor. Checked the coil pack wiring as it was easy, looks good. Injectors I didn't check as I hadn't been anywhere near.
It then dawned on me that the fuel pump wiring runs across the base of the rear bench. So surely I must have nicked something when installing the cage, maybe squashed it or something
So I check to see if the wiring is snagged and it was a bit tight near the battery tray I'd just put in. Take the tray out and checked the wiring, looked okay apart from a tiny witness mark and a very very tiny s**t mark on the back of the carpet when something had clearly shorted out which you can see
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Terrible pic as I was not in the mood as this point but in there are 2 light brown wires to the fuel pump that had been squashed when I tightened the battery tray down. Stupid fat c**t Kyle
Anyway, I went full 🥧 🔑 mode and this is how I "fixed" the issue
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Now I was in another world of s**t though. I'd used up all my spare 30A blade fuses knobbing about...
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No mate, that's not it🤣🤣🤣
'borrowed' the fuse for the rear heated screen, cranked over for a few seconds and then it burled into life. Thank f**k
I'll get round to replacing those Wagos at some point. It's a proper horrid hack but it worked and got me home, where I now sit on the toilet telling strangers I've never met how I ruined my car... Instead of having a shower and going to f**king bed🤣
Wheres the other one?? 🤔🤔
When I first put the 2118's on I wasnt so sure but they've really grown on me. I wanted to get them painted before CSF but I don't think I have time🥲You've probably done more mods in a single week than a lot of people do in their whole period of ownership 😂
Monaco looks really good with the white 2118s