That VXR nutter, he's back.

[Mike-bham]

Its faaar too big for that!!!

 

[Josie172cup]

Its faaar too big for that!!!

about a thousand photos of some tit polishing the s**t out of his vauxhall

 

[Chili Red]

oh f**k now I'm going to have to register on cleaning geek world just to see this!!

 

[Gumby]

Its faaar too big for that!!!

Band Select or "quote" then copy paste

Can't remember my logon (and my pc is about 150 miles away lol)

 

[Michael172]

What a douche.

Then the car was sprayed off to get rid of the grit that had sprayed up the sides as i didnt really want to snow foam until this bad contamination had gone for fear of scratching the sides as it runs down...

I mean ffs. I can understand people who take care of their cars. But this is ridiculous.

 

[cat171]

oh f**k now I'm going to have to register on cleaning geek world just to see this!!

Just click the link, it all comes up. You might need a day or two for the pics to load though as he took so many ! I saw two pics, then got bored.

 

[.GAZ.]

asks u to register now craig

took me nearly 2 hrs to read it all earlier ffs lol

 

[Alastair.]

im gunna have 2 sign up, should keep me amused for half hour

 

[Michael172]

What a f**king c**k.

f**king self indulgent r****d.

 

[.GAZ.]

calm yerself^

 

[Alastair.]

just rejisterd, says i cannot access the page cus of my account privalidges. dam

 

[VeinAST]

Ali it crashed my pc the thread lol too many photos of some guy at 3 in the morning dynamatting his wheel well.

 

[Alastair.]

^so how did u see the thread then, it wont fookin let me, goin mental ere

 

[bmh.01]

oh f**k now I'm going to have to register on cleaning geek world just to see this!!

Me too but oh my its worth it!

 

[Alastair.]

im in woooop wooppp

 

[Michael172]

This upset me terribly and I asked Basil to allow me to remove it before continuing which he did.....Phew!

Ive been sat gigling to myself for the past hour lol. Almost finished reading it i think. What a silly t**t. Cant believe people would spend that kind of money on a VAUXALL. Personally id of been happy with Collinite 476s at £15 ish.

 

[.GAZ.]

Vauxhall actually

 

[Henry]

tried to open the thread link earlier but my PC can't cope with it and i'm guessing it won't be worth it anyway

that dyson detail link, though, is absolutely priceless - going to have a proper read tomorrow



"Ok the last few days i have been a touch bored so thought i would give the dyson a detail....

Its the animal version sporting single stage purple paintwork with a nice silver metallic band around the middle and low profile runners....These were an optional extra in the John Lewis sale...

The dyson when it turned up...

The first thing i noticed was that at some stage in its life it had had an accident or bump with a wooden skirting board due to the marks on the near side fender.....The owner was not very cautious when navigating this beast..."



can't wait

 

[.GAZ.]

superb^

 

[Michael172]

Vauxhall actually

Whatever its still horse s**t. :rasp:


Good read its really made me laugh. Didnt reaise pepole could be such fuctards tho.

 

[Michael172]

I think the pics of his 2 mates, both taking a pic of the roof, is the saddest thing I've ever seen on the internet. Ever.

LMFAO !!!!!!

If hed of seen my clio in the dealership hed of shat himself, ive not seen a black car swirled so badly before. But its near perfect.


LOL at some of the comments in this thread.

 

[cat171]

asks u to register now craig

took me nearly 2 hrs to read it all earlier ffs lol

Oops, my bad. They probably couldn't cope with the whole world looking in & mocking him. That thread must have gone the world over by now !

I found it funny at first when he detailed the dyson in response to folk mocking him, now he's gone bonkers detailing up the vxr the respect went out of the window !

 

[john.med]

Come on, someone copy and paste, I'm in the 'moderation phase' of registration!

 

[Michael172]

Thy hath sinneth.

 

[.GAZ.]

i actually thought the astra thread was epic...

if i had the time,patience,freedom and money i'd love to learn how to detail to that standard...

or i'd just pay some1 to do it lol

 

[Michael172]

Serisouly funny s**t. Had i have been smoking weed id be dead by now.

 

[Alastair.]

thats the funniest shiz i have ever seen on the net, im actualy gob smacked that someone would polish there 2008 plate car 51 fuking times!

words cannot ever describe this c**k and his gay loving camera crew

 

[oz_clio]

he shouldve stopped a long time ago....somethings are best left alone think hes just trying to do too much to that thing.

wheels looks gash as does engine, badges...ahh i could go on.


and waxing his springs??!?! WTF!! gay doesnt even describe that.

 

[daviebroon]

i really reallly wanna find out where this bell-end lives and go throw steaming hot poo at his car.

Nothing better than showing your appreciation of someones hard work and dedication by laying a fresh turd on the bonnet

 

[Alastair.]

i expect he would get excited and polish it 100 times over, he would be like "now i though i removed all the s**t from the bodywork but i found a small bit of sweetcorn stuck inbetwwen the door hinge.......... which is was not happy about"

 

[daviebroon]

my poo would strip paint. FACT

 

[Gary-Lew]

Good advertising by him .It clearly worked. hes not dull think about it, if you wanted your car detailed would you want this guy of course you would. you know how fussy and precise he is to detail, both marc and miracle man are at the top of their game.

 

[SBV116]

It is some top notch work, but would he not of been better cleaning a dirty older car if he was trying to drum up business??!

 

[Andy.]

If his target audience is people driving supercars who want to pay $$$$ to have a car valet, then probably not. He has shown how he treats something in a new condition and makes it better.

It is great advertising for him. Having him wash your car is a bit like having Stephen Hawking take your Maths GCSE for you.

 

[Brasseye]

He can wash my car anytime........

But he might have an pulmonary embolism

 

[richy22]

I noticed he likes the word juxtaposition!

I noticed that too! It wouldnt be too bad if he used the word correctly.. just seems to randomly through it in every now and then to make himself sound intellectual!!

Question is does he have OCD or does he just really like keeping things clean?!

I spent 2 hours the other day on my car and I thought I was bad.. This guy is just MENTAL!! Fair play to him but come on get a life son!

 

[Weeman]

Detailing is for (unts.

 

[Turkish]

One day someone will open a car door against his and the sound of him spontaneously combusting will be audible in australia. Sad b*****d!

 

[Michael172]

Detailing is for (unts.

I enjoy it although i have to admit i dont go to stupid levels. Dont think theses anything wrong with it as long as you dont go OTT.

 

[Ad]

i actually thought the astra thread was epic...

if i had the time,patience,freedom and money i'd love to learn how to detail to that standard...

or i'd just pay some1 to do it lol

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