That VXR nutter, he's back.

[Weeman]

Oh dear

How often do the detailing geeks clean the fridge I wonder, hardly ever, despite the fact it can give you various upset tummies etc, but nooooo 20 hours on the car in a country with the highest rainfall in the world just about, chocolate fireguards FTFW.

 

[Christopher]

Juxtaposition.

Ergo, i am a cnut.

 

[richy22]

Id love to get him to come and clean my bosses car thats just sitting there gathering moss!!

 

[Timmay]

^ f**k a duck - nearly as bad as some of my cars

 

[Weeman]

I'd love to turn up in this and ask the c**t to get his guage out

 

[jester2k]

So.. (as required reg)
a) Does he park like a *unt in the disabled spaces in carparks?
b) Did he really spend £10K on a tub of wax, and that would be better than a £5K tub of wax how, or even a £100 quid tub of wax?
c) Does he really live at home?

 

[richy22]

So.. (as required reg)
a) Does he park like a *unt in the disabled spaces in carparks?
b) Did he really spend £10K on a tub of wax, and that would be better than a £5K tub of wax how, or even a £100 quid tub of wax?
c) Does he really live at home?

Precisely!

 

[Naith]

One day someone will open a car door against his and the sound of him spontaneously combusting will be audible in australia. Sad b*****d!

i LOLed n spat coffee out at that comment

 

[Fred@BTM]

and you can still see the grain of the metal in those engine cover bits he's had made, fail, it has to be mirror polished before chroming, but the gayer doesn't know that obviously

 

[Weeman]

I dont know wether to laugh or cry at the fact you know that frederick LOL

 

[kyle_sxi]

ROFL @ considering rejecting the car over two small paint blemishes.

It's a Vauxhall FFS not a Rolls Royce!

I bet he's a MIG user.

no hes not a mig user aon and aoc :rasp:
whats this its a vauxhall whats that got to do with it its the fact that mark hasnt got a gf lmao hes full time job is somthing to do with advertsiment and pauls hes mate the guy who charges 3 grand to detail a car lol

 

[Weeman]

I bet they are a fcuking laugh riot down the pub, if they ever get there, to socialise with something thats isn't a Porter Cable

 

[Gally]

Once inside i asked the salesman if i could have half hour on my own with the new car...

oh right al come back when your finished with her! wtf!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Weeman]

Probs had his knob up the exhaust or threw a bucket of distilled water on it to "check factory spec beadage"

 

[drummie]

Once inside i asked the salesman if i could have half hour on my own with the new car...

oh right al come back when your finished with her! wtf!!!!!!!!!!!

:lolup:

Spending 20k on that astra would be like paying 2k for prostitute to find out its a bloke when it came down to the business!

 

[jester2k]

I wonder if any female would meet his standards..

 

[Fred@BTM]

I dont know wether to laugh or cry at the fact you know that frederick LOL

i'm a fabricator remember

 

[Michael172]

I wonder if any female would meet his standards..

Earbuds......flaps.....detailing your own woman.





Imagine how many people rub their hands together when they see him coming.

 

[Timmay]

Probs had his knob up the exhaust or threw a bucket of distilled water on it to "check factory spec beadage"

lol

 

[scala]

Jesus - 51 layers of Zaino Z2 pro and that still leaves the waxing to be done. Does this guy have a girlfriend?

 

[Chili Red]

A day later and my registration's been approved! Now I can sit back and marvel at this obsessive-compulsive weirdo in all his glory.

*awaits pics loading*

 

[Pettsi]

Looks very nice. But abit OTT imo.

 

[Bloooor]

I think Him and Winston should Fight.

 

[Christopher]

^^LOL

Rat vs. Prat?

 

[Waitey]

LOL @ mixing Isopropanol with spring water

Niether will be that well filtered. So after all the polishing he's essentially scratching it again.

 

[Chili Red]

Oh my f**king God. Words fail me on how sad this guy is. So many things made my chin hit the floor.

Firstly that he took the badges off to CLEAN it! Also that he takes his wheels off to clean them 5 times a week.

Also this:

to be honest the wheels were starting to stress me out.....I cleaned them non stop day after day but the nature of the paint on them like a china effect actually made them impossibly to keep clean .....

Maybe it's because they're WHITE!???? Cars are meant to be driven FFS and guess what? THEY WILL GET DIRTY. So he changed them for silver ones. Unbelieveable.

Also this engraved in the engine bay:

Oh dear.

Never mind the 51 layers of wax, the endless washes, cleaning hinges with a toothbrush and air vents with a shaving brush - that's bad enough but to me it didn't look dirty in the first place!

Also, if you want a really shiny car, why buy a white one?

There is no way any woman would put up with him, if he ever finds one retarded enough to live with him I hope she washes his car with washing up liquid and a nice gritty sponge for him.

 

[Peperami]

The blue astra vxr?

Weirdest thing is, he drives it properly.

Have seen him around this way a fair bit, and out on pistonheads blats.

 

[Chili Red]

The blue astra vxr?

Weirdest thing is, he drives it properly.

Have seen him around this way a fair bit, and out on pistonheads blats.

No, he's sold it and bought a white Nurburgring one. This thread makes the detailing topic about the blue one look like he gave it a once over at the jetwash..

 

[Budgie]

The blue astra vxr?

Weirdest thing is, he drives it properly.

Have seen him around this way a fair bit, and out on pistonheads blats.

No, he's sold it and bought a white Nurburgring one. This thread makes the detailing topic about the blue one look like he gave it a once over at the jetwash..

LOL!

 

[Henry]

There is no way any woman would put up with him, if he ever finds one retarded enough to live with him I hope she washes his car with washing up liquid and a nice gritty sponge for him.

the impression i got from the Dyson polishing thread was that said appliance belonged to his 'partner'; he mentioned that s/he was ribbing him about the work he was putting in to it. may be he's really good at polishing her button or something; who knows

anyway, think i'll have another go at 'loading' the VXR thread to witness all of this - sounds nuts TBH

 

[Henry]

crashed again. obviously a '2Mb no-no'; balls to it

 

[young_lew]

i could understand if he brought it 2nd hand, or it was 3 years old

but it was brand bloody new!

he's just asking for someone to jump on its roof tbh.........

 

[leeds_182]

Like has been said, if he does it for a living I can understand it..................just.

I just dont think the results looks as good on a white car as they did on the arden blue astra!

 

[Gally]

as much as i love dw site the word tool keeps springing to mind!

 

[daviebroon]

i just don't get it. You know, like REALLY get it.

To understand, i do not. Comprehension... not something i get from this.

Justificatio..... You get the idea.

 

[Timmay]

lol i keep going back and having a look - if he ever saw how firty my cars got he would have a coronary!

 

[Darkshadows]

He has no wife/girlfriend simple and he plays with little toy cars but i say play i mean he cleans them to the same standard as that car just so really want go throw a bucket of gritty mud over it and get two girls to mud wrestle on the bonnet now that would look so much better !

 

[daviebroon]

^fat girls

 

[Darkshadows]

^Transexuals

 

[daviebroon]

^ with prolapsed anal leakage