That VXR nutter, he's back.

[Jamesl172]

I think the pics of his 2 mates, both taking a pic of the roof, is the saddest thing I've ever seen on the internet. Ever.

haha - well put

 

[RS182Lancs]

I do admit i wash my car 3 times a week to keep it clean but THAT is just sick.

WTF Pc'in a hoover?!?

needs proper help!

 

[ForceIndia]

I do admit i wash my car 3 times a week to keep it clean but THAT is just sick.

WTF Pc'in a hoover?!?

needs proper help!

Homo

 

[RS182Lancs]

I do admit i wash my car 3 times a week to keep it clean but THAT is just sick.

WTF Pc'in a hoover?!?

needs proper help!

Homo

its only quick wash! nothin like his..

 

[AlexG]

"to make sure no dust was hidden in any crevices which may give me sleepness nights....."

this made me lol aswell as the underground car park pics

 

[Mike-bham]

Ok, here we go, the same guy pc'd his hoover
http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=38692&highlight=dyson

Officially the funniest thread i have ever seen. What was going through his mind when applying trim gel.

Oh my giddy aunt, crazy fool!

He must have some serious money to hang round doing that all day though

 

[RS182Lancs]

Officially the funniest thread i have ever seen. What was going through his mind when applying trim gel.

Oh my giddy aunt, crazy fool!

He must have some serious money to hang round doing that all day though

probably won lottery. i wouldnt have time to do mine for few days! 5 hours Max

 

[Ben.]

obviously has serious issues

i think he would actually have a fit if he saw my car

 

[Christopher]

Ok, here we go, the same guy pc'd his hoover
http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=38692&highlight=dyson

Officially in stiches!

PM to the SL.

 

[Dafthead]

Oh god, PC'ing a hoover....i didn't know that

This guy is beyond homo geek, BEYOND

 

[kpowell911]

im not sure wether he posts sarcastically though.

Either way, I hate him

 

[Ben.]

he uses evian water to wash his car!!WTF

 

[riz]

lol i would never take a picture of my two mates taking a picture of my car!! lol

 

[Leeshez]

Wow a lot of effort has gone in that.

 

[ForceIndia]

Wow a lot of effort has gone in that.

The car or the hoover?

 

[Rich]

Whatever your opinion you have salute the blokes dedication and attention to detail. Yes it's bordering on mental OCD but fair play if that what's floats his boat.

All that on a Astra ! pmsl

You used to be the biggest cleaning geek on CS your hypocritical f**ker. That 182 only saw the light of day when it was washed.:rasp:

I like a clean car, but even I think standing around taking pics of the roof with 2 other people, thinking of rejecting a car almost due to a small blemish and then putting on 50 coats of sealant is a bit odd. Having a clean car is one thing that is border line irrational.

 

[Kipper]

Dont knoe if you people know but he detailed his Dyson one day!!!

all that detailing knowledge n he uses a dyson to hoover it lol

Henry ftw

If you do a search on detailing world he has actually posted a thread about detailing his hoover!!!!!

 

[kpowell911]

all that detailing knowledge n he uses a dyson to hoover it lol

Henry ftw

If you do a search on detailing world he has actually posted a thread about detailing his hoover!!!!!

IF you do a search of this thread, You will find the link

What company does he own? TBH, if he is a valeter by trade, I understand this 100%

 

[Kipper]

all that detailing knowledge n he uses a dyson to hoover it lol

Henry ftw

If you do a search on detailing world he has actually posted a thread about detailing his hoover!!!!!

Sorry It seems you have already discovered this!

 

[2thumbs]

ROFL @ considering rejecting the car over two small paint blemishes.

It's a Vauxhall FFS not a Rolls Royce!

I bet he's a MIG user.

 

[RichCup]

50 layers and doesn't even look that good lol.

And as for those wheels... :dead:

 

[Bluebeard]

The most rediculous over the top OCD guy I have ever read about.

Bet he's a great laugh down the pub.

 

[JON13S]

The most rediculous over the top OCD guy I have ever read about.

Bet he's a great laugh down the pub.

heaven forbid you have a scratched pint glass.i would not be responsible for my actions.

 

[RussZS]

The wax used on the Dyson costs £300!! LOL.

 

[JeffWilson]

Haha. Love the people griefing the fact it's a Vauxhall... says the site full of people driving aroundin tin can Renaults :|

 

[Josie172cup]

Haha. Love the people griefing the fact it's a Vauxhall... says the site full of people driving aroundin tin can Renaults :|

but we dont spend 50k+ on cleaning products

i probably spend 50p a month on a new sponge lol

 

[bmh.01]

Thats frightening as ever, all the "personal" touches are tacky as fvck as well too imo.

 

[Stig182]

where?? u ave to be a member!!

 

[Josie172cup]

where?? u ave to be a member!!

dont bother regestering its a complete waste of time

 

[AlexS]

FLOL what a bellend, he needs serious help, and using a £300 wax on a dyson LOL! I bet he sucks himself off with it!

 

[Josie172cup]

FLOL what a bellend, he needs serious help, and using a £300 wax on a dyson LOL! I bet he sucks himself off with it!

or sticks it in his wrong un

colonic FTW

 

[Alastair.]

ahhh i wanna see this, says i gotta rejister though, fuk sake

 

[Rich]

I think Detailing World are using this as an exercise to get new members now! lol could view it as a guest earlier.

 

[mattjk]

Fair play too him lol, yes bellend and all but I'm quite impressed.

 

[AlexS]

Fair play too him lol, yes bellend and all but I'm quite impressed.

Next thing he will be pcing his bath :lolup:

 

[mattjk]

My eyes are hurting now from looking at the pictures trying to find a favourite quote but struggling although this ones quite good.

"and the wiring loom running down the sides of the car, not very neat, Basil informed that this would all be tidied up, as like me, it makes him feel ill looking at it..."

 

[Rich]

I noticed he likes the word juxtaposition!

 

[Bluebeard]

I will bet you (good money too!) That the salesman & Mechanics who are anything to do with that bloke wince when they see the bloke walking towards them.

I'm cringing at the thought of selling him a brand new car!!

 

[Djw John]

I would be far far too afraid to ever do any work on his car, got give credit to the folk who did!

 

[Gumby]

Anyone fancy copy/pasting it here?